Thursday, March 17, 2011
I just need to warn you that, Tomorrow, March 18th at approx. 5:00 p, Pacific Standard time in California, there may be a serious shift in the Universe.
Please do not be alarmed but be aware that two forces of nature are due to come together in the same place, at the same time.
This event may manifest in a variety of ways, including, but not limited to: bouts of hysterical laughter, witty and cutting remarks, consumption of mass quantities of cheese and a few glasses of wine perhaps.
These effects may be felt all the way to the East Coast, so please be on guard. We would hate for anyone to be hurt although Jealousy can make one feel upset. These feelings will pass once pictures have been posted so you can share in the historic event.