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July 2 & a quick joke

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

So far so good. I had a good breakfast, A good lunch and snack, and I feel great.
Now for when I get home I plan exercise first and a light dinner. emoticon
Now for the quick joke.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

OH NO! Exclaims the President. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands.

Finally, The President looks up and asks........

"How many is a brazillion?"
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4EVER21B 7/9/2013 3:51PM

    I must confess, I was wondering how many, too! emoticon

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MCJULIEO 7/6/2013 1:27PM

    Haha!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/3/2013 5:49PM

    I love that joke - heard it first as President Bush, Jr

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IDLETYME 7/3/2013 3:33PM

    That's a goodie. Thanks for the grin!!! emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 7/3/2013 7:46AM

    emoticon emoticon Good One!!

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WILSONWR 7/2/2013 8:36PM

    I like that one!!

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LOVESLIFE48 7/2/2013 5:36PM

    emoticon Hahaha!!! Good one!! emoticon

You are doing awesome!! You will reach goal in no time!! emoticon

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MSLZZY 7/2/2013 5:27PM

    Who is this guy and why is he leading our country? LOL!

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LIVINGFREE19 7/2/2013 5:09PM

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SPARKCHICK 7/2/2013 5:00PM

    Keep up the great work! I'm counting my days, too, and this seems to be helping me. I believe I'm at 46 days eating in range and exercising. I love your plan and I know you will achieve your goals. All the best to you! By the way, LOL at your joke. emoticon

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July 1st starting again

Monday, July 01, 2013

Well, I gained some of my weight back. I am starting at 110 pounds.
I was down to 104 BUT I didn't exercise like I should or eat right so I gained weight and am so mad at myself for being lazy.
Today I am back to Yoga and some strength training.
I want to get down to 105 by the end of this month.
I can do it. emoticon emoticon
It's in writing now.
Hope we all have a good week and a great July!
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MCJULIEO 7/13/2013 11:34AM

    You absolutely can do this!

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WILSONWR 7/2/2013 9:41AM

    I need to make the same commitment!

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    You got this emoticon

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JULIA_211 7/2/2013 4:18AM

    Once it's in writing, you have no choice! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DOVESEYES 7/2/2013 2:10AM

    You can do this, :)

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Another joke

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Grandpa was always talking about the good old days,and the lower cost of living, in particular......

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, two loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans...all for a dollar."

Then Grandpa said sadly..."you can't do that any more...they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look..."

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BLUEANGELLK 7/17/2013 10:32AM

    Thanks for the smile to start the day!

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MCJULIEO 7/17/2013 10:04AM

    Oh dear, Grandpa!

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4EVER21B 6/27/2013 6:10PM

    emoticon I need that!!!

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IDLETYME 6/26/2013 9:54PM

    That's a goodie!!!! emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 6/21/2013 9:56AM

    lol

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CATLADY52 6/20/2013 4:05PM

    That was a goodie!

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MSLZZY 6/20/2013 2:19PM

    He's a corker!

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HEALTHYGRAMMY49 6/20/2013 10:41AM

    Grandpa's got quite a sense of humor!

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WILSONWR 6/20/2013 9:22AM

    That was good!

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MRSTABER 6/20/2013 7:32AM

    Too funny! Sounds like something my grandpa would say!

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JULIA_211 6/20/2013 7:31AM

    Yikes! LOL!

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KARENKANDO 6/20/2013 7:21AM

    Ha! This is priceless! Thanks for the funny!!!

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Just a Joke

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand" he says.

The guard says, "we'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover it is just pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand" says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and he crosses the border o his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally , Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about....I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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MCJULIEO 6/18/2013 11:00PM

    emoticon Smiling real big...

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    LOL

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    Best joke I've read in a long time! emoticon

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MSLZZY 6/17/2013 7:20AM

    Can't see the forest for the trees! LOL!

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    How slick! emoticon

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WILSONWR 6/16/2013 11:17PM

    That was good!

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AUNTIEANNE22 6/16/2013 10:29PM

  Very funny!

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    Hahaha!

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My second riding lesson

Saturday, June 01, 2013

I had my second English Riding lesson today. It went well. I am at the beginner level.
She said I am doing good,I can balance so that's good. I tried an English saddle on Bella today for size and it seemed to small looking.
The girth she might need is a 54 inch, I wanted to try the 48" but we didn't have one here.
My next lesson is next Saturday. I can't wait.
We had a very hot day today. I am glad summer is here but It comes with the darn bugs,
Have a Good Night everyone.
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DSCROW 6/8/2013 7:49AM

    It sounds like you are having fun and I bet your horse is too. I am not a horse rider but I love watching! My sister had a horse growing up but I didn't share as I had learned from history I ended up taking care of her pets. Its the only animal that was truly just hers and she loved it. I think even then I knew she needed that special just for herself and I didn't need to become involved. The only sad part is I never really learned about horses or a love of riding. Small price to pay for our individuality. I know if I wanted that to change at this point I could but am satisfied to watch and hear about others exciting experience of horses. Have fun I look forward to hearing your exciting adventure into English riding!

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MCJULIEO 6/2/2013 11:42PM

    That sounds terrific!

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    Keep up the good results. emoticon

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SENATOR9 6/2/2013 11:54AM

    As long as you enjoy it.Keep it up

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    I'm glad that your ride went well... sounds like you're having fun! emoticon

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KARRENLYNN 6/2/2013 12:53AM

    So cool doing activities you like!

Karen

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DOVESEYES 6/1/2013 11:48PM

    What a great experience to have!!

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LIVINGFREE19 6/1/2013 11:24PM

    I'm so glad that your ride went well, my friend!

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