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Harlequin Novel?

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Subject: Updated Harlequin Novel

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into
a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He
approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring
voice close to my ear. "Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands
start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves,
slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so
experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a
slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt
his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he
cupped
my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my
shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although
I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This
is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to
taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man
who would look into my soul and say.....



"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."

  
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    I emoticon for my daily dose. : )

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    Pack vasaline for pre flight pat down. emoticon

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    That's about the way you feel when you fly now!! emoticon

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NASFKAB 6/17/2012 11:03PM

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TWEETYKC00 6/17/2012 8:45PM

    That's about it, too! lol.

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    emoticon So cute.

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    Never expected that! Very funny.

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MERRYMARY42 6/17/2012 5:04PM

    This is what I should expect my next flight? Oh My,

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    To fly or not to fly...That's the question. emoticon

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    emoticon emoticon Wasn't expecting that.

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    emoticonHilarious! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    Funny!

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The Last Nickel

Saturday, June 16, 2012



A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face..

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit, is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles, and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

‘No,' the woman replied. I'm with the IRS.'

  
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    Cute! Thanx for my daily dose! : )

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    emoticon I loved it. Laughing my butt off!!!

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    Bad, Bad, Bad. but I giggled

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ANGELWENDYMAMA 6/16/2012 10:28PM

    Disturbing!!! But amusing, too.


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    Classic, LOL!

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    Too funny

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    Yep they get your last nickel. emoticon

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    Oh NO!!!! LOL!!!! emoticon

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Thit No

Friday, June 15, 2012

Thank you margemf!

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

  
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INFLATED 6/19/2012 3:15AM

    This one quacked me up.

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    LOL LOL LOL

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    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

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MARGEMF 6/16/2012 1:02AM

    You are welcome Geri! : )

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    that is so bad, loved it

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    Cute!!!

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    emoticon Too cute! *hugs* BB~

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1CRAZYDOG 6/15/2012 11:11AM

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Pondering Minds

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Thank you again to SFRiend margemf. I've forgotten to give her credit for a several of my past blogs. Thank You!












I had amnesia once---or twice?
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I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart.

Now what?
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Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

And wear skirts.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,

he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,

and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?



  
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    You are quite welcome Geri. I'm glad you enjoy them & are able to share them. emoticon

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    Grumpy calls me a procrastinator which I'm not. Guess I'll get mad at her tomorrow or the next day or eventually emoticon

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    Thanks, again, for the giggles! You made my day with these tid bits!
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1CRAZYDOG 6/14/2012 6:29PM

    LOL -- gotta say, buffalo wings definitely do taste and look an awful lot like chicken! LOLOL Cracked me up.

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    Boy, you made my day!

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    Gigglefits! Love it!

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A Big Fat Groaner

Wednesday, June 13, 2012


A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....


MOL ASSES !

  
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MOMMA_BEAR_69 6/17/2012 3:55PM

    Really had me laughing out loud!!! Thank you.

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    A real groaner!

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    Great groaner!! Thanks for sharing.

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    groaner....(Love these)

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0309COOKIE 6/14/2012 12:37AM

    Aaaww, I thouight that one was cute!

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LOSTLIME 6/13/2012 7:50PM

    This is so cute! This is definitely a groaner. But I liked it.

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MERRYMARY42 6/13/2012 7:44PM

    That is real close to the first naughty joke I ever heard when I was a kid, and of course thought it was so funny and nasty. but I haven't changed, it is still funny.

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    Major groaner but a good one! lol.

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    Cute - Nothing wrong with "Groaners"!!! emoticon

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    HAHAHA!!! Too cute!

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CHANGEISGOOD 6/13/2012 10:57AM

    Soooo funny! I love it!


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