Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Last night I took the neighbour's dog out for a 10 minute walk and he was sooo obedient and such a good buddy that I let him in the living room later in the evening for more of a visit.
Ozzie the Dobe, as friendly as he is, smells like a skunk crossed with a month of laundry. (Sorry Oz- I didn't even mention your gas.) He lays on a towel on top of our carpet, so we don't have to steam clean the rug.
When it came time for me last night to do my push ups, leg pendulums, crunches and aerobics, my faithful canine friend kept tying to cuddle and got in the way. (You don't want to cuddle with a stinky Doberman!) I tried telling him to lay on the towel, to back up, and I even showed him where he needed stay.
To no avail-- he just wagged his tail.
Is this the most pathetic excuse for neglecting a workout?? Come on out there-- give me your best (or worse) excuse!!