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Hundreds gather in Minnesota to protest global warming...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009



Hundreds gather in Minnesota to protest global warming...

  
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PHEBESS 12/16/2009 9:10AM

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!

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ROCKYCPA 12/16/2009 8:06AM

    Very funny - thanks for the humor!

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TCLARK319 12/16/2009 5:37AM

    This is hysterical! I was born and raised in MN so when it would be twenty below in January and would always be asking where global warming was. Live in Norman OK now and love it.

Keep it positive - Happy Sparking

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BARNABABY1 12/15/2009 10:15PM

    That is too funny!! emoticon emoticon

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2BSALLYB 12/15/2009 7:49PM

    This is so funny. That's what it'll look like come some warmer weather... emoticon Snowpeople. LOL

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Thanksgiving Eve ~~~

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I am sitting in the quiet - so far so good - waiting on family to arrive - this will probably be my last chance to be Sparking because it will become pretty busy the whole weekend. I have not tracked food for a couple days - adding up the fruits & veggies and water but... been real sporadic with eating - staying on track, maintaining. I have decided not to stress about it - I will eat healthy, portion control mostly emoticon and enjoy good food and family and celebrate the abundance of blessing of my family. That is my plan.

I have not been to the gym as I wanted before. Had a really good work out on Monday - planned to go Tuesday but ran out of time in the eve - too tired. Had to work over today and still things to do before company arrives late tonight. With kids here and work - black Friday - maybe Sunday will be the next time for some time at the gym... Although with big shopping days and being busy at work - I should work off extra calories with rushing and hyperactivity there - mega fidgeting! emoticon

Hope everyone has a safe and Happy Thanksgiving emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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SIMPLE_TAILOR 11/26/2009 10:34AM

    Enjoy the weekend!!!

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LIMASTAR 11/26/2009 7:45AM

  Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Enjoy the time with your family.

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GABY1948 11/26/2009 6:45AM

    Have a fantastic Thanksgiving AND weekend!
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Gaye

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LINDA25427 11/26/2009 5:41AM

    Happy Thanksgiving . emoticon emoticon May your day be filled with love and laughter .

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BUTEAFULL 11/26/2009 1:10AM

    yes we all need a ditch day occasionally so if you have to pick one, what's better than Thanksgiving Day , fun family delicious aromas, and portion control is the biggy, if you have that then you have it covered, so just enjoy the day
BTW congrats on the points
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WORKOUTWITHPAM 11/26/2009 12:02AM

    Happy Thanksgiving to you also. Enjoy the weekend with your family. Just get back on the program after the holiday is over. You will be just fine. Best of luck in reaching all of your health and fitness goals.
HUGS
Pam

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Redneck baby chair & teething ring

Saturday, November 07, 2009





REDNECK BABY CHAIR & TEETHING RING

  
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WORKOUTWITHPAM 11/26/2009 12:03AM

    That is so cute..Thanks for sharing.
HUGS
Pam

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BUTEAFULL 11/22/2009 12:15PM

    what else can I add but AWWW

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GABY1948 11/11/2009 6:11AM

    Adorable!

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THE_SILVER_OWL 11/9/2009 2:33PM

    Great picture and just what I needed for my daily laugh! Adorable!

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SIMPLE_TAILOR 11/9/2009 1:25PM

    Outstanding . . . needed a grin this morning.

thx

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THENEWME43 11/7/2009 9:42PM

    Funny! Hope he (or she) made it back out of there okay! emoticon

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UNSTOPPABLE_ 11/7/2009 8:56PM

    Linda,
I thought us rednecks were just inventive... emoticon

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LINDA25427 11/7/2009 8:42PM

    That is so cute .

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BARNABABY1 11/7/2009 8:17PM

    LOL...this is too funny!!!
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CRAZYPROUD 11/7/2009 8:15PM

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GOING2LSEITNOW 11/7/2009 8:11PM

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JUDYK17 11/7/2009 7:58PM

    funny...but scary!

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LINDA6105 11/7/2009 7:57PM

    How cute.

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A check up

Friday, October 30, 2009

A guy rushed into a service station one day and asked the manager if he'd a pay phone. The manager nodded, "Sure, over there." The guy inserted a couple of coins, dialed and waited for an answer. Finally someone came on the line. "Uh, sir," he said in a deep voice, "could you use an honest, hard-working young man?"

The station manager couldn't help overhearing the question. After a moment or two the guy said, "Oh, you already have an honest, hard-working young man? Well, okay. Thanks all the same." A broad smile stretched across his face. He hung up the phone and started back to his car, obviously elated.

"Hey, just a minute," the station manager said, "I couldn't help but hear your conversation. Why are you so happy? I thought the man said he already had someone and didn't need you?" The guy smiled. "Well, you see, I am that honest, hard-working young man. I was just checking up on myself!"

This is a devotional I received today but find that it is a great CHECK-UP for our HEALTHY LIFESTYLE ATTEMPTS AS WELL!

If you're serious about walking with God, (OR OR SERIOUS ABOUT MAKING HEALTHY CHOICES OF EATING OR EXERCISING) examine yourself regularly. Are you praying, reading God's Word and renewing your mind daily? (OR ARE YOU LEARNING MORE BY READING HEALTHY ARTICLES, CHECKING OUT THE EXERCISE VIDEOS AND DEMOS, POSTING ON YOUR TEAMS, & SEARCHING OUT NEW HEALTHY RECIPES)

How about your attitudes? Are they slipping? Your attitudes send a signal before you've said a word (OR DONE ANYTHING HEALTHY).

They're like traffic lights. Sometimes they flash red, which means 'stop, don't get in my way, I'm too busy to love, help, or care.' (EXERCISE OR PLAN A HEALTHY MEAL)

Sometimes they flash yellow, which means 'I'm touchy and out-of-sorts, I could go either way.' (ARE OUR HEALTHY DECISIONS BASED ON HOW WE FEEL)

Sometimes they flash green, which means, 'Let's go, I'm with you, you can count on me.' (LETS GET IN THE GREEN ZONE) - emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

What needs to be examined regularly? "OUR WAYS!"
"Let us examine our ways." Lamentations 3:40 NIV

  
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LOVETOPLAY2 10/30/2009 12:33PM

    LOVED IT!

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When Grandma Goes to Court - joke

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me? She responded, "Why yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher, Yes I know You."

The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, and in a very quite voice said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!"

  
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BARNABABY1 11/7/2009 8:20PM

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BKNOCK 10/28/2009 9:22AM

    I have seen this one before and I cracked up that time too. Thanks for giving me a laugh! Have a great day.

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DOLPHINNUT 10/27/2009 11:24PM

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WALNUT5612 10/27/2009 11:14PM

    Cute!!!

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PEPPERLEAH 10/27/2009 10:24PM

    emoticon that was too funny!

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UNSTOPPABLE_ 10/27/2009 10:19PM

    Linda

I LOVED IT!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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THE_SILVER_OWL 10/27/2009 1:15PM

    You helped me reach one of my daily goals today - to laugh more!

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LINDA25427 10/27/2009 1:11PM

    That's funny thanks for the laugh .

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LINDACHRISTIE 10/27/2009 10:32AM

    LOL. You make my day.

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LADYIRISH317 10/27/2009 9:28AM

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