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Boy's Night Out

Sunday, September 09, 2012

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh f**k," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

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FATHINSN 9/12/2012 11:45PM

    Haha, that's so funny! I think the wife already knew, hehe.

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Q8PRINCESS 9/10/2012 11:41PM


I thought this went up yesterday but for some reason it didn't post.

Comment edited on: 9/10/2012 11:41:47 PM

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PATRICIAANN46 9/10/2012 1:58PM


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MISSDAISY23 9/9/2012 10:24PM

    Hi Belle, (I think this is your name)

LOL My husband is sitting here laughing! I guess you did not realize that this is a joke. I guess you are new here. Welcome to Spark People! You can also post jokes here aside from real life events. Anyway, thank you for visiting my blog!

Good luck to you! God bless you! Take care & have a great evening!


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USMAWIFE 9/9/2012 7:57PM

    LOL My husband would have done the same thing


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BELLE-4 9/9/2012 7:57PM

  Whereas this is humorous, the thing that makes me sad is a) you did not keep your word to your wife, b) you didn't say how you got home (did you drive?) and c)...you lied to her. Otherwise it was funny and made me laugh, and would be funnier if it was just fiction.

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Morning Glory

Saturday, September 08, 2012

My daughter sow some Morning Glory seeds last fall. Finally, after a long hot summer, they bloom. She is very pleased to see the pretty purple flowers this morning. We left this morning to do our groceries. By the time we arrived home, it's hot. I would probably try to take a picture tomorrow morning.

Charlie (dove we rescued last Saturday) seems to be doing pretty well. My hubby is still concern if the wing is healing right.

Hope everyone is having a fabulous weekend! emoticon


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EOWYN2424 9/13/2012 5:27AM

    My Mom has a miniture morning glory. Cute pretty little purple flowers! They're so cute!

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PATRICIAANN46 9/9/2012 6:05PM

  Our Morning Glories are in full bloom now too. It took a long time for them to finally bloom, but they are a beautiful blue and there are a lot of them.
Glad to hear that Charlie is doing well.
Have a good rest of your Sunday!!! emoticon

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Q8PRINCESS 9/8/2012 10:30PM

    It's great ot have flowers around. NIce to hear about the dove as well.

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Wild Turkey Pictures

Friday, September 07, 2012

We were on our way home when we saw five wild turkeys. I took it with my iPod Touch. Took eight pictures but only three turn out clear.

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FATHINSN 9/10/2012 4:52AM

    Turkeys can fly?!! Ok, that's definitely a "don't like" as they are huge! I guess it's fortunate that ostrichs can't fly, just imagine them right in front of your windshield LOL

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PATRICIAANN46 9/8/2012 8:55PM

  Since they were introduced to Wisconsin, the numbers have really increased. We have them in our back yard all the time. I love to watch them, but don't like it when they take off to fly across the highways...........they are right at windshield level!!!!! Scary!!!!!

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FERRETLOVER1 9/8/2012 8:26AM

    That is so neat!! How exciting!

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Q8PRINCESS 9/7/2012 11:07PM

    Oh wow, never saw wild turkeys before.

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KARIDIAN1 9/7/2012 9:50PM

    Neat- we herded a small flock while riding our ATV last Sunday. Was fun to see them up close.

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Blows up yer skirt

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Whatever blows up yer skirt...

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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What a busy day!

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Daughter’s school called just before 7:00am this morning to announce that today is a “No School Day.” When they say no school, I thought it is not winter so there is no snow. Are we getting a tornado is my next thought. School has power outage due to the severe thunderstorms. Last night, the severe thunderstorms started around 9:45pm and winds were like 60 mph.

Still have to wake daughter up because I have a doctor’s appointment. It is a follow-up appointment and everything is good. My weight went up one pound and my doctor said that is good. Daughter played with two young kids whilst waiting for me.

The doctor’s office is located right opposite my daughter’s former home day care. They treat her like family and she wanted to see how they are doing. I had a good time catching up there even though there is a couple of bad news. Her hubby lost his job and their dog is at the Vet’s. Daughter had a good time playing with the two young ones. Before we left, I wish her hubby good luck in his job search. Also, Xander (their dog) will have a speedy recovery from whatever he has caught.

We got home and went for my 30 minute walk with daughter riding her bike. As we were almost reaching home, we met this lady in our neighborhood. We started chatting and then we discovered we worked for the same company. We do not see each other because I was in the main office while she was at one of the offsite. She gave me her card and we are planning to meet up for walks or lunches. Daughter was playing with her little cute dog named Tinker Bell.

We arrived home around 12:30pm. It is a good thing I had leftovers for lunch.

Took daughter to Peak Sports Club for her Tae Kwon Do class. Go on the treadmill for 30 minutes. I had Arby’s Roast Turkey Salad for dinner tonight. Well, I am tired now. Hope everyone have had a fabulous day!

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FATHINSN 9/11/2012 8:58PM

    Yup, quite a busy day! But I think you handled the day well and you had your daughter for the day compare to when she goes to school :D

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EMERALDGREEN1 9/6/2012 3:12AM

    B z s a b! Glad ur health is ok. Also glad ur storm is over. Must be scary when it's about!

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Q8PRINCESS 9/5/2012 11:38PM

    There seems to be more sever thunder showers this year. It seems the weather was much worse than other years.

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PATRICIAANN46 9/5/2012 9:40PM

  We had the same storms you had last night. Lots of power outages due to the high winds.......
You really did have a busy day. I am glad that your Dr. appt. went well and it sounds like you and your daughter enjoyed being together. I had two sons and always wished that I would have had a daughter too. A mother-daughter relationship is so nice to have. I am very close to my Mom and we still do lots together even though her health has slowed her down. We just adjust to what she CAN do.
Have a good evening.

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ANNESYLVIA 9/5/2012 9:08PM

    Yes, that was a busy day! I got a lot done today too...but it would have never happen if my kids did not start school today. LOL

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