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Don't bungee jump naked

Monday, April 02, 2012

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_W0LCHwK4

  
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JENNYBAKER247 4/4/2012 4:32AM

    ... and mine, lol. Mind you, I'd probably loose my teeth????
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ATLTRAINR 4/3/2012 5:35AM

    Darn - there go my plans for this weekend emoticon

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RAMONAFLOWERZ 4/2/2012 4:35PM

    That's always good advice.

I would also suggest to never cook bacon in the nude.

Just sayin'

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NEW-CAZ 4/2/2012 3:29PM

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EDWARDS1411 4/2/2012 3:05PM

    She's very good!

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church bulletins

Thursday, March 29, 2012

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2008 Release).
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The Peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


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LOSTLIME 4/2/2012 4:24AM

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IDLETYME 4/1/2012 1:07PM

    Love the church bulletins!!! emoticon

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FIERCE_FABULOUS 3/30/2012 3:16PM

    emoticon HAHAHA!! I love the one about cans and crippling children! rofl! too funny!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 3/30/2012 12:22AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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I needed those laughs !

Can always count on you

BLESSINGS!

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CRYSALLIS1 3/29/2012 11:01PM

    ha ha ha ha ha too funny! emoticon

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EDWARDS1411 3/29/2012 4:12PM

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HEALTHYGRAMMY49 3/29/2012 12:32PM

    What a crack up! I loved these. I used to be a church secretary and did the bulletin every week. If I had been this entertaining, I'll bet everyone would have read every word every week!!!
emoticon for the emoticon giggles. ROTFLACGU.

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1CRAZYDOG 3/29/2012 11:39AM

    THESE are hysterical!!!!!!

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NEW-CAZ 3/29/2012 9:17AM

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123ELAINE456 3/29/2012 8:46AM

  They make you want to laugh. They are so funny and in a church bulletin. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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BIGPAWSUP 3/29/2012 8:29AM

    Those were good for a giggle! Thanks for sharing!

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An Irish Blessing In Music & Verse

Thursday, March 29, 2012

This is beautifully done and is sung and narrated by the star of Touched by an Angel...watch it all



As the piece starts, the pictures of Ireland are amazing, but the real beauty comes with the spoken part.


www.andiesisle.com/ThisBlessingIsFor
You.html

  
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LOSTLIME 4/2/2012 4:30AM

    Simply beautiful! The Emerald Isle is beautiful! thank you for sharing.

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PLAYBLUES22 3/29/2012 4:25PM

    Simply Lovely emoticon

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EDWARDS1411 3/29/2012 4:16PM

    Just beautiful!!!

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CAM2438 3/29/2012 7:07AM

    Thank-you so much for sharing. I really enjoyed your blog. Have a great day. emoticon

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Demographic Problem

Thursday, March 29, 2012


This is a short film to watch, but very important to understand a fast developing DEMOGRAPHIC PROBLEM through out the world!



  
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ATLTRAINR 3/30/2012 5:45AM

    WOW

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LUXITTA 3/29/2012 12:35PM

    Ha ha too funny - We're all immigrants :)

Just remember that.

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Partners with Paws

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Sound UP now ..... Awesome ...... Enjoy!

www.keepandshare.com/doc/2524785/par
tners-with-paws-pps-january-17-2011-6-
35-pm-3-2-meg?da=y

  
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LOLAJO54 4/1/2012 7:59PM

    oh this was so nice to watch..
so relaxing and beautiful --thanks for sharing

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SPARKLEIIGHGAL 3/29/2012 1:10PM

    It worked for me. Beautiful and cute emoticon

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LADYFOLDER 3/29/2012 10:42AM

    If you click the download link, it opens in PowerPoint.
Beautiful!

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JENNYBAKER247 3/29/2012 8:24AM

    It works when I click the link. I choose to OPEN it. It's on Keep & Share and maybe it only works from South Africa???

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LOSTLIME 3/29/2012 5:23AM

    I couldn't view it either. I'll try again.

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NEW-CAZ 3/29/2012 4:56AM

    sorry Jenny, couldn't view, i'll pop by later

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