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Just a Joke

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand" he says.

The guard says, "we'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover it is just pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand" says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and he crosses the border o his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally , Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about....I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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MCJULIEO 6/18/2013 11:00PM

    emoticon Smiling real big...

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    LOL

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KATHRYNLP 6/17/2013 8:37AM

    Best joke I've read in a long time! emoticon

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MSLZZY 6/17/2013 7:20AM

    Can't see the forest for the trees! LOL!

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JULIA_211 6/17/2013 6:42AM

    How slick! emoticon

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WILSONWR 6/16/2013 11:17PM

    That was good!

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AUNTIEANNE22 6/16/2013 10:29PM

  Very funny!

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JO88BAKO 6/16/2013 9:42PM

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My second riding lesson

Saturday, June 01, 2013

I had my second English Riding lesson today. It went well. I am at the beginner level.
She said I am doing good,I can balance so that's good. I tried an English saddle on Bella today for size and it seemed to small looking.
The girth she might need is a 54 inch, I wanted to try the 48" but we didn't have one here.
My next lesson is next Saturday. I can't wait.
We had a very hot day today. I am glad summer is here but It comes with the darn bugs,
Have a Good Night everyone.
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DSCROW 6/8/2013 7:49AM

    It sounds like you are having fun and I bet your horse is too. I am not a horse rider but I love watching! My sister had a horse growing up but I didn't share as I had learned from history I ended up taking care of her pets. Its the only animal that was truly just hers and she loved it. I think even then I knew she needed that special just for herself and I didn't need to become involved. The only sad part is I never really learned about horses or a love of riding. Small price to pay for our individuality. I know if I wanted that to change at this point I could but am satisfied to watch and hear about others exciting experience of horses. Have fun I look forward to hearing your exciting adventure into English riding!

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MCJULIEO 6/2/2013 11:42PM

    That sounds terrific!

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CATLADY52 6/2/2013 3:53PM

    Keep up the good results. emoticon

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SENATOR9 6/2/2013 11:54AM

    As long as you enjoy it.Keep it up

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KATHRYNLP 6/2/2013 8:42AM

    I'm glad that your ride went well... sounds like you're having fun! emoticon

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KARRENLYNN 6/2/2013 12:53AM

    So cool doing activities you like!

Karen

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DOVESEYES 6/1/2013 11:48PM

    What a great experience to have!!

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LIVINGFREE19 6/1/2013 11:24PM

    I'm so glad that your ride went well, my friend!

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My first English Riding Lesson

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Today at 9:30 am I am going to take my first English riding lesson. I am very nervous as I heard she is a very good instructor, but tough.
I am going in at a beginner level (which I am) so I am praying I can do this as well as the 10 year old girl that is taking them and doing so well.
Wish me luck.
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 5/28/2013 8:57PM

    I hope YOU felt like it went well.
Remember everyone has to learn HOW to do each new task they undertake. AND, we each start from a different point and will arrive at a different destination. Those destinations may be very close to each other but will have some variation because we are each and every one of us unique to ourselves. We are the product of our unique experiences, and our unique bodies. End of lecture.

Hope most of all that you had a really good time and want to go back for more of the same!!
It has been a long time since I have been on a horse. Gave mine up 18 years ago, another lifetime.
Audra

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LIVINGFREE19 5/25/2013 10:04PM

    I hope all went well!

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    Enjoy the ride. You'll be fine. emoticon

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MCJULIEO 5/25/2013 12:35PM

    Good luck!!!!!

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SENATOR9 5/25/2013 9:27AM

    enjoy and have fun

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KATHRYNLP 5/25/2013 8:39AM

    Your thighs will feel like jelly after an hour, but soon become hard as steel, over many hours of practise. emoticon

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MSLZZY 5/25/2013 6:49AM

    I think you will do fine so just relax and enjoy the ride. HUGS!

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RAPUNZEL53 5/25/2013 6:27AM

  Good Luck!

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Today's joke

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that!!

The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle.

So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"

The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"

" Exactly " says the doctor.

  
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SHARJOPAUL 5/24/2013 10:31AM

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    There is some 80 year old who can still shoot the bears emoticon

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IMREITE 5/23/2013 12:51AM

    bad but funny

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    That umbrella was LOADED!

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    Great joke! Keep being funny! emoticon

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    That was good!

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    I guess the doctor made his point. emoticon


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    lol

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    YIKES! That was cold of the doctor! emoticon

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What is Celibacy?

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.";

He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?";
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold
Medal-All Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

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    I gave him points for the attempt emoticon

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    emoticon Clearly a man that knows his priorities!!!

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    Oh, that was cute!

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    Funny!

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    Hahahahahahahaha!

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    rofl!!!

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    LOL

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    Mine likes Robin Hood emoticon

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FLAMENM 5/8/2013 11:14PM

    That would be the appropriate answer in our household ...

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MSLZZY 5/8/2013 10:39PM

    What a hoot!

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    Yup... that would do it... emoticon

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DOVESEYES 5/8/2013 6:14PM

    Men!!! :)

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    Good one there! emoticon

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JULIA_211 5/8/2013 5:04PM

    emoticon Love it!

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MARCIEMCGOWAN 5/8/2013 5:00PM

    I love that joke. very funny.

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