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How true ...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

  
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PATTIE441 10/27/2011 3:08AM

    Ohhhh! Soooo cute!!! My grandson is going to dress as Tigger this weekend. He is 2!!! So excited to see him this weekend!!! Love the babies!!! Woo Hoo! Thanks girl!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 10/26/2011 11:56AM

    Sweet! emoticon

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WINDANCER99 10/26/2011 11:40AM

    Very true! emoticon

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JSALERNO 10/26/2011 6:14AM

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NEW-CAZ 10/26/2011 6:05AM

    true emoticon

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ATLTRAINR 10/26/2011 5:47AM

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BONDMANUS2002 10/26/2011 5:43AM

  cute

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Our heatwave

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Another high of 35C today in expected.

Is it warm outside?

  
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SHEZZIE1 10/27/2011 10:10AM

    This heat is insane! Hoping we finally get some rain!

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CESAU5679 10/27/2011 3:15AM

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Love it!

Gelukkig het my oggend met 'n reentjie begin emoticon

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SNOWANGELDIVA 10/26/2011 1:53PM

    it's 5C here...c'mon and share already!

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WIGIME 10/26/2011 7:35AM

    Yep, we had a few days like that last summer too. Hang in there!

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NEW-CAZ 10/26/2011 6:05AM

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SAFETYSUE 10/26/2011 2:24AM

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ROOBEARZ 10/26/2011 2:02AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Tks for the smile!!

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LUV this one

Wednesday, October 26, 2011



A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones' chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal to four-year old David's comment.


Gently, she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over his heart. "Listen", she said............
"What do you suppose that is?"

He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of the strange *tap* *tap* *tap* in his chest.

Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"

  
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IDLETYME 10/26/2011 11:58AM

    The story is precious and that is the cutest picture!!! emoticon

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WINDANCER99 10/26/2011 11:38AM

    Wonderful story and adorable picture!

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DIVINEPRINCESS 10/26/2011 8:58AM

    Love it! Great response. emoticon Oh, the innocence of children!

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JSALERNO 10/26/2011 6:11AM

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NEW-CAZ 10/26/2011 6:04AM

    aaawwwwwwwwwww emoticon

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ATLTRAINR 10/26/2011 5:48AM

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EDITOR 10/26/2011 4:12AM

    Wonderflu and the baby you posted a pic of wins cutest ever contest!

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SAFETYSUE 10/26/2011 2:35AM

    Awwww, so precious! Out of the mouth of babies... Love this one too!
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That's the way, a ha a ha, I like it

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


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KATHRYNLP 10/26/2011 8:57AM

    Too funny.. thanks for the heehaws!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PATTILYNN224 10/26/2011 8:49AM

    Thanks for the laugh!!


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WIGIME 10/26/2011 7:37AM

    Yeah Baby!

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SAFETYSUE 10/26/2011 2:27AM

    I had to share this one with my hubby, we have a cat that looks like the one in the video which made it even more funny.
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JUSTJUSTY 10/25/2011 11:00PM

    emoticon That was too funny!! emoticon

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INFLATED 10/25/2011 7:59PM

    LOL!

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TAGSUIT2 10/25/2011 4:55PM

    Funny,funny,funny emoticon

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LVMAMAW 10/25/2011 4:50PM

    emoticon Where do you find these?? FUNNY!!! emoticon

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JUDY1676 10/25/2011 4:50PM

    That was hilarious!

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NEW-CAZ 10/25/2011 4:06PM

    WICKED ROFLMREOWTIME emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 10/25/2011 1:20PM

    Ummm... well this one didn't open for me.. sounded like a good one too! emoticon

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Hahahahahahaha

Tuesday, October 25, 2011



As we progress through the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public restroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.


I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan ..

I no longer buy cookies from Woolies since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up R2.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.


I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . .

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

NOW YOU ALL HAVE YOURSELVES A VERY GOOD DAY......AND A HEALTHY LIFE......MWAH

  
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TREKPURRSON 10/26/2011 11:44PM

    emoticon for all the great laughs and giggles-cheered me up on a really "blah day"! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SAFETYSUE 10/26/2011 2:51AM

    I love this and want to pass it on to all of my email friends that send me those silly emails to pass this along or you don't love me. All of these are great!
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JUDY1676 10/25/2011 4:53PM

    Thanks for the laugh!

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ANNIE924 10/25/2011 12:46PM

    Love it, thank you. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 10/25/2011 11:36AM

    Is it safe to get in bed???????????

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KATHRYNLP 10/25/2011 9:42AM

    Sounds about right to me too.. and don't forget that door handle INSIDE the the toilet cubicle. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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STITCHINGNAN 10/25/2011 9:16AM

    I was told when young we would all eat a peck of dirt before we died.In other words don't worry over a bit of dirt on food or our hands! I am not sure what peck of dirt looks like or how much of it I have left to consume.
At same time as child I was told playing near drains would give mw fever and sitting with my back near the fire would melt my back bone. While sitting on a cold surface would give me piles! Also reading too much would give me poor sight. Oh yes and going out with my hair damp would be sure to cause pnemonia.
That and many more warnings were issued out regulally. I dont know how I have survived past my alloted span! Its different health advice now I shall ignore it all!
Loved the blog

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IDLETYME 10/25/2011 9:14AM

    Sooo funny! Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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ESILBO 10/25/2011 9:04AM

    TOO FUNNY emoticon

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PATTIE441 10/25/2011 7:35AM

    emoticonHilarious!! Great tips!!! emoticon emoticon

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JSALERNO 10/25/2011 6:29AM

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EDITOR 10/25/2011 4:56AM

    Have mercy!

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JSPEED4 10/25/2011 3:51AM

    Fun, and a lot of it is true for me!!!! emoticon

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ROOBEARZ 10/25/2011 3:31AM

    Tkx for the laugh!! Good one!

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NEW-CAZ 10/25/2011 2:48AM

    Yep emails can make you paranoid emoticon

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BARCLE 10/25/2011 2:35AM

    lol emoticon

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ALLYALLYT 10/25/2011 2:27AM

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INFLATED 10/25/2011 2:27AM

    The only one that bothered me was the one about the toothbrushes. What are you keeping yours in? LOL!

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PAMNANGEL 10/25/2011 2:25AM

    Mwahahaha!

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