Sunday, October 14, 2007
DRAW A PICUTRE OF YOURSELF. I know I'm over weight, you all know I'm over weight. Why do we need to draw it out?
My butt is huge, my thighs are huge. My arms and legs do that deal where they are huge at the top and then gets really skinny. And, I have that stomach shelf deal going on. You know, the caved in belly button and yada.
DESCRIBE YOURSELF. I take stands, voice my opinion and normally I'm nice.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR BODY? My eyes for sure.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT YOUR BODY? Well if I thought there were other areas I liked about it, I would have listed them and wouldn't be trying to change everything.
HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF? "MOOOOOOOOO" BANG BANG! "I think I got it Bobby!" "Sure did Bubba and she's a big one! OOOOOO WEEEEE!" I'm obese and just full of sarcasm in case you can't tell.
HOW DO OTHERS SEE YOU? "Look Bubba, look! I think I see it!" "Well if you don't shoot it now Bobby, we ain't ever gonna get to tag it and take it home!" My friends think I'm nice too and fully of sarcasm. And if they ain't blind and stupid, they think I'm also fat.
WHAT IS YOUR WEIGHTLOSS GOAL? I'm trying to drop to 101 which is the weight I was when I met dh. I also want to get to this weight so that I can make sure that I'm in a nice fat range and that the extra baggy skin is baggy skin and not tons of fat. If it's skin and still hanging like crazy after a long long time of letting it tone up, then I'm going to get it cut off in Mexico! Never been to Mexico, heard the food there is good and that it's nice and really clean.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO IN THE FUTURE THAT YOU CANNOT DO NOW? Run for sure. Oh wait! I want for dh to not be able to confuse my stomach fat with my boobs! Nothing like having your stomach fat groped, it's totally sexy!
HOW IS YOUR WEIGHT HOLDING YOU BACK? Ummmm well, how is it not holding me back?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Let's see. What do you got?
LIST THE FOOD YOU EAT IN A TYPICAL DAY. Well before sparks it was crap. Now that I'm on sparks it's smaller portions of crap that sits on larger portions of things that aren't crap. EX. Salad (not crap) covered in a Jack and the box chicken pita soaked in salsa which is really under 400 cals easy pita is about 230 cals, 3g fat,34g carb and 17.9 protien. Salsa is low in everything and stands at only 39 cals for half a cup and salad of course that's the healthy stuff. Fruit dipped in whip cream.
I have a way of making it work somehow.