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Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 31, 2013



A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:


Bump...





BUMP...





BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.







BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him,





FASTER...





FASTER...





BUMP...






BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.







However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping








clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.





With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.






Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!








Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...







and,














(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)






The coffin stops



  
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BEAUTY_WITHIN 8/22/2014 1:43AM

    That was awesome! I hope you're still here, haven't seen anything from you for awhile!

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DOTTIESPLACE 11/8/2013 10:13PM

    You kill me...even when I least expect it! BRAVO!

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MEADSBAY 10/31/2013 9:22PM

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HERMIEME 10/31/2013 1:26PM

    Oh, no, LOL! Have a great Halloween and thanks for the unique blog!

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NILLAPEPSI 10/31/2013 1:15PM

    Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!! emoticon

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CHAPELSMACK 10/31/2013 1:05PM

    Heeheehee. Awesome. Thank you for the laugh!

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    Thanks for the chuckle!

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HELEN_BRU 10/31/2013 12:34PM

    Cute one! Appreciated it the second time I've seen it too! (Never remember the punch lines)


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BIGPAWSUP 10/31/2013 12:17PM

    Cute! Happy Halloween!

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Healthy Weight Challenge

Thursday, October 24, 2013



I guess it must be true. . . I have way too much time on my hands! emoticon

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Healthy Weight Challenge

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

WARNING: THIS COULD GET UGLY!

The past few weeks, I've been working semi-hard to get back on track and lose this weight, but not truly dedicating myself to the process. I guess I wasn't properly motivated.

This is my third SP try and I've had A LOT of success my two previous go-rounds only to put all or most of the weight back on, much to my chagrin.

Last time was about a year and a half ago and I remember how hard it was to just "GET STARTED". And I swore to myself, "Never again!". It was just too difficult.

Well, here I am.

I know how many pounds I've regained.

I had to shop for new clothes to wear on my trip to Arizona last weekend, which was extremely painful.

I've seen myself in a full length mirror, front and back. God, if that wasn't a FRIGHT!

But today was it! All those things I mentioned above didn't move me like today did. Today was the big epiphany -- the final motivator.

What's so special about today?

I'll tell you what's so special!

I just got home from the gym and I am thoroughly and completely pissed off and disgusted with myself!

I've run in 5Ks.

I've ridden my bike 26 miles in a single ride.

Less than a year ago, I could jog 7 miles. It wasn't fast, but I could do it!

Today?

Nowhere near it. I am beyond out of shape!

Started my strength training circuit. I made sure the weights were REALLY light so as to not injure myself and I wanted to make sure I could do the cardio in between stations. Oh, my GOD! That circuit was the longest 30 minutes of my life! By the time I was finished, I was really beat. But, I did finish; so, I'll at least give myself a pat on the back for hanging in.

From there, I went to the mini-elliptical (all legs, no arms, AND no resistance). I could BARELY manage 5 minutes. Last year at this time, knocking out 60 minutes on the real deal, with resistance, was commonplace for me.

After my 5 minutes on the mini-elliptical torture device, I decided to try the treadmill. Well, let me tell you, after the ST circuit and the mini-ETD, I had to really scale back the treadmill. I used to be about walk almost 4 mph, with some jogging thrown in for good measure, for 60 minutes. Today? I cranked out 30 minutes, with of speed of 3 mph. Such a disappointment for me!

I am so, so angry with myself. And disappointed, too. I don't even have the words to express those feelings adequately here.

But I KNOW this: Every time I do this, I am amazed at how quickly and beautifully this body that I've so abused responds to proper care. I also know that I can't keep doing this because my luck's going to run out! My body deserves soooo much better, so:

I WILL NOT QUIT!

I WILL NOT GIVE UP!

I WILL GET BACK TO WHERE I WAS A YEAR AGO!

I WILL MOVE AHEAD AND BEYOND!

I WILL REACH MY HEALTHY WEIGHT!

AND,

I WILL MAINTAIN IT THIS TIME!

THERE WILL BE NO OBSTACLE LARGE ENOUGH OR STRONG ENOUGH TO STOP ME!

I CAN AND I WILL SUCCEED!



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NHES220 10/24/2013 8:28PM

    You will get back there. You have done it before and you will do it again. Just do not give up! Keep at it. You will be knocking out 5ks again and you'll tackle the elliptical and treadmill. You just need to build back up. We've all been there and you have the strength to do it, you just need to get up every day and keep at it. We're right there with you. Now I need to get up from this computer and go get my steps in for the day!
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Life is such a journey--may the next part of yours be wonderful!

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    Yes, you can! emoticon

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BIGPAWSUP 10/23/2013 7:48PM

    You got this!! I know you will succeed!

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    One foot in front of the other. You'll get there. emoticon

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MEADSBAY 10/23/2013 4:45PM

    I struggled at the gym after being out sick for two weeks!
You will get there- what is the rush? Do it right.
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HICKOK-HALEY 10/23/2013 3:03PM

    I know how you feel. I am in the exact same spot. When Dennis was out of work for almost 2 yrs., I gained everything back that I had lost. So I'm with you..Let's get it started!! emoticon
p.s. Dennis finally found a part time job, and works from home now. What a blessing!!
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Healthy Weight Challenge

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

New Vision Board:

  
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BIGPAWSUP 10/23/2013 11:31AM

    Wonderful!


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    Very nice vision board, my friend!
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    Cool calendar

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    Good job on the calendar!!

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Healthy Weight Challenge

Thursday, October 10, 2013



Here are some holidays and observances I'm adding to my calendar to help me stay on track through the coming year:

The first Monday of EVERY MONTH will be a "Celebrate Life Day".

October is Emotional Wellness month and I'm definitely observing this now with my focus on emotional eating.

October 24th: Food Day -- a nationwide celebration and a movement for healthy, affordable, and sustainable food.

November 1st: Give Up Your "Shoulds" Day -- give up a "should" for the day (or longer) that leads to stress, guilt, misery, or any sort of sadness

November 3rd: Sandwich Day

November 14th: Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day -- definitely something my type A personality needs to improve upon.

January 21st, 2014: Rid the World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day

In February, I will be observe International Expect Success Month.

In March, I will observe National Nutrition Month.

March 2nd -- 8th: National Sleep Awareness Week

April is Physical Wellness Month.

April 2nd: National Walking Day

April 15th: National Stress Awareness Day

May will be National Bike Month and I plan to be out riding my bike as often as possible.

June 5th: National Running Day

July is National Blueberries Month (one of my favorite foods).

July 3rd: Compliment Your Mirror Day

July 26th: National Dance Day: meant to promote dance education and physical fitness.

August 1st -- 7th: Simplify Your Life Week

August 3rd: Watermelon Day (another of my favorite summertime treats)

August 13th: International Lefthander's Day (I'm left-handed)

August 15th: National Relaxation Day. Definitely something I need to do better with -- it's that type A thing again.

September 20th: International Eat an Apple Day

September 24th: National Women's Health and Fitness Day

Now, to go put these in my calendar before I forget!

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CHOCOHIPPO 10/13/2013 9:08PM

    Cool blog. Thanks!

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