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My day

Monday, September 24, 2012

I woke up around 2am and have chest pains. Hubby told me to take my anxiety pill. I did not hear the alarm clock and woke up one hour later. Thank God I got my daughter to school in time. Had breakfast and then reply Spark Mail. As usual, it is like therapy for me when I reply my Spark buddies.

I am glad I manage to go for my 30 minute late morning walk with Betty (my neighbor.) Today high temp is 73F. Tried to take it easy for the rest of the day. Watched three episodes of HK TVB drama.

Checked daughter's homework, Monday communication envelop between the teacher and parent and also fill in paperwork and payment for her school picture day tomorrow. Got done early enough to take her to another park, Highland Park. Forgot to bring camera, so no pictures. Hubby watched her while I do another 30 minute walk. Pick up dinner from KFC. It's been awhile since we have it. Besides, my nutrition tracker says I am still within range. So, I am good.

I have just been so tired these days. Lately, my hormones has been given me problems. That is the reason why I have not been in the mood to write. Hope everyone is doing well.

  
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PATRICIAANN46 9/25/2012 4:46PM

  It must be so scary to wake up with chest pains. Do the anxiety pills take the pain away quickly?
Please take care of yourself......... emoticon

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Q8PRINCESS 9/25/2012 7:19AM

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Hmm, not such a good start for the day. Hormones are not such fun sometimes. Take it easy.

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EVWINGS 9/24/2012 11:01PM

    Great blog of your day. And it is so typical of you, my Bud. You always think of others first! You take me time, but it always seems you take time for all of us, too!! Thank you so much for being the kind of friend all of us need! You're pretty special and greatly appreciated!!

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A 10 year old little girl

Sunday, September 23, 2012



A friend of mine shared Godly Woman Daily's photo in Facebook. I thought
it is a good one and I would like to share it here.

  
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PATRICIAANN46 9/24/2012 11:19PM

  emoticon ed it!!!!!

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Q8PRINCESS 9/24/2012 7:46AM

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 9/23/2012 7:38PM

    Excellant definition. Audra

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ORODEO73 9/23/2012 7:09PM

    This was a good one! Thx

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Dear Tech Support

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

  
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 9/24/2012 9:19AM

    This was just too cute.. must share with email pen/pals !! Audra

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FATHINSN 9/24/2012 2:40AM

    hehe, I like this one, too :D I think House Cleaning is like a malicious software LOL

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PATRICIAANN46 9/23/2012 10:29PM

  Very Cute.......... emoticon

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Q8PRINCESS 9/23/2012 8:30AM

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EWL978 9/22/2012 10:38PM

    Delete your cookies!!!!!!!!!!

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LYNNA1968 9/22/2012 9:21PM

    lmao boyfriend 6.0?

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SUSHENO 9/22/2012 9:16PM

    Dear Desperate,

You have many programs not working correctly. Perhaps if you reboot or turn the computer off and on again, it will function better?

Way too cute ... thanks for the smile! emoticon

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Computer Doctor

Friday, September 21, 2012

Joe complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should go to the doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that, there is a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do about it. It only costs $10.00."

Joe figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noises and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW.
SOAK YOUR ARM IN WARM WATER. AVOID HEAVY LABOR. IT WILL BE BETTER IN TWO WEEKS.

Later that evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited $10.00. The machine again made the usual noise and printed out the following analysis:
YOUR TAP WATER IS TOO HARD - GET A WATER SOFTENER.
YOUR DOG HAS WORMS - GIVE HIM VITAMINS.
YOUR DAUGHTER IS USING COCAINE - PUT HER IN REHAB.
YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT, TWINS, THEY ARE NOT YOURS - GET A LAWYER.
AND IF YOU DON'T STOP JERKING OFF, YOUR ELBOW WILL NEVER GET BETTER!

  
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FATHINSN 9/24/2012 2:39AM

    haha, I wish that machine is available here!

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CANNIBALS

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating nothing but managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something around here."

  
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FATHINSN 9/24/2012 2:43AM

    hehe. to all managers, beware of new recruits, they might be cannibals!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 9/23/2012 7:44PM

    Loved it .... had to share it with some of my email pals

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PATRICIAANN46 9/21/2012 10:10PM

  How true, how true!!!!! emoticon

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Q8PRINCESS 9/21/2012 12:18AM

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