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Intelligence Test

Thursday, January 05, 2012

You are going to hate yourself over this. It scores automatically, too. Take this advice ... Be sure and think before you answer.


THOROUGHLY UNDERSTAND EACH QUESTION PRIOR TO SELECTING YOUR RESPONSE. AND DON'T LAUGH AT BILL GATES AND HIS SCORE OF THREE JUST YET!!

This one is fun!!! Think carefully.



Click here: How Smart Are You?
www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.
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DUSTYPRAIRIE 1/6/2012 7:15AM

    5/11! Average intellegence. something fun to start the morning with! Thanks!

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TEXASFILLY 1/5/2012 11:38AM

    YAY! My love life is gonna bloom soon with 11 outta 11! *LOL* Thanks for being so much fun, Jenny~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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BLUEKITTY2011 1/5/2012 11:14AM

    10/11---fell for the Moses one AGAIN!

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HEATHER409 1/5/2012 9:34AM

    You GOT a score of 11 out of 11

I love tests like these, they totally play to the way my warped mind works!

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LOSTLIME 1/5/2012 9:21AM

    Normal intellect. Thanks for sharing!

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1TRULYBLESSED 1/5/2012 9:21AM

    How encouraging: I scored 11 out of 11! That's some good coffee I'm drinking this morning... emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/5/2012 8:49AM

    At least I'm normal!!! emoticon

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WIGIME 1/5/2012 8:10AM

    Yep, I'm normal and I apparently don't understand plain English! lol

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RITZIBROWN 1/5/2012 7:05AM

    Good fun! emoticon for the link!

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NEW-CAZ 1/5/2012 4:08AM

    Normal intelligence huh? That'll do me! emoticon

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What I owe my Mother

Thursday, January 05, 2012


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your
neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
'You'll sit there until all that SOUP is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER ..
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you
out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in
this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do..'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going
to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP .
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR .
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me..'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN
ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favourite:
My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out
just like you '


Come now ... we all HAVE to lighten up!
Have an AWESOME day!!!






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TEXASFILLY 1/14/2012 9:56AM

    *LOL* Boy howdy! Momma is all right by me! Thanks for the flashbacks, Jenny! emoticon emoticonBB~ emoticon emoticon

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PRINCESS1309 1/5/2012 10:31AM

    emoticon Loved it. Reminds me of my Mom.

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MAMAWLINDALOU 1/5/2012 9:49AM

    This is great. Brings back those memories.

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LOSTLIME 1/5/2012 9:26AM

    Thanks for sharing! My mother said most of that to me as I was
growing up. I've said a lot of them to my kids too!

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JMACLIVES 1/5/2012 9:03AM

    I'm printing this out and handing to my daughter! Thanks for sharing emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/5/2012 8:41AM

    Mothers always know best!!! emoticon

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POPPY1010 1/5/2012 4:32AM

    thats great , thanks x

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RPM2008 1/5/2012 3:17AM

    Hilarious! I love it! emoticon

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MAGGIEVAN 1/5/2012 2:58AM

    Jip! Lighten up. Thanks for sharing

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I'm a work in progress

Thursday, January 05, 2012

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My most important lessons learnt in this past year include (amongst other):
• Life is tough, but just go with it.
• Time management will get the better of you; watch your back.
• Wash your back, take care of yourself.
• Love yourself, not last, but first.
• Learn to trust your centre - and feed its wholesomeness.
• Your journey is your own, not anyone else’s.
• Listen. No, really listen. Listen with an understanding, kind ear. You want the same anyway.
• Everybody has problems. That’s it.
• You are not always right (painful).
• You are not always wrong (win!).
• Passion is good. Hold onto that - it’ll get you up in the morning.
• Don’t drink too much RedBull or Play (especially if you have colon issues).
• Forgive.
• Say thank you, and mean it, all the time.
• Love!
• Learn to be still (and ‘still’ - translated to ‘quiet’ from Afrikaans)
• Friends are very important. You chose them, didn’t you?
• Family is important too. You didn’t choose them.
• Get over revolutions - all kinds. Evolve!
• Time doesn’t stand still, it doesn’t wait to be. It just is. So, keep moving, and just be. Don’t wait.
• You are the best friend you could ever have.
• Be genuine.

So yeah that’s my list. Lots of lessons, I know.
I don’t mind learning. I’m growing.


all4women.co.za/blogs/yves-corner/ha
ppy-new-year-kinda-sorta.html

  
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TEXASFILLY 1/14/2012 9:43AM

    Right on! Love it! As always, thank you so much for sharing, Jenny~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SMKRAS1950 1/5/2012 5:01PM

    Words of wisdom. Thanks for sharing.

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PATTIE441 1/5/2012 4:50PM

    Thank you Jenny! That's awesome!! Thank you for being a friend!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SABLENESS 1/5/2012 10:37AM

    Good list, says it all! emoticon

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LUV this ....

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Do yourself a favour. Do open this link and click on every page. It just gets better and better. My BEST was ....

If all else fails, HUG the dog!



www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015
0505054168426&set=a.474558888425.26364
6.80213523425&type=1&theater#!/photo.p
hp?fbid=10150505054168426&set=a.474558
888425.263646.80213523425&type=1&theater



If the link doesn't work go to my Face Book page, I'm Jenny Baker (funny enough). I have posted it on my wall.

You're the peanut in my butter ....
etc

Have an awesome day.
KEEP sparking.
Make GOOD choices.
MOVE that body.
We CAN!!!

xxx

  
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ESILBO 1/5/2012 8:30AM

    TOO MANY JB, COULD NOT FIND YOU...LISE

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JSALERNO 1/5/2012 6:16AM

    Have a great day!

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KRISTALD76 1/5/2012 4:38AM

    Thanks for the link. I just liked their page!

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Southern Alberta as seen through creative eyes …

Wednesday, January 04, 2012




- obviously a Tourism Alberta initiative - but these beautiful places do exist here!




tinyurl.com/d2rj7dv

  
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ILOVEROSES 1/5/2012 6:34AM

    WOW! emoticonThanks for sharing.

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ANNIE924 1/4/2012 6:12PM

    Alberta does have some truly beautiful scenery. This reminds me of when I lived there for a few years. Thanks.

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EDWARDS1411 1/4/2012 3:49PM

    Beautiful!

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CELEST 1/4/2012 3:14PM

    Wow this makes my world look tame. Magnificent. I'd love to be where the horses were...incredible.

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IDLETYME 1/4/2012 3:05PM

    Beautiful scenery. Everyone should go there!!! emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 1/4/2012 2:54PM

    WOW! I am gobsmacked, it's breathtaking! emoticon

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ESILBO 1/4/2012 2:34PM

    BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES FOR ME, I SKIED IN THE ROCKIES BUT NOT IN THE WILD SITES...LOL

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