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I'm Back and here to stay...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Hi Everyone,
I've been gone for awhile and I've missed all my friends. But I'm back and I'm here to stay.I'll write more a little later on. Have to go check out some things I've missed.
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HANNAHV 11/8/2010 5:10AM

    Good to see you back, missed you!

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POSITIVELY_EB 2/17/2010 11:16PM

    So glad you made it back!

Hugs! Beverly

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GRACIEC 2/17/2010 9:09PM

    Great to see you again! You're right - it has been a while! Welcome back!

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1HAPPYSPIRIT 2/17/2010 8:38PM

    emoticon back!!!!! We missed you!!!

1 HAPPY SPIRIT

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CHRYS13 2/17/2010 8:35PM

    Great news! emoticon emoticon

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Today's My Birthday!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009



Thank You Everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes.

Today is to be a nice but windy day, they say 80 by this afternoon. YEAH!! At last some nice weather to get out and do some walking. Soon it'll be time to plant some flowers. Last night while I was watching the TV I got on the treadmill and did a little walking.
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QUEENOTHEFOREST 4/24/2009 7:48PM

    Happy birthday! Good health to you.
Mary

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CHIRORENGO 4/24/2009 2:16AM

    Happy Birthday Beautiful - 30 right? emoticon

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LINDA25427 4/23/2009 11:29PM

    Happy Birthday emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticonNot to much cake please .

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-WRKNG2ABTTRME- 4/23/2009 7:06PM

    emoticon emoticon Hope you day is all you wanted it to be! emoticon

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PEACHYPAMINMD 4/23/2009 4:00PM

    emoticon Happy Birthday!

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DLR430 4/23/2009 2:50PM

    Happy Birthday!!

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GODDESS1971 4/23/2009 2:29PM

    Happy birthday.

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ZORAHGAIL 4/23/2009 1:37PM

    Happy birthday!

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TERESABLOSSOM 4/23/2009 1:26PM

    Happy Birthday!! From Michigan!! it will be in the 60's here today supposed to be 80 by tomorrow or sat. Enjoy!!

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JANEYINMADTOWN 4/23/2009 12:54PM

    Woo Hoo PARTY for SUSIE!

Hugs,

Janey>
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~*~ Envelopes and Stamps ~*~

Saturday, April 11, 2009

This one should make your day!!

Envelopes and Stamps

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe
the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!' I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs
everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON, TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp again.

  
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BEFIT014 4/12/2009 8:03AM

    EEEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BONDSERVANT2GOD 4/11/2009 10:05PM

    That is SO gross! I am glad I buy the envelopes that are peel and stick!

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You're Not A Kid Anymore When.....

Friday, September 05, 2008


You're Not A Kid Anymore When...
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1. Your biggest concern about dancing is falling.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.

4. You have a dream about prunes.

5. You tell the barber to comb it over the best he can.

6. Your Chihuahua weighs more than 25 pounds.

7. You read the obituaries daily.

8. Digestion is a consideration when reading a menu.

9. You are alarmed by how young your doctor is.

10. You wear knee high stockings with everything.

11. You find no humor in bladder control jokes.

12. You can't climb a tree... even with a ladder.

13. You play golf with your wife.

14. You don't like to drive after dark.

15. Nobody ever tells you to slow down.

  
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GINGER_LOSTALOT 9/22/2008 1:27PM

    Oh, my! Truth revealed!

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MAXFOCUS 9/6/2008 11:56PM

    emoticon Love it!

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***LISA*** 9/5/2008 7:58PM

    That is really cute!! I have a bit until I get there but cute none the less!!

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MARYGNOMES 9/5/2008 6:52PM

    OMG! It's all too true!! emoticon emoticon emoticonBut with the help of SparkPeople some of these are starting to reverse themselves. emoticon

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POSITIVELY_EB 9/5/2008 2:12PM

    And the worst part of all that is I RESEMBLE most of those statements!!!
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-MAHONEY- 9/5/2008 2:04PM

    Ha ha, I like it. LOL!

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The Farmer's Donkey.....he,he,he

Saturday, July 26, 2008

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily t rotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less


NOW ............

Enough of that crap . .. . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

  
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POSITIVELY_EB 7/26/2008 11:14PM

    Excellent!!!!

Hugs! Beverly

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ETAGGEL 7/26/2008 10:27PM

    Great one emoticon

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GERAPTIKO 7/26/2008 8:51PM

    Good one! emoticon Makes you think .

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CHIRORENGO 7/26/2008 5:28PM

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that was great. I love it

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MYMISSY 7/26/2008 4:04PM

    Very good, both entertaining and some thing to seriously think about.

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EVERHOPEFUL78 7/26/2008 8:14AM

    This is great! Funny and full of wisdom.

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SUSIE531 7/26/2008 6:24AM

    Loved the lessons and the humour.
sue

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