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Rabbits Are The Hair

Friday, April 20, 2012

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What do you call forty rabbits walking backword? A receding hairline!
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BLEGNER1 4/22/2012 2:23AM

    That one got me right in my funny bone!!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 4/21/2012 8:15AM

    Good one

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TIMOTHYNOHE 4/20/2012 11:05PM

    Heyyyyy!

I resemble that remark!

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The Missionary & The Chief

Thursday, April 19, 2012

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A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "My bike."
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 4/23/2012 7:02AM

    Surprise !!

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2ABBYNORMAL 4/19/2012 11:48PM

    This put a smile on my face. Enjoyed it in this hectic world. Need more like this.
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The Beautiful Blond & Her New Phone

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blond wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blond goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says, "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though." What's that, baby?" asks the husband. She answers in a questioning voice, "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 4/21/2012 8:17AM

    Cute one

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JUSTA123 4/19/2012 7:16AM

    emoticon Good Morning Loretta!

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WILLOW49 4/18/2012 9:13PM

    LOL cute!

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KOPSBABY 4/18/2012 10:47AM

    Good thing I'm not blonde. LOL

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BEAUTIFUL_REINA 4/18/2012 10:45AM

    Cute! emoticon

Would be cuter yet if she bought her blond husband the phone and he asked the question.

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Jonah, The Whale, The Student & The Teacher

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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JUSTA123 4/18/2012 9:10AM

    emoticon Thanks so much for the smiles..

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WILLOW49 4/17/2012 10:38PM

    ...out of the mouths of babes ;)

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 4/17/2012 4:47PM

    Thanks for my daily chuckle !

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VENISEW1 4/17/2012 10:33AM

    Lol

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    Thanks for the chuckles. emoticon

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Male Or Female?

Monday, April 16, 2012

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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BLEGNER1 4/16/2012 8:52PM

    Pretty cute

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 4/16/2012 5:22PM

    Thank you for the laugh.

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PEPPYPATTI 4/16/2012 10:47AM

    That one was so funny I almost choked on my oatmeal!
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