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Still trying

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I just get so lazy with exercising. It is not that I don't do anything because I do, it's just that I have got to push myself and get motivated and get my butt in gear.
I am up another pound or so. emoticon
I am active, last Friday I helped unload 5 truckloads of hay and put them in a big trailer, plus we are getting our wood started for the winter and Monday we did 2 carts full in this muggy weather our clothes were wet like we took a shower in them) and Guess what, still hanging on to pounds. Oh well, just have to do better. emoticon
On the lighter side:

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered fat free French fries.
I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat.
I said,"These aren't fat free ."
"Yes they are, he said. We only charge you for the potatoes. The fat is free!"
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WILSONWR 7/12/2013 8:56AM

    I know about working in the heat. I cleared brush every morning this week, and by the time I finished each day, I could hardly get my clothes off because of being so drenched! I'm glad I took plenty of water and gatorade!

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MSLZZY 7/11/2013 5:19PM

    Oh, you got me there!

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BLUEANGELLK 7/11/2013 2:36PM

    Fat free Fries!!!! I am going to have to share that!!!!


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MCJULIEO 7/11/2013 1:38PM

    Ack! But it was a nice dream, while it lasted!

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SENATOR9 7/11/2013 11:44AM

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JULIA_211 7/11/2013 4:05AM

    Oooh...I would've punch that guy in the nose! emoticon
You are very active, maybe it's water retention? Just keep pushing on, you'll see results soon.

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CIERAPOET 7/10/2013 9:45PM

    emoticon Happy Wed!

Never fret about what that scale says. There's a lot of different things that come into play with the pounds we lose and the muscles we build. Just keep moving forward. You are working hard so expect changes in your body even if the scale doesn't change. Changes ARE happening! emoticon
That was a great way to make us SMILE with those fat free fries! emoticon

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DOVESEYES 7/10/2013 7:34PM

    Ha ha what's this good marketing?

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WILDKAT781 7/10/2013 7:31PM

    sounds like you are getting some good workouts in, I used to haul my own hay...and it's a JOB. just hang in there and keep it up and the weight will eventually come off

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BESCATS 7/10/2013 6:36PM

    With the hay and the wood, it sure sounds like exercise to me. emoticon
Of course, you do have to watch your calories too !!

Fat free French fries ??? I wonder how you would do. Definitely, a play on words.

Good luck, you will get back on track. emoticon emoticon

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LIVINGFREE19 7/10/2013 6:21PM

    Funny, but I hope you were able to resist. I remember you said that you were doing so well in abstaining from chips and french fries, a while back.

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KATHRYNLP 7/10/2013 6:06PM

    I hope you left that place without the fries. Jokes on them... Hang in there, emoticon emoticon emoticon

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STEVEN_D 7/10/2013 4:36PM

    Yuck, yuck, that's a good one. Chucking hay bales and chopping wood? That's hard work!

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DSCROW 7/10/2013 4:34PM

    Funny I bet they advertise on the internet, you can't lie on the internet. I have a French model friend for you to meet! lol Praying for your efforts, to turn to actions, that lead to the results you need!

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CATLADY52 7/10/2013 4:33PM

    A play on words. You didn't bite on any of it. emoticon

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IDLETYME 7/10/2013 4:04PM

    That's funny - but it doesn't help your diet!!! emoticon

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July 2 & a quick joke

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

So far so good. I had a good breakfast, A good lunch and snack, and I feel great.
Now for when I get home I plan exercise first and a light dinner. emoticon
Now for the quick joke.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

OH NO! Exclaims the President. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands.

Finally, The President looks up and asks........

"How many is a brazillion?"
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4EVER21B 7/9/2013 3:51PM

    I must confess, I was wondering how many, too! emoticon

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MCJULIEO 7/6/2013 1:27PM

    Haha!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/3/2013 5:49PM

    I love that joke - heard it first as President Bush, Jr

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IDLETYME 7/3/2013 3:33PM

    That's a goodie. Thanks for the grin!!! emoticon

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SENATOR9 7/3/2013 8:33AM

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KATHRYNLP 7/3/2013 7:46AM

    emoticon emoticon Good One!!

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DOVESEYES 7/3/2013 3:10AM

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WILSONWR 7/2/2013 8:36PM

    I like that one!!

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LOVESLIFE48 7/2/2013 5:36PM

    emoticon Hahaha!!! Good one!! emoticon

You are doing awesome!! You will reach goal in no time!! emoticon

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MSLZZY 7/2/2013 5:27PM

    Who is this guy and why is he leading our country? LOL!

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LIVINGFREE19 7/2/2013 5:09PM

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SPARKCHICK 7/2/2013 5:00PM

    Keep up the great work! I'm counting my days, too, and this seems to be helping me. I believe I'm at 46 days eating in range and exercising. I love your plan and I know you will achieve your goals. All the best to you! By the way, LOL at your joke. emoticon

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July 1st starting again

Monday, July 01, 2013

Well, I gained some of my weight back. I am starting at 110 pounds.
I was down to 104 BUT I didn't exercise like I should or eat right so I gained weight and am so mad at myself for being lazy.
Today I am back to Yoga and some strength training.
I want to get down to 105 by the end of this month.
I can do it. emoticon emoticon
It's in writing now.
Hope we all have a good week and a great July!
Keep smiling. emoticon

  
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MCJULIEO 7/13/2013 11:34AM

    You absolutely can do this!

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WILSONWR 7/2/2013 9:41AM

    I need to make the same commitment!

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BEFIT014 7/2/2013 7:33AM

    You got this emoticon

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JULIA_211 7/2/2013 4:18AM

    Once it's in writing, you have no choice! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DOVESEYES 7/2/2013 2:10AM

    You can do this, :)

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Another joke

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Grandpa was always talking about the good old days,and the lower cost of living, in particular......

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, two loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans...all for a dollar."

Then Grandpa said sadly..."you can't do that any more...they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look..."

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BLUEANGELLK 7/17/2013 10:32AM

    Thanks for the smile to start the day!

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MCJULIEO 7/17/2013 10:04AM

    Oh dear, Grandpa!

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4EVER21B 6/27/2013 6:10PM

    emoticon I need that!!!

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IDLETYME 6/26/2013 9:54PM

    That's a goodie!!!! emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 6/21/2013 9:56AM

    lol

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CATLADY52 6/20/2013 4:05PM

    That was a goodie!

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MSLZZY 6/20/2013 2:19PM

    He's a corker!

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HEALTHYGRAMMY49 6/20/2013 10:41AM

    Grandpa's got quite a sense of humor!

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WILSONWR 6/20/2013 9:22AM

    That was good!

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MRSTABER 6/20/2013 7:32AM

    Too funny! Sounds like something my grandpa would say!

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JULIA_211 6/20/2013 7:31AM

    Yikes! LOL!

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KARENKANDO 6/20/2013 7:21AM

    Ha! This is priceless! Thanks for the funny!!!

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Just a Joke

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand" he says.

The guard says, "we'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover it is just pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand" says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and he crosses the border o his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally , Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about....I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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MCJULIEO 6/18/2013 11:00PM

    emoticon Smiling real big...

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SHARJOPAUL 6/17/2013 9:30AM

    LOL

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KATHRYNLP 6/17/2013 8:37AM

    Best joke I've read in a long time! emoticon

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MSLZZY 6/17/2013 7:20AM

    Can't see the forest for the trees! LOL!

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JULIA_211 6/17/2013 6:42AM

    How slick! emoticon

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WILSONWR 6/16/2013 11:17PM

    That was good!

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AUNTIEANNE22 6/16/2013 10:29PM

  Very funny!

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JO88BAKO 6/16/2013 9:42PM

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