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When it's okay to wet your pants

Wednesday, July 18, 2012


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ARTJAC 7/19/2012 12:37AM

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MOTLEM 7/18/2012 9:41PM

    Yes, too close for comfort, eh. emoticon

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0309COOKIE 7/18/2012 3:15PM

    Of course the engine wasn't going to start, lol.

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IDLETYME 7/18/2012 9:47AM

    Great excuse!!! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 7/18/2012 9:44AM

    emoticonHilarious~! Loved it~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon You always make me smile! emoticon emoticon

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VISUALLYRICS 7/18/2012 9:06AM

    Oh My!!!! LOL!! too close for me. emoticon

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OPTIMIST1948 7/18/2012 8:41AM

    Yes, I'm gonna go with its ok!

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DJ1SKYWALKER 7/18/2012 7:53AM

    INDEED!

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NEW-CAZ 7/18/2012 7:14AM

    WOOOOOOOOOOhoooooooooooo, that was close! emoticon

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On my way to the Seaside! Cheers!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012




Volkswagen T5 Campervan DoubleBack

5 Doubleback transforms the popular Volkswagen T5 Transporter into a home on wheels. It transforms itself into a full functional house by pushing a single button. Overland Motor homes Ltd, a company in South Wales takes Volkswagen T5 Transporter and converts it into a regular camper. The central cabin serves as a kitchen with a table, refrigerator, cooker and a sink as well. Unlike normal VW campers the DoubleBack can comfortably accommodate 2 or 3 passengers without dismantling the kitchen. As far as weight is concerned it only adds 150kg to the overall weight of van. Doubleback modification doubles the space by using only 20% of the Transporters capacity but it leaves no space for bikes or surfboards. I guess you can fix a rack on it the top to hold your bikes etc.






















..... I WISH!!! Just imagine, how awesome would that be, only I would add a portable hot tub that could be taken along too, lol! WHY wouldn't I???

Have a good one all, and KEEP at it!!!











  
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ARTJAC 7/19/2012 12:38AM

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HOLLYS_NEW_LIFE 7/18/2012 10:37AM

    OMG, that's so awesome!

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IDLETYME 7/18/2012 9:54AM

    How great is that!!!! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 7/18/2012 9:47AM

    How cool! Hope y'all have a FAB~ulous time at the seaside, dear heart~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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VISUALLYRICS 7/18/2012 9:09AM

    Oh Wow!! How funny is that?! ..love that chrome red kettle...looks so cozy!

emoticon ~ Laura

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BIGPAWSUP 7/18/2012 8:28AM

    Looks glorious!

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DJ1SKYWALKER 7/18/2012 7:53AM

    On my shopping list :-D

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A.A.A.D.D.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

This is the name for this disorder.


My wife says I suffer from it - A.A.A.D.D. but does she understand what it is ?............. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself:


I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.

I decide to go through it before I wash the car.

I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post-box when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..

As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers..

I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to
put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface

The flowers don't have enough water,

There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....

Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

  
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ARTJAC 7/19/2012 12:40AM

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EDWARDS1411 7/17/2012 9:06PM

    Oh dear, this is me to a "t" LOL!!!

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1CRAZYDOG 7/17/2012 2:31PM

    I have to admit I'm laughing so hard right now I am crying . . . but I don't remember why1 LOL Oh yea, this post is sooooooo me. Just ask my kids.

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EVER-HOPEFUL 7/17/2012 12:43PM

    this is me now ough i am too young for it.neurologist reckons it is because of the two ops on brain i had last september and october and it will take a while to get to normal,loli am still waiting.yt least i know it is not altshiemerslol so hope for me yet.car keys are probably inthe ecycling by mistake.i know that is where i would look emoticon

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IDLETYME 7/17/2012 11:07AM

    Oops - It's NOT that far off!!! emoticon

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VISUALLYRICS 7/17/2012 10:38AM

    Uh-oh! ..my day is coming..... emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 7/17/2012 8:41AM

    emoticonOMG! This sounds like me! Thanks for the morning smiles, Jenny girl~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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BIGPAWSUP 7/17/2012 8:41AM

    I can laugh because I do stuff like this on a daily basis!!!

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NAPLESNANCY 7/17/2012 7:56AM

    emoticon Yes, your time is coming!

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Catch

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

How's this for reflex???

  
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EDWARDS1411 7/17/2012 9:07PM

    Whoaaah, my DH who played ball said that a good ball player knows where the ball is going by the sound of the crack of the bat - I guess it's true!

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VISUALLYRICS 7/17/2012 10:39AM

    Totally Cool!! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 7/17/2012 8:43AM

    emoticonWhat a babe! And with great peripheral vision to boot! emoticonBB~ emoticon for sharing, Jenny girl~ emoticon

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DJ1SKYWALKER 7/17/2012 6:53AM

    Ouch! Great Catch!

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MARYJOANNA 7/17/2012 5:55AM

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SALGUOD2 7/17/2012 5:26AM

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Actual call centre conversations !

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Barrhead Travel

Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.

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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?'
Operator: ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
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Tech Support : 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'..
Tech Support : 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support : 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support : 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
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Tech Support : 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing?'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power...A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!'

  
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    I love this!

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