Saturday, September 26, 2009
Happy Saturday Everyone! It's time to share those smiles and, especially with my favorites -- tails!!!!! Hope this bring a smile to you today and, if you love your tails (pets) like I do -- give them a super great hug -- they are always there waiting for you and with that "tail" just wagging with happiness to see you!!
HOW MANY DOGS DO YOU NEED TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?
Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Try and make me!
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.
Old English Sheep Dog
What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!
Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry!
Love those "tails" everyone -- they are definitely a Man's and A Lady's Best Friend!!!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Happy Thursday everyone! And, soon to be WOO HOO Friday to All!! I read this one and it's kinda cute -- so, you know me -- I'm passing it along to you! I hope it brings a few smiles as that's what my "progress" is all about! Passing on smiles and staying positive! That's how life was intended to be lived and I'm doing it!!!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed...Skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have a super Friday everyone and please follow 9. -- We want you happy and healthy for a super long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Happy Tuesday! I hope this link works as there is what years and years of strength exercises can possibly do for you -- and it's totally awesome! Watch "strength" in action!!! WOW!!!!!
Click on the link -- and click on the "play video" button and get ready to be amazed!!! Wouldn't you love to be able to do this? I sure would -- it looks like a blast!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Happy Sunday to Everyone! =)
I’m passing along a cute one that I read today! And, remember, nothing good can become of nasty gossip! Be careful what you say – those words can come back to haunt you!!! And, I hope this one can bring a smile to you today -- Spread those Smiles Everyone!!
THE CHURCH GOSSIP!
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of church morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Some members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Henry and everyone about what he was doing.
Henry, a man of few words, stared at her and walked away. He said nothing. Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house and walked home. He left his truck in front all night...
**Poor Mildred -- but she just may have learned her lesson! And, gave Henry one good laugh!!**
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Hi and Happy Saturday Everyone! I saw the "blog prompt" for today dealing with "Who Was the First Person I Told About My Healthy Lifestyle Goals" == and the answer to that would be NO ONE! Although I'm sure it didn't take long for my family to pick up on it!
To me, my going for the healthy lifestyle was a choice I decided to make for me! Too many years of emotional ups and downs, too many years of that feeling like I lost "me" -- and I missed "me"! So, I followed what I would tell others -- just do it! And, do it for you! Bring the old "you" back and love it! You're worth it and you'll know when it's time to work on the positive things that this wonderful life has to offer! And there are soooooo many! Sometimes, you just need to look a little further, or a little deeper -- they're out there and they're a true blessing!
Look at a tree -- as simple as it sounds! Look at the leaves changing their colors (if they are in your area) how beautiful! God's paintbrush at work!
Look at some of the smallest and simplest things in life, things you never really noticed before -- and appreciate all the wonderful things we really have been blessed with in our daily lives. Take a little time, breathe and love your surroundings, your family and YOU! You are worth this healthy lifestyle and this healthier way of living!
Enjoy this wonderful journey everyone -- it's one great walk!
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