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Natural Born Citizen!!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011




This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about

democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.


In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be

President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a

natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class

immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born

citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many

capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and

letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her

argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to

lead this country than one born by C-section?"


Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our

elections! THEY BREED AND WALK AMONG US... LORD ---WE NEED MORE

HELP THAN WE THOUGHT WE DID!



emoticonMary Anne

  
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PHEBESS 11/18/2011 7:50AM

    SCARY!!!!!!

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    LOL!! Great one!

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EVATTEL 11/17/2011 2:28PM

  Please permit me to make a comment regarding natural born citizen. The meaning of natural is important and is misunderstood. Shakespeare wrote in Henry the V.." all thy children kind and natural".

What does he mean Kind and Natural?

When you discover this...the meaning of a natural born citizen will be clear.



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GINIEMIE 11/17/2011 2:17PM

    You got to love em. I work with them daily, and yes they come up with ideas like that!
Thanks for the laugh!
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PASTORMIKE7 11/16/2011 9:27PM

    Thanks for sharing this!!

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    I think we may be in trouble. emoticon emoticon

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NORASPAT 11/16/2011 3:55PM

    LOL yes it is really very scary.

I am hoping it's not true but I feel sure it most likely is. Pat in Maine.
Thanks Mary Ann emoticon emoticon emoticon

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INFLATED 11/16/2011 2:08PM

    LOL. You and PUDLECRAZY made me laugh, thank you both, lol!



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PUDLECRAZY 11/16/2011 12:56PM

    LOL!

I had a student in high school come up to me after school one day.

He said, "Ms. Powell, I'm worried about my girlfriend."

"What is the problem?"

"She's taking birth control pills."

"And what makes you worried?"

"I'm afraid she'll get addicted."

"To birth control pills?'

"Yes, the health teacher said once you start taking them, you can't stop."

Yup, a real conversation. Teens are very literal.

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1MANKNEY 11/16/2011 12:10PM

    Got to love the Darwin Awards! At least that seems to eliminate many of the winners from breeding.
Yes, I have met some of these people and they vote! We need to bring back prayer everywhere because we surely need it! emoticon

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CONNIER64 11/16/2011 11:05AM

    Scary! emoticon

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SENATOR9 11/16/2011 10:06AM

    That leaves my two kids out .Canadians and C section Double whammy

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IDLETYME 11/16/2011 10:01AM

    Funnnny! Thanks for sharing!

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MCGS62 11/16/2011 9:26AM

    LOL !! I know these kids !!!

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OUBACHE 11/16/2011 8:41AM

    Please, please, I hope this is a joke and not really true!

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LRK4CHRIST 11/16/2011 8:35AM

    Wow! Thx for sharing! Good info! May u have good success!

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The YaYa Sisters Diet!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011




Breakfast:

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk


Lunch:

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss


Afternoon Tea:

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips


Dinner:

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars


Late Night Snack:

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.


If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.


That's why I had to pass this on, I didn't want to risk it.


Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Pee on it and walk away emoticon


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PHEBESS 11/16/2011 7:05AM

    Hey, chocolate is a basic food group and you should eat some every day!!!!!

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    If only that was true!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PEGGYO 11/15/2011 9:55PM

    funny

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Pat in Maine. emoticon

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INFLATED 11/15/2011 3:25PM

    LOL!

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    LOL


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    I'll be there for tea! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 11/15/2011 11:38AM

    That doggie has the right idea!



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CAROLJEAN64 11/15/2011 9:55AM

    Love this and love the advice about stress from the dog. I will remember that.

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ANNCHER 11/15/2011 9:50AM

    I didn't realize that stressed spell backwards equals desserts. Have a great day!

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    Ummm... in my dreams... emoticon

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THETURTLEBEAR 11/15/2011 9:23AM

    I'm getting a tummy ache just thinking about it!

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What they said.......

Monday, November 14, 2011




Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me, either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin



Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns



Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,
Logic



Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,
The Titanic



Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,
Canada



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,
Google



Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?!

Sincerely,
1985



Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,
BP



Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,
God



Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder



Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely,
Superman



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol



Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans




Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User



Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore



Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephant






emoticonMary Anne

  
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PHEBESS 11/16/2011 7:06AM

    Hahahahaha!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 11/15/2011 5:07AM

   
Yep, if you can't pick up peanuts with it, it's of no use at all!!! Bwuhahahahaha

Comment edited on: 11/15/2011 5:10:05 AM

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    Thank heavens that I finished lunch before I read these. emoticon

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    Oh I got a GOOD giggle out of that one... Laughter is the BEST medicine! Those are priceless... emoticon

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NORASPAT 11/14/2011 1:07PM

    Thanks for the chuckle today

HUGS Pat in Maine.

HOPE YOU ARE DOING BETTER AFTER YOUR RAKING MARATHON!

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    Laughing as I try to eat my lunch.

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    ok

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LEW0213 11/14/2011 10:27AM

    Great stuff. I love your blogs!!

Linda

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    My laugh for the day!!

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Truisms!!!!

Sunday, November 13, 2011




It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.


You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.


We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?


The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.


A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.


When blondes have more fun,do they know it?


Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL.


Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.


If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.



Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.


Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.


Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.



ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.


"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."


"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."


The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected
is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living
under the laws they've passed.



Happy Sunday!

emoticonMary Anne

  
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    LOL, good ones!

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    Thanks again. Just keep them coming they make our day. Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    Some great ones.

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    GREAT and all true

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    Oh my gosh, these are soooo funny! In reference to the blonde question . . . YES we do know! LOLOLOLOL

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Chicken Surprise!!!!

Saturday, November 12, 2011




A couple went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and ordered the 'Chicken

Surprise',



The waiter brought the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.



Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rose slightly and she

briefly saw two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slammed back

down.



'Good grief, did you see that?' she asked her husband. He hadn't, so she asked

him to look in the pot. He reached for it and again the lid rises, and he saw two

little eyes looking around before it slammed back down.



Rather perturbed, he called the waiter over, explained what was happening,

and demanded an explanation.



'Please sir,' said the waiter, 'what you order?'



The husband replied, 'Chicken Surprise.'



(You're going to love this...................

You're going to hate yourself for loving this..............! )
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'Ah! So sorry,' said the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!' emoticon



couldn't resist!!!!!

emoticonMary Anne

  
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    funny!

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    still laughing, how cute that was

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1CRAZYDOG 11/12/2011 9:18AM

    That would be a surprise alright! Reminds me of the scene in CHRISTMAS STORY . . . the family ended up having to go out to dinner on Christmas Day, because dogs had consumed their turkey! They went to (what else is open???) a Chinese restaurant and ordered duck. The duck, in Chinese fashion, still had the head attached. This was disturbing! LOL

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    Thanks for the morning laugh very cute

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