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GEORGE CARLIN

Friday, September 16, 2011





Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.



A Message by George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

  
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PATTIE441 9/16/2011 4:32PM

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WIGIME 9/16/2011 6:36AM

    So true, thanks for posting this Jenny.

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JSALERNO 9/16/2011 6:27AM

    SOO TRUE! I LOVED GEORGE HE SPOKE HIS MIND.

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ESILBO 9/16/2011 6:05AM

    IT IS SO TRUE, HOW SAD...THAT S WHAT WE CALL PROGRESS...LOL
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JANET552 9/16/2011 5:36AM

    Smart man. Thanks for posting.

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GIOVANNA68 9/16/2011 3:20AM

    Wow! I remember him growing up as a child. Who would've thought that he was so deep?! Thanks Jenny! emoticon emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 9/16/2011 3:09AM

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The Coolest Dog

Thursday, September 15, 2011


Got to LUV it!

  
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SUSAN134 9/15/2011 11:40AM

    OMG...I have to share this with my daughter. She loves bullies and this will make her day!

Thanks for sharing!

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LOSTLIME 9/15/2011 11:16AM

  Animals can be so amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MADKAPKID 9/15/2011 8:51AM

    what a hoot....and he looks like he LOVES it. Thank you for sharing.....

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NANCYRUBIO 9/15/2011 8:06AM

    This dog is smarter than me and also has better balance. Maybe I need a dog or at least a skate board.

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PARKERB2 9/15/2011 7:39AM

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PATTIE441 9/15/2011 7:27AM

    Awwww! How awesome! Woo Hoo! emoticon emoticon

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TONIKNIGHT1 9/15/2011 7:08AM

    Too cute! emoticon

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MRE1956 9/15/2011 6:33AM

    emoticon! Thank you for sharing!

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SAFETYSUE 9/15/2011 6:19AM

    I love this!!! It always seems to be bull dogs riding skate boards etc!! I have to pass him along to all my canine loving friends. Thanks for sharing this!!!
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KIN59VARA 9/15/2011 5:56AM

    Cool!

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WIGIME 9/15/2011 5:27AM

    Nice!

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NEW-CAZ 9/15/2011 5:13AM

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ESILBO 9/15/2011 5:07AM

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT... emoticon
LISE

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Mouse

Thursday, September 15, 2011

This soooo would have been me! They scare me to death, lol.

  
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LOSTLIME 9/15/2011 11:14AM

  This is great! That would so be me!When my husband and I were first married, I had an incident with a mouse. It had fallen into the 50lb dogfood bag. Scared the junk out of me. My husband said that the neighbors could hear me scream for miles!
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PATTIE441 9/15/2011 11:00AM

    Oh my goodness!!! eeeeek!!!! emoticon

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TAGSUIT2 9/15/2011 9:35AM

    Too hilarious!! emoticon emoticon emoticonstill laughing emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticonthat make my day.

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JSALERNO 9/15/2011 6:32AM

    emoticon I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING emoticon

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SAFETYSUE 9/15/2011 6:05AM

    I laughed so hard at this. Fighting a brush fire once a field mouse looking for refuge from the fire went right up my pant leg. All I had on under my fire gear was my swim suit since I was sunbathing when I was paged to respond. It was creaping me out as it tried to crawl up my leg. There I was with all guys and could not take my pants off, I just pulled them tight around my thigh above my knee. I was shaking my leg every which way as the guys were laughing hysterically.

Finally I put my gloved hand up my pant leg and managed to shuffle him out and he tried to go right back up my boot headed for my pant leg on the other leg. I was dancing all over the place to get away from this scared little mouse trying to escape the fire. When he finally was off in another direction, the damage was done, the guys would tell various versions of my dancing with an itty bitty mouse in my pants. I really felt bad for this poor woman knowing how she felt!!

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WIGIME 9/15/2011 5:29AM

    OMG! Too funny!

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ESILBO 9/15/2011 5:06AM

    TOO FUNNY...LOL
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NEW-CAZ 9/15/2011 2:54AM

    Silly that mice can give you such a fright!
But..
Once I got an opaque plastic bag holding some porridge oats out of our pantry and as I laid it on the counter top in the kitchen it started to move.
At first I thought it was the contents settling, then I peered closer...there was a small hole in the plastic.
Next thing a little field mouse poked his head out.........I SCREAMED THE HOUSE DOWN emoticon

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Blackberry

Thursday, September 15, 2011






  
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LOSTLIME 9/15/2011 11:07AM

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PATTIE441 9/15/2011 11:02AM

    Good one!! hee hee for the longest time I didn't know what people were talking about when they were talking about their blackberries. I thought they really liked their berries. emoticon emoticon

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SAFETYSUE 9/15/2011 6:24AM

    Another great one, I love your blogs!!
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WIGIME 9/15/2011 5:28AM

    Now THAT'S funny!

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Microsoft vs Ford Priceless!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2011









For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'



In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash..........Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five % of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

I love the next one!!!

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.



PS - I 'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!












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PEGGYO 9/15/2011 4:45PM

    funny

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LOSTLIME 9/15/2011 11:10AM

  Love it,Jenny! thanks for sharing!

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SAFETYSUE 9/15/2011 6:32AM

    Absolutely love this Jenny. My youngest daughter, her hubby, and my oldest daughters hubby all work at Microsoft!!! I am sure they have already seen this, but I am sending it anyway!!!
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JSALERNO 9/15/2011 6:30AM

    emoticonTHAT'S GREAT!

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    Love it Jenny emoticon emoticon

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GIOVANNA68 9/15/2011 2:46AM

    Jenny,
How true it is!!! emoticon

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