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Blond Secretary

Tuesday, July 26, 2011


Say no more!!!

  
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SMKRAS1950 7/26/2011 3:43PM

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GIOSANT 7/26/2011 5:18AM

  Dear Jenny,

I ADORE your videos! They are absolutely hilarious!...

I agree with 'INFLATED!' The younger generation won't 'get it' but I remember learning to type in 8th grade and when you heard the beep you had to return or something like that! Wow! That was almost 30 years ago! Geez, talk about a flashback! Could you imagine if we actually had to use 'white out' in the black and white container with the little paintbrush! LOL!

Oh, how I miss my high school typing class back in the day when 60 wpm with 2 errors was really good! LOL! emoticon emoticon

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INFLATED 7/26/2011 5:03AM

    I was thinking, the younger generation won't understand why that is funny.

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PATTIE441 7/26/2011 5:02AM

    Hee hee! I remember the day when you actually had to do that with a real typewriter. Way to go! emoticon

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A Little Boy's Explanation of God -- Fabulous!!! - Out of the mouths of babes

Monday, July 25, 2011


I certainly don't think an adult could explain this more beautifully!




THIS IS FABULOUS!!!

It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to 'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done as well?
(and he had such an assignment, in California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen!)


EXPLANATION OF GOD:
'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.'

'God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'

'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'

'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'

'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'

'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.'

'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'

'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!

Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'

'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'

'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.


And...that's why I believe in God.'




Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you!

  
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AJCHARTERS 7/26/2011 9:08AM

    So cute! Thanks.

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PATTIE441 7/25/2011 11:08PM

    How awesome! emoticon

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CELEST 7/25/2011 1:26PM

    Wouldn't it be nice if kids could keep that viewpoint right till adulthood. So many end up missing what its all about later in life when "fun" and other things take up their time.
Love this.

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JLPEASE 7/25/2011 1:20PM

    Cute... Thanks for sharing!!

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SUNSHINE192DAY 7/25/2011 11:54AM

    His parent's should be proud! Love that and thanks for sharing!

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ZARAH140 7/25/2011 8:18AM

    Great to read this.
Thank you for posting.

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PEGGYO 7/25/2011 7:24AM

    Great blog

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DEBIGENE 7/25/2011 6:48AM

    This was so darn sweet. Hope your day is full of God's love as well. Enjoy today.

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The New Alphabet

Monday, July 25, 2011





A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.





Now The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?


D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.


H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


HAVE A GREAT DAY !






  
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HANNELIE12 7/25/2011 6:06AM

    Very Nice
Thanks for sharing

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MARGEUOF2 7/25/2011 6:05AM

    That is so funny. True, but still funny none the less! Have a great one!

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PICKLEDGINGER2 7/25/2011 5:15AM

  Great blog to start the day. Thanks.

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Canadian Postal Truck

Monday, July 25, 2011

Brilliant! Just luv it.

  
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SEEKINGMYPATH 7/25/2011 11:32PM

    Jenny!!!! OMgoodie. I just discovered "Just For Laugh Gags" and have been making myself hurt with laughter for the past week. My daughter thinks I've gone bonkers! I was going to ask you if you knew of the show...my question has been answered. Great minds think alike. The dog in the truck is on my top ten list. I love this one!!!

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WATERDIAMONDS 7/25/2011 4:14PM

    Thank you so much for giving me some laughter today. I needed that in ways I can't describe.

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INFLATED 7/25/2011 9:49AM

    I just read your blogs for today. My morning dose of laughter even before my first cup of coffee. Thank you, have a blessed week.

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PATTIE441 7/25/2011 5:41AM

    That was great! He drives better than some drivers I know! emoticon emoticon

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A wise man once said ...

Sunday, July 24, 2011

  

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SEEKINGMYPATH 7/25/2011 11:34PM

    Great reminders!

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SUNSHINE192DAY 7/24/2011 10:58PM

    Great motivation!!!

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SMKRAS1950 7/24/2011 7:27PM

    Nice pictures. We all need to read motivational passages once in awhile so we can keep moving forward. Thanks for sharing.
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PATTIE441 7/24/2011 1:40PM

    Awesome! Thanks Jenny!! Beautiful pics!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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