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Mad Cow Disease

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.

The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!"

The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn't affect us chickens!"

  
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SPOKENWORD 11/16/2011 10:16AM

    Ha! Thanks for the regular laughs!!

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MCJULIEO 11/16/2011 9:45AM

    Tee Hee!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 11/16/2011 12:01AM

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BABYGURL941 11/15/2011 10:09PM

    Funny, thanks for sharing.

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JAMBABY0 11/15/2011 9:09PM

    CUTE, TY FOR SHARING

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WYO_CASEY 11/15/2011 9:06PM

    Hahahahaha love it :)

Thanks for the giggle!

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Two Fools Flying

Monday, November 14, 2011

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."


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SPOKENWORD 11/15/2011 9:52AM

    Cute!
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Filling in for Saint Peter

Saturday, November 12, 2011

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'

'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'

'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.'

'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor answered.

'I am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'

  
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SPOKENWORD 11/13/2011 11:01PM

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MOEMOORE 11/13/2011 6:27PM

    Wow - I managed to read 2 joke blogs back to back! Thanks for the laugh!

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ANGGEL40 11/13/2011 5:02PM

    Funny..thanks for the laugh!

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EJHEINRICH1 11/12/2011 11:34PM

    Ha Ha Ha! Thanks for the giggle tonight!


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Age is a Funny Thing

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... Or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked, "What did you teach?"

  
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SPOKENWORD 11/12/2011 6:49AM

    Bahahahaha!!! Did you trip him as he walked by?!

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IGSBETH 11/10/2011 3:01PM

    ROFL!

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    Oh, how funny! emoticon

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Age is a Funny Thing

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... Or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked, "What did you teach?"

  


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