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Elderly Man

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A young man noticed an elderly man sobbing while sitting on park bench, so he stopped to ask what was wrong.

"I have a 22 year old wife at home," explained the elderly man. "She makes love to me every morning, and then she makes me a wonderful breakfast."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch, and then she makes love to me all afternoon."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine, and my favorite dessert, and then she makes love to me all evening."

"Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

The elderly man sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!"

  
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FATHINSN 10/21/2012 5:07PM

    haha, that's why he's so sad, at first i thought the lady just died! pakcik, next time bring your address everywhere or use gps, hehe.

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EOWYN2424 10/14/2012 9:34AM

    oh! What a tragedy! lol!

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Q8PRINCESS 10/12/2012 10:42PM

    emoticon oops Wong blog

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PATRICIAANN46 10/12/2012 9:49PM

  Oh dear...........he needs a GPS!!! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/12/2012 8:31AM

    Another thing to remember...
When you get alzhimer's (to lazy to look up correct spelling)
Carry a map that shows where home is
Thanks for the laugh.
If we could remember to have the map, we wouldn't need it.

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NANCYRUBIO 10/11/2012 11:40PM

    Oh was that great, Best laught I had today.

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SHERRYGAYL 10/11/2012 10:23PM

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LYNNA1968 10/11/2012 10:04PM

    LOL oh geez!

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Dr Appointment

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

There is not a woman alive today that won't crack up over this one!

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

  
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FATHINSN 10/21/2012 5:10PM

    haha, glittery down there, no wonder the doctor made that comment LOL moral of the story: if you already late, either reschedule or do your cleanup at the doctor's, hehe.

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PATRICIAANN46 10/11/2012 3:02PM

  This is one of my favorites..........I can't imagine what the OBGYN thought at first glance!!!!! emoticon

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EMERALDGREEN1 10/11/2012 10:09AM

    Nothing like looking good there! lol

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/11/2012 8:10AM

    Good one !!

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FENWAYGIRL18 10/10/2012 10:47PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emoticon I USE TO WORK AT AN OB GYN AND I THOUGHT I'D HEARD IT ALL BUT OMG THAT ONE MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS FOR SHARING I NEEDED THE LAUGH HE MUST OF BEEN VERY IMPRESSED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q8PRINCESS 10/10/2012 9:50PM

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BLUENOSE63 10/10/2012 9:44PM

  OMG that is too funny! Sparkles hahahahahah!

Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one! emoticon

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Tuesday, October 09, 2012


  
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FATHINSN 10/21/2012 5:16PM

    Great quote! If only I can understand spiders and dogs ...

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PATRICIAANN46 10/10/2012 4:33PM

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/10/2012 7:35AM

    another excellent goal

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Monday, October 08, 2012


  
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PATRICIAANN46 10/9/2012 4:24PM

  We're never completely happy, are we??? emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/9/2012 7:15AM

    Why do we do that? Look outside ourselves for what we think will make us happy. And those things are usually transient.

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Sunday, October 07, 2012

  
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PATRICIAANN46 10/8/2012 9:47PM

  How true!!! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/8/2012 8:40AM

    Just have to share this with a couple of email friends.
Thanks for sharing.
Audra

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Q8PRINCESS 10/8/2012 12:07AM

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