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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating nothing but managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something around here."

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FATHINSN 9/24/2012 2:43AM

    hehe. to all managers, beware of new recruits, they might be cannibals!

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    Loved it .... had to share it with some of my email pals

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PATRICIAANN46 9/21/2012 10:10PM

  How true, how true!!!!! emoticon

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Buffalo Theory

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.


"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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PATRICIAANN46 9/20/2012 8:05PM

  Don't you just love Cheers........... emoticon

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EMERALDGREEN1 9/20/2012 9:48AM

    CHEERS!!!! LOL

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FATHINSN 9/19/2012 11:42PM

    haha, i hope no one really use this theory for brain cells!

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Bubba's Learnin

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come.

So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!" Aint dat grand!!

Bubba had gotten pretty excited by this. Just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter!"

She a pretty lil ting, too.... Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?

She said, "Yeah, I do."

Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!

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FATHINSN 9/19/2012 11:43PM

    haha, funny!

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NANCYRUBIO 9/18/2012 11:47PM

    Like that one!!

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Bubba and Jimmy Joe

Monday, September 17, 2012

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin on his face.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" Jimmy Joe asked.

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you?" shrieked Jimmy Joe. "I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you no how!"

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NANCYRUBIO 9/17/2012 11:44PM

    emoticon m I loved it~

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EWL978 9/17/2012 11:40PM

    Poor Hillbillies....I was married to one and he was the most wonderful guy this big city girl ever knew!!

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EVWINGS 9/17/2012 11:14PM

    ROFL!!!! emoticon

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Happy Friday!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Today is not a usual day for me. Hubby gone for a one day business trip to Chicago and will be back late. He and some colleagues are going to the International Machine Tool Show 2012.

Took my daughter to school. Came home have breakfast.

4 oz Activia Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
1 extra small banana
1 cup of Soy Milk
1 cup of Kashi Strawberry Fields

Listen to Joseph Prince sermon. Reply some emails. Went for my 30 minute late morning walk. Time for lunch.

284 grams Kahiki Chicken Fried Rice (frozen entree)

Watched two episodes HK TVB drama. In the midst of watching, Betty (my neighbor) brought some home grown tomatoes over. Chat for a little bit with her. Pretty soon it was time to pick up my daughter from school. She is glad she has no homework today.

My daughter is very excited about attending her first sleepover today. I, on the other hand, was experiencing Parent Separation Anxiety! I helped her packed a bag. She was all ready to go at 4:00pm. The invitation card says 5:30pm. I had to tell her to be patient as it is not time yet to go. Watched another episode with my daughter by my side.

After dropping her off, I decided to go to Peak Sports Club. Did 30 minutes on treadmill. On the way home, I found another Vietnamese Restaurant I have not tried. I had Grilled Salmon Vermicelli. It was delicious. Next time I get it, I will take a picture. For those of you who are not familiar with Vietnamese food. Vermicelli is an angel-hair noodle (rice noodles) served with your choice of grilled pork, beef, chicken, shrimp, fish or tofu on a bed of shredded lettuce, fresh herbs, bean sprouts, cucumber, topped with crushed roasted peanuts and served with their classic Vietnamese Vinegar Sauce.

While waiting for my hubby's return, watched another episode.

High today is 74F and sunny. It is a beautiful day!

That was my day. How was yours?

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PATRICIAANN46 9/15/2012 10:54PM

  Hi........It sounds like you had a great day. Mine was very busy.........My husband and I drove to a city about 40 miles away to shop for a "New Baby" gift and some other items. On the way home, we stopped at a Garage Sale and found a beautiful high chair and a (1-wear only) Christmas dress for our 4-month old Grand-daughter. We were very happy with our finds!!! When we arrived home, our youngest son called and decided to come over for supper. Then I did some wash and now I am Sparking. It's almost time for bed, as I am tired. emoticon
Have a great Sunday.

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FATHINSN 9/15/2012 8:39AM

    Today, watched some anime while exercising. Read a book. Then watched couple of movies in a movie channel (in movie #2, I fell asleep and when I woke up, Bruce already turned into Batman, missed his training). Squeezed in some jump rope before went out for grocery shopping. More jump rope before shower and dinner. And now, updating some things in SP while collecting SP points and trying to relax my aching legs from all those jump rope (total 15-min).

So, that's my update for today, hehe.

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Q8PRINCESS 9/15/2012 3:09AM

    Still like glass noodles best

Over here it's now ONLY 40C (104F) during the day - way cooler!

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ZRIE014 9/14/2012 10:38PM

  do not feel like it is a happy friday since it is so hot in san diego, ca. it is 20 degrees over normal here. emoticon

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