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ABOUT HEART ATTACKS

Wednesday, June 10, 2009


ABOUT HEART ATTACKS


There are other symptoms of a heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.

One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.


NOTE : There may be no pain in the chest during a heart attack.

The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.



If that happens, IMMEDIATELY DISSOLVE TWO ASPIRINS IN YOUR MOUTH and swallow them with a bit of water.


Afterwards, phone a neighbour or a family member who lives very close by and state "HEART ATTACK!!!" and that you have taken 2 ASPIRINS


Take a seat on a chair or sofa and wait for their arrival and ....

DO NOT LIE DOWN !!!

  
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PEPPERLEAH 6/10/2009 3:58PM

    Thank you for sharing this info.

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DEBBIEANNE1124 6/10/2009 3:00PM

    Great advce, tina. Thanks.

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Questions You Can'tAnswer

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is
wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say
they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal'
people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people
live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and
wonder.......


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See
that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'


Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand
erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs
!

If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?

If corn oil is made from
corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read
on.......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your
e-mail address in the first place?


  
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MISTRESSANNE 6/9/2009 6:49PM

    Thanks for the comic relief! emoticon

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DEBBIEANNE1124 6/9/2009 4:48PM

    I never gave you my email...

LOL But you can have it if you want it


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KELLYSHEREE 6/9/2009 3:52PM

    Great! That made me laugh so hard!

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FRAGILEPETALS 6/9/2009 2:39PM

    Hilarious!

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JULESCP 6/9/2009 2:20PM

    Lose It Now, you made me LOSE IT NOW! I am dying laughing - you crack me up. Thanks so much for brightening my morning.

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Need a laugh???

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,' The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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(Ready for this?)

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(I'm warning you.....)


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'You're simply going through the change!

  
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REDNECKFEMINIST 6/9/2009 1:37PM

    LMAO

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MRSCDOC 6/9/2009 8:44AM

    OH, that's TOO FUNNY!!! I needed a good laugh this a.m. Thanks! Enjoy your day! emoticon

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PEPPERLEAH 6/9/2009 8:22AM

    LOL Oh this is too funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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DEBBIEANNE1124 6/9/2009 1:33AM

    LOL

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DONELLE 6/9/2009 1:03AM

  emoticonLaughter is what gets us thru life! Thanks for the smile!

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TORNADOGIRL 6/9/2009 12:56AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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World's Scariest License Plate Number...

Monday, June 08, 2009

World's Scariest License Plate Number...






You might try to pass her, but I sure wouldn't honk my horn.





  
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REDNECKFEMINIST 6/8/2009 10:47AM

    LOL

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BIGDAD1211 6/8/2009 10:22AM

    OH MY! I would not mess with this lady! LOL Great catch!


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LANEYSNANA 6/8/2009 9:56AM

    I like that! Wonder if someone has already used it in Texas..... emoticon

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MACMOM57 6/8/2009 7:11AM

    I love it. They need to tell her they have meds for that.

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BARB7983 6/8/2009 2:57AM

    Yes, I'm sure she does own the whole damn road...and no cop would EVER give her a ticket!!

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CRYSTALPISTOL2 6/8/2009 2:26AM

    Too funny!

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EX-WIMPIE 6/8/2009 2:25AM

    emoticon Too funny!

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DEBBIEANNE1124 6/8/2009 2:24AM

    Now that is scary!

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_MAOMAO_ 6/8/2009 2:23AM

  omg, it's an Oregon plate! I live here. I better watch out for that blazing woman!
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TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS:

Wednesday, June 03, 2009



I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess

Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try. Look at each word carefully. You'll surprise yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool.....

Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....scroll down.....



Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better too.

Have a great day!


  
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TRACEYLYNN33 6/5/2009 9:46PM

    this was cute!! I got it but I had to look at them a second time before I got it!! No I didn't peek.

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VIOLETTE1 6/5/2009 7:57PM

    I figured it out! Without peeking!

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SHEENADEE 6/5/2009 6:09PM

    LOL No wonder you didn't actually send it to me...I was clearly not smart enough to figure it out. Darn it! I enjoyed trying to figure it out; but didn't get it.

Thanks!

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REDNECKFEMINIST 6/4/2009 5:21AM

    Stumped me!

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LINDA! 6/4/2009 12:30AM

    emoticonLove it!

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MIZZMANDAMAC 6/3/2009 2:32PM

    I was stumped; but I forwarded it to my office buds! =]

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DEBBIEANNE1124 6/3/2009 12:28PM

    You are so very intelligent, tina!
LOL

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SVENTRELLA 6/3/2009 11:04AM

    Loved it!

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BUTTERFLYEMERGE 6/3/2009 10:44AM

    Too cute! Thanks for the laugh!!

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SIUGRD2 6/3/2009 10:35AM

    Hi!

That was great! Thank you for posting!

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