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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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GOANNA2 7/19/2013 10:56AM

    So true...

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WALLAHALLA 7/17/2013 9:38PM


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GAYLLYNNE 7/17/2013 4:14PM

    That's for sure!!

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L*I*T*A* 7/17/2013 3:58PM


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EWL978 7/17/2013 11:02AM

    Ah, why bother nagging him??

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Irish Philosophy

Monday, July 15, 2013

There are only two things to worry about
either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.

If you die
there are two things to worry about.
Either you go to heaven or to hell.

If you go to heaven,
there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,
you'll be so damn busy shaking hands
with your friends.
You won't have time to WORRY!


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PAMNANGEL 8/25/2013 1:16AM


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BEWELL48 7/15/2013 10:02PM

    Love it!

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PHEBESS 7/15/2013 8:33PM


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JOANNANOW 7/15/2013 4:26PM


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    Be happy!

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L*I*T*A* 7/15/2013 10:58AM

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GOANNA2 7/15/2013 10:09AM

    Needed a good laugh. Thanks for that. emoticon

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SLACHETKA103145 7/15/2013 8:41AM

    emoticon emoticon for sharing....

I have to laugh when I see it but may not believe it!


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Men Are Just Happier People.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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TEDCABEL 7/17/2013 9:50AM

    What??? Isn't life easier that way?

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PROT358 7/15/2013 10:30PM

    Loved it! Very funny and very true!

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GAYLLYNNE 7/15/2013 7:07AM

    This couldn't be more accurate!!!

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PATJOONWW 7/14/2013 1:01PM

    Thanks for sharing!

Much success on your journey!

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Monday, July 08, 2013

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED AS*
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.

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GOANNA2 7/10/2013 10:59AM


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IDLETYME 7/9/2013 1:35PM

    Cute - emoticon

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GAYLLYNNE 7/9/2013 7:46AM

    Will do!!!

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As they say: Men are from Mars, women are from Venus...............

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing...' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

Husbands Diary:

A two-foot putt... who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?

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    OMG, too funny!

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ROCKYCPA 7/8/2013 10:02AM

    So true - thanks for sharing!

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JUDYBUGS 6/30/2013 2:14PM

    I do. emoticon

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GOANNA2 6/30/2013 7:34AM

    emoticon Men eh what?

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IKACEY 6/30/2013 5:03AM

    So he was just angry at himself and didn't want to take it out on you. That's actually showing you a lot of love as SO's don't always do that. But I know it must have been upsetting a lot to think he might be thinking about somebody else. In Psychology they call it the Attribution Error. Many times people don't respond to us as they usually do and right away we attribute it to them being angry or upset with us, when most of the time it hasn't a single thing to do with us at all and our friends and beloveds still love us just as they always have, they just have something else going on at that moment. emoticon
IKacey co-leader of the Chair Exercise Team

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PHEBESS 6/30/2013 2:41AM

    Oh yeah..........

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GRACIEC 6/29/2013 5:34PM

    I think we've all had similar episodes in our lives! Too funny!

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NANCYPAT1 6/29/2013 5:19PM

    Your story says it all - often, as the saying goes, a five cent cigar is JUST a nickel cigar (I think that was W.C. Fields - referring to all the Freudian stuff and suggestions of subliminal sex messages in everything of that era).

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FITKAT62 6/29/2013 12:47PM

  So true!

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PEGGYO 6/29/2013 10:06AM

    Isn't that the truth?

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