MISSDAISY23   81,001
SparkPoints
80,000-99,999 SparkPoints
 
 
MISSDAISY23's Recent Blog Entries

Buffalo Theory

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

***************************************

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PATRICIAANN46 9/20/2012 8:05PM

  Don't you just love Cheers........... emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
EMERALDGREEN1 9/20/2012 9:48AM

    CHEERS!!!! LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
Q8PRINCESS 9/20/2012 8:10AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
FATHINSN 9/19/2012 11:42PM

    haha, i hope no one really use this theory for brain cells!

Report Inappropriate Comment


Bubba's Learnin

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come.

So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!" Aint dat grand!!

Bubba had gotten pretty excited by this. Just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter!"

She a pretty lil ting, too.... Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!

When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?

She said, "Yeah, I do."

Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

FATHINSN 9/19/2012 11:43PM

    haha, funny!

Report Inappropriate Comment
PATRICIAANN46 9/19/2012 5:52PM

  emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
Q8PRINCESS 9/19/2012 3:19AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 9/18/2012 11:47PM

    Like that one!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ELSCO55 9/18/2012 10:55PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


Bubba and Jimmy Joe

Monday, September 17, 2012

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin on his face.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" Jimmy Joe asked.

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you?" shrieked Jimmy Joe. "I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you no how!"

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PATRICIAANN46 9/18/2012 10:29PM

  emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
Q8PRINCESS 9/18/2012 12:04AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NANCYRUBIO 9/17/2012 11:44PM

    emoticon m I loved it~

Report Inappropriate Comment
EWL978 9/17/2012 11:40PM

    Poor Hillbillies....I was married to one and he was the most wonderful guy this big city girl ever knew!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DIET_FRIEND 9/17/2012 11:39PM

    :)

Report Inappropriate Comment
SALEX52 9/17/2012 11:19PM

    ;-)

Report Inappropriate Comment
ELSCO55 9/17/2012 11:17PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
EVWINGS 9/17/2012 11:14PM

    ROFL!!!! emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


Happy Friday!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Today is not a usual day for me. Hubby gone for a one day business trip to Chicago and will be back late. He and some colleagues are going to the International Machine Tool Show 2012.

Took my daughter to school. Came home have breakfast.

Breakfast
4 oz Activia Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
1 extra small banana
1 cup of Soy Milk
1 cup of Kashi Strawberry Fields

Listen to Joseph Prince sermon. Reply some emails. Went for my 30 minute late morning walk. Time for lunch.

Lunch
284 grams Kahiki Chicken Fried Rice (frozen entree)

Watched two episodes HK TVB drama. In the midst of watching, Betty (my neighbor) brought some home grown tomatoes over. Chat for a little bit with her. Pretty soon it was time to pick up my daughter from school. She is glad she has no homework today.

My daughter is very excited about attending her first sleepover today. I, on the other hand, was experiencing Parent Separation Anxiety! I helped her packed a bag. She was all ready to go at 4:00pm. The invitation card says 5:30pm. I had to tell her to be patient as it is not time yet to go. Watched another episode with my daughter by my side.

After dropping her off, I decided to go to Peak Sports Club. Did 30 minutes on treadmill. On the way home, I found another Vietnamese Restaurant I have not tried. I had Grilled Salmon Vermicelli. It was delicious. Next time I get it, I will take a picture. For those of you who are not familiar with Vietnamese food. Vermicelli is an angel-hair noodle (rice noodles) served with your choice of grilled pork, beef, chicken, shrimp, fish or tofu on a bed of shredded lettuce, fresh herbs, bean sprouts, cucumber, topped with crushed roasted peanuts and served with their classic Vietnamese Vinegar Sauce.

While waiting for my hubby's return, watched another episode.

High today is 74F and sunny. It is a beautiful day!

That was my day. How was yours?

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PATRICIAANN46 9/15/2012 10:54PM

  Hi........It sounds like you had a great day. Mine was very busy.........My husband and I drove to a city about 40 miles away to shop for a "New Baby" gift and some other items. On the way home, we stopped at a Garage Sale and found a beautiful high chair and a (1-wear only) Christmas dress for our 4-month old Grand-daughter. We were very happy with our finds!!! When we arrived home, our youngest son called and decided to come over for supper. Then I did some wash and now I am Sparking. It's almost time for bed, as I am tired. emoticon
Have a great Sunday.

Report Inappropriate Comment
FATHINSN 9/15/2012 8:39AM

    Today, watched some anime while exercising. Read a book. Then watched couple of movies in a movie channel (in movie #2, I fell asleep and when I woke up, Bruce already turned into Batman, missed his training). Squeezed in some jump rope before went out for grocery shopping. More jump rope before shower and dinner. And now, updating some things in SP while collecting SP points and trying to relax my aching legs from all those jump rope (total 15-min).

So, that's my update for today, hehe.

Report Inappropriate Comment
Q8PRINCESS 9/15/2012 3:09AM

    Still like glass noodles best

Over here it's now ONLY 40C (104F) during the day - way cooler!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ZRIE014 9/14/2012 10:38PM

  do not feel like it is a happy friday since it is so hot in san diego, ca. it is 20 degrees over normal here. emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


High of 65F

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The weather is amazing! Yesterday high of 90F and today high of 65F! I prefer 60s or 70s. emoticon

Went for my 30 minute walk this morning with my neighbor, Betty. Pass birthday gift to Alice, my other neighbor and visit for a bit.

It started to rain before school is done for the day.

Hubby had a doctor's appointment this afternoon. It is a follow-up on the recent blood test results. The doctor is happy with the improvements he has made since the last visit. The only area he still has to work on is his cholesterol.

My daughter has been invited to a sleepover party tomorrow. It is her best friend, Alexandria's birthday. This is going to be her first invitation that we said yes. I am still not used to the idea of my baby going to spend the night at someone else house.

After the doctor's office, we went to Target to get her sleeping bag, gift card, birthday card, a couple of movies, etc. Had to stop by CVS pharmacy and Vietnamese Restaurant.

It is still raining here. I do not mind the rain if I am staying indoors but I guess I should not complain. Hope everyone is having a fabulous day!

emoticon

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

PATRICIAANN46 9/14/2012 2:18PM

  It sounds like you had a great day. I love the cooler temps too. My husband also has high cholesterol and I heard from a Registered Dietician that a product called Cholesteroff made by Nature Made (available at Walmart) works well and there aren't any side effects. It might be worth asking your Doctor about it.
Have a great weekend.
emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
Q8PRINCESS 9/14/2012 4:39AM

    Rain, must be nice to have weather over there. Here's it's just sunny and hot oh and windy!

Report Inappropriate Comment


First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 Last Page