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Exercise & Brain Function.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Regular exercise is vital for our heart and lung health, but did you know it also affects our brain function?

Here are some of the ways regular exercise can improve your mental health:

* By raising your heart rate, you stimulate the nervous system, making you think more clearly and concentrate.

* After at least 10 minutes of exercise, the brain releases "feel-good" chemicals serotonin and dopamine, which can help to reduce anxiety and depression while boosting wellbeing.

* Yoga and tai chi help reduce stress, focus your thoughts and balance body and mind.

* An increase in size and number of brain cells occurs due to circulation of oxygen and glucose to the brain. This not only protects against memory loss in older adults, but also improves memory and learning abilities in younger children.

* Risk of Alzheimer's disease with ageing is reduced due to improved physical health of the brain.

* A half hour of morning exercise has been shown to have a positive impact on information retention.

  
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SUSIEPH1 11/26/2011 3:41PM

    Isn't it amazing just how we can help ourselves stay alert with just exercise!!
I do wish more would realize that !
Thanks for posting Ania hugs Susie emoticon emoticon

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L*I*T*A* 11/26/2011 12:06PM

    thanks for such great information...
will have to put these to use right now!!!
have a great weekend...
blessings and hugs.........lita

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PEGGYO 11/26/2011 11:20AM

    good info thanks

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NANT406 11/26/2011 10:07AM

    Thanks for sharing Ania. You always have great blogs!

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ILOVEROSES 11/26/2011 9:02AM

    Go ahead and do it! I am off to bed. emoticon

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PHEBESS 11/26/2011 8:59AM

    Makes me want to go out and take another walk!

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The Pianist.

Friday, November 25, 2011

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag.


The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?' says the barman.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp.

He hands it to the barman and says: 'Here. Rub it.'


So the barman rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish ~ each person is only allowed one wish!'


The barman gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another....Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!


The barman turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf.

I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'


'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch ! pianist?
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GOANNA2 11/25/2011 5:42PM

    Thanks Anai. Loved it. Better watch what you wish for, eh? emoticon

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GOHUSKERS2 11/25/2011 1:39PM

    That's hysterical!!!

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L*I*T*A* 11/25/2011 10:47AM

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INGMARIE 11/25/2011 10:32AM

    emoticon emoticonFunny funny.loved it. emoticon

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PHEBESS 11/25/2011 8:29AM

    LOL!!!!!!!

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Iran and Star Trek.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention centre where he met U.S. General Patraeus.
They shook hands. As they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims.
My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."
The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,
"That's because it takes place in the future".

  
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GOANNA2 11/16/2011 4:52PM

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/16/2011 7:55AM

    Cute! When ST-NG started, I thought all of the ships would have Klingons and androids. It was much later they let us know the Enterprise was an anomoly emoticon

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PROVERBS31JULIA 11/15/2011 11:27PM

    *snicker*

There's no Jews in "Star Trek" either.



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AIDELADE27 11/15/2011 11:07PM

    Very good!

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PEGGYO 11/15/2011 9:54PM

    Huh

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PHEBESS 11/15/2011 9:17PM

    LOL!!!!!!

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BUTEAFULL 11/15/2011 8:09PM

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Alabama preacher.

Monday, November 14, 2011

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart, you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!
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GOLDIES1 11/18/2011 8:47PM

    So funny. You have a good sense of humor. emoticon

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CANDOK1260 11/14/2011 12:08PM

    emoticon great joke

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PHEBESS 11/14/2011 4:47AM

    LOL!!!!

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Pretty sure these are all true. Would I lie??????

Monday, November 07, 2011

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

17. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

  
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PAULAAUTUMN 11/13/2011 7:29AM

    So true love this post it made me smile

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ARTPRINTER 11/9/2011 9:56PM

    These are great and so true! I especially like #8! Thanks for sharing.



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MARNIKENNEDY 11/8/2011 4:08PM

    Funny post, I enjoyed it, Thanks!

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/8/2011 11:03AM

    Too true!

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GOANNA2 11/7/2011 4:27PM

    So true. The wrong number happens to me so much. emoticon

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SHUTRBUG1 11/7/2011 11:49AM

    These explain a LOT about my life!!

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ILOVEROSES 11/7/2011 8:03AM

    That would be similar to #13.

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PHEBESS 11/7/2011 7:51AM

    And of course, there's the butter law (or is it the toast law) - when you drop buttered toast, it ALWAYS falls butter side down - since the butter is heavier, of course.

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ILOVEROSES 11/7/2011 7:27AM

    I certainly agree with you about #19! emoticon

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GAYLLYNNE 11/7/2011 7:19AM

    These are great!! How about 19: when you come home from shopping, finally get the door open because of all the packages, run inside to use the bathroom and as soon as you sit down, the phone will ring. Happens every time. Thanks for posting this. It's just great!!!

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SUSIEPH1 11/7/2011 4:13AM

    Exactly and so true!!
Thanks for the giggle !!
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SEYSARAH 11/7/2011 3:54AM

    Delightfully funny and like Minna, found myself chuckling and nodding my head up and down. Thanks so much for sharing!

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MINNA72 11/7/2011 3:16AM

    OMG... I found myself nodding like a string puppet. So fricken TRUE! emoticon

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