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The Idealist Photo 5

Sunday, October 07, 2012

  
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PATRICIAANN46 10/8/2012 9:47PM

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    Just have to share this with a couple of email friends.
Thanks for sharing.
Audra

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Disorder in the Court

Saturday, October 06, 2012

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an Autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

  
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PATRICIAANN46 10/7/2012 4:33PM

  emoticon I emoticon ed them!!!

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    I am going to have to share this with a couple of my email friends.
Thanks for sharing these smiles and gaw-phaws with Sparkers.
Audra

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EWL978 10/6/2012 10:14PM

    Thanx, I needed that!! emoticon

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LYNNA1968 10/6/2012 10:08PM

    OMG I absolutely love the autopsy ones,

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ELRIDDICK 10/6/2012 10:01PM

  Thanks for sharing

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The Idealist Photo 4

Friday, October 05, 2012


  
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    Good thought to remember.
Thank you for sharing.
Audra

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The Idealist Photo 3

Thursday, October 04, 2012


  
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/5/2012 7:43AM

    Very good advise!
Audra

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Think - that's the hard part!

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The Idealist Photo 2

Wednesday, October 03, 2012


  
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PATRICIAANN46 10/5/2012 6:41PM

  How very true that is!!!!! Have a great weekend....... emoticon

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I agree... So True !!
Audra

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JUDYAMK 10/4/2012 2:02PM

    Oh how true this is. I have already made so many family dinners that as I was washing dishes & putting all the leftovers away some would go in the room or sit at the table talking to me & never once helped . I washed & dried, put all things away. I could never ever go any where & not help.I had an Aunt that was not a good housekeeper, she would sit at the kitchen table having coffee as I was washing clothes, doing dishes ,vacuuming, washing wood work down & never helped. I just could not stand her house like that.That was years ago when I was younger, she still talks about me doing her work & laughs & said I was always a good girl. She had 4 children a husband & she said she hated house work,& still does.Well I grew up & let her do her own now!!!!
Judy

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FATHINSN 10/4/2012 3:48AM

    Oh, wow. sort of true for real life, eh?

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