Monday, March 29, 2010
Is it pervy to lust after your physiotherapist? It's not like lusting after a priest, right? RIGHT?
Oh yes, I've just been twisted and contorted into all sorts of unnatural positions while jabbing my knee into an attractive man's thigh as he pokes and prods at my butt muscles. That was the most action I've had in a while! My new secret boyfriend was also looking a little flushed...
In other news, my whole body is out of alignment! Fortunately, this means more trips to physio!