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Friday

Friday, August 24, 2012

Went for my 30 minute walk this morning before it gets too hot. Then went for my manicure and pedicure appointment. I enjoyed my time whenever I am at the nail salon.

Took daughter for her Tae Kwon Do class at Peak Sports Club and I went 30 minutes on the treadmill. Ordered Chinese for dinner tonight.

I guess I feel very tired today partly due to the heat. My thyroid hormones also contribute to my being fatigue all the time.

  
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FATHINSN 8/26/2012 1:49AM

    I missed my morning workout today so hopefully I can get this afternoon.

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PATRICIAANN46 8/25/2012 9:30PM

  Take care of yourself........ emoticon

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EMERALDGREEN1 8/25/2012 12:46AM

    Heat doesn't help. Just relax as much as possible.

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A blond girl (Joke)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blond?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"Yes darling it's because you're blond."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D tits at her mum. "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

  
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EOWYN2424 8/25/2012 3:35AM

    LOL!

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PATRICIAANN46 8/24/2012 11:10PM

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FATHINSN 8/24/2012 3:15AM

    Haha, didn't expect the last part!

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Q8PRINCESS 8/24/2012 1:04AM

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DIET_FRIEND 8/23/2012 11:04PM

    I take it you are not a blonde.

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FARMGIRL1968 8/23/2012 10:52PM

    Thanks, i needed a good laugh:)

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Breaking News

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Today is the first day of school for my daughter. Drop her off to school. Went for my 30 minute walk. Doctor's office called to schedule further test on my heart due to recent medical condition. My appointment is on August 29, 2012 in the morning.

Took my daughter for her Tae Kwon Do class at Peak Sports Center. I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes. My daughter is so happy, she came running to the gym section where I was on the treadmill. She said with excitement, "Mom, I passed my test last Friday and I have yellow belt now."


  
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Q8PRINCESS 8/23/2012 4:13AM

    Well the tests could be interesting. waiting to hear.

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PATRICIAANN46 8/22/2012 9:45PM

  I wish you the very best re: your heart test. I have to go to Madison on Monday for a liver consultation. My Dr. hasn't been happy with my blood test results the last two times. I don't drink and do not have hepatitis, so I don't know what is going on. I am a bit concerned. I hope we will both be OK.
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USMAWIFE 8/22/2012 9:16PM

    Hope you heart test comes back normal.

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A Cabbie And A Nun

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Okay, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

  
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EOWYN2424 8/25/2012 3:33AM

    LOL!

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PATRICIAANN46 8/22/2012 9:41PM

  That was great!!! emoticon

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FATHINSN 8/22/2012 10:38AM

    Haha, be careful with your wishes!

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KDAILEY70 8/21/2012 11:46PM

    loved it.

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Q8PRINCESS 8/21/2012 11:19PM

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WINNAWOLF 8/21/2012 11:03PM

    HAHA I love it!


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MPLANE37 8/21/2012 11:03PM

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HEALTHYLU1 8/21/2012 11:00PM

    HAHAHA! emoticon

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A Drunk

Monday, August 20, 2012

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

  
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EOWYN2424 8/25/2012 3:31AM

    LOL!

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FATHINSN 8/22/2012 10:42AM

    Hehe, you have funny jokes!

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Q8PRINCESS 8/21/2012 2:10AM

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PATRICIAANN46 8/20/2012 11:02PM

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SUSANS706 8/20/2012 10:01PM

    emoticon Very cute!

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SUCCESS-AMT 8/20/2012 9:41PM

  That is cute. How are you doing today? Fine I hope. Alice. emoticon

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