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Sunday, November 27, 2011


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INFLATED 11/28/2011 4:35AM

    LOL!

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JOYINKY 11/27/2011 9:47AM

    Still smiling, thanks!

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EDWARDS1411 11/27/2011 9:08AM

    Cute!

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Anagrams

Sunday, November 27, 2011

This had to have taken a lot of thought and time...The following are
exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to
waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one.

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN 'EM

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z's

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

ALEC GUINNESS
When you rearrange the letters: GENUINE CLASS

SEMOLINA
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO MEAL

CONTRADICTION
When you rearrange the letters: ACCORD NOT IN IT

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES
When you rearrange the letters: LARGE PICTURE HALL I BET

YEAR TWO THOUSAND
When you rearrange the letters : A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

  
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INFLATED 11/28/2011 4:29AM

    I play Boggle a lot, I dont see many words. These are very clever.

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IDLETYME 11/27/2011 12:00PM

    Great - Thanks!!!!!!!

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TEXASFILLY 11/27/2011 9:51AM

    Cool! Love it! Thanks, Jenny~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PATTIE441 11/27/2011 9:17AM

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EDWARDS1411 11/27/2011 9:10AM

    Wow - very clever!!!

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GRAMPIAN 11/27/2011 6:00AM

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NEW-CAZ 11/27/2011 4:28AM

    Clever

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Question: What is the best definition of Globalization?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How so?

Answer:

An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,
that use Taiwanese-made chips,
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friend, is Globalization

  
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INFLATED 11/28/2011 4:24AM

    It sure is!

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TEXASFILLY 11/27/2011 9:57AM

    Brilliant! Thanks, Jenny! *hugs* BB~

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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE AMBIGUITIES...(as well as the idiosyncrasies of the English language)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR......

2. Atheism is a 'non-prophet' organization.

3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

4. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

5. IN A BOOKSTORE I ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'Where's the Self-Help Section?'
SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

7. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

8. Is there another word for "SYNONYM'?

9. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL'?

10. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

11. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

12. Would a fly without wings be called a 'walk'?

  
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INFLATED 11/28/2011 4:20AM

    Number 7 and 12 made me laugh out loud. I love this type of stuff.

Where's my "walk" swatter?

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ALPHASENIOR 11/27/2011 7:53PM

    I copied them down (hope you don't mind). I make a family calendar every year and sprinkle little sayings all over it.

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GERIKRAGH 11/27/2011 2:19PM

    Read these to my grandson and we're both laughing.

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ANNIE924 11/27/2011 2:01PM

    Love these, thanks. emoticon

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GRAMPIAN 11/27/2011 5:29AM

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MARYJOANNA 11/27/2011 5:15AM

  I loved this!! Especially # 3. I'll have to try that one on my atheistic brother.

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Andrea Bocelli

Saturday, November 26, 2011

When the screen fills up with words, then the words
Tumble to the bottom and new words start up again at
The top. God Bless America.


WHAT a voice!
ENJOY!



www.greatdanepro.com/Pray%20For%20Am
erica/index.htm

  
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PATTIE441 11/27/2011 9:27AM

    Thank you Jenny! I'm in prayer too. And yes, he has an amazing voice!!

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INFLATED 11/26/2011 8:40PM

    I heard a sermon about this when I went to Tennessee. We truly need God's help in our country.

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CHRYS13 11/26/2011 7:41PM

    Thank-you! Thank-you!
I'm in prayer.....

BTW...I love Bocelli! Have you heard him sing, "Time to say Good-by"?

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NEW-CAZ 11/26/2011 4:53PM

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