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Friday, July 29, 2011

A friend emailed this to me this morning...


LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

The doctor put me on Prozac.

  
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POETLKNG2LOSE 10/20/2011 1:49PM

    I liked this one; I too am short. Hope you are doing well. Haven't heard from you in a while.

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DANCINCAJUN1 8/17/2011 10:13PM

    at 4'11" I can totally appreciate this !! very good very very good !
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JUDYPOPPINS 8/1/2011 3:27PM

    Love it!! Laughing uses up calories...and this was a great guffaw!!
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PATTIE441 7/30/2011 6:29PM

    Good one!! Way to go!! emoticon emoticon

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XANADUREALM 7/30/2011 5:38AM

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing!
Xana

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