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Elderly Man

Sunday, October 02, 2011


An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.
The man replies, I am going to a three hour lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and family life.
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife".



  
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SHARJOPAUL 10/3/2011 10:27AM

    LOL

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ROBBIE53 10/3/2011 7:35AM

    I'm sure many women have given that lecture.

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INFLATED 10/3/2011 1:33AM

    I suppose there are many that hear this lecture.

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SENATOR9 10/3/2011 1:09AM

    emoticonI know how he feels

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1CRAZYDOG 10/2/2011 9:40PM

    At least he's ready, right!

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IDLETYME 10/2/2011 7:19PM

    I'll bet he has heard that lecture before!!! emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 10/2/2011 6:13PM

    I will definitely e-mail this to my husband, love it.

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BONDMANUS2002 10/2/2011 12:43PM

  yes

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New Supermarket

Saturday, October 01, 2011



A while ago a new supermarket opened in our Suburb.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.




I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.


  
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INFLATED 10/3/2011 1:34AM

    Lol!

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SENATOR9 10/2/2011 9:24AM

    emoticon

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ROBBIE53 10/2/2011 9:10AM

    funny!

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COOKWITHME65 10/2/2011 12:21AM

    emoticon Thanks for sharing.

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CYNTHIAMINUS40 10/1/2011 9:50PM

    good one!

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1CRAZYDOG 10/1/2011 8:48PM

    I so enjoy your sense of humor. I look forward to a good laugh. Thank you!

Hope you had a great Saturday and got the chance to relax. That's on my agenda for tomorrow . . . I hope!

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MERRYMARY42 10/1/2011 6:23PM

    great blog, I love it, you give me my daily smile

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RURABE 10/1/2011 2:44PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon
Rick

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IDLETYME 10/1/2011 1:44PM

    That's a riot - made me laugh out loud! emoticon emoticon

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LADYBUG546 10/1/2011 1:05PM

    no doubt...our Coop grocery store has the produce one however none of the rest lol


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CRYSTAL8488 10/1/2011 12:57PM

    LoL, I don't think I would either!! Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh today. emoticon

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Never Try to Outsmart a Woman!

Friday, September 30, 2011

A man calls home to his wife,
and says, "Honey, I have been

asked to fly to Canada with

my boss and several of his

friends for fishing..





We'll be gone for a long weekend.

This is a good opportunity for me to

get that promotion I've been wanting

so could you please pack enough

clothes for a 3 day weekend....





And also would you get out my rod

and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the

office and I will swing by the house

to pick my things up..



Oh! And please pack my new navy

blue silk pajamas..”





The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd,

but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked.



Following the long weekend he came home

a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks

if he caught many fish?





He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some

Bass, and a few Pike.”



He said “but why didn't you pack my

new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”





You'll love the answer.


The wife replies,



"I did, they're in your tackle box".



Never,

Never,

Never

try to outsmart a woman!!!



  
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WILSON425 10/4/2011 4:42PM

    Rolling on the floor. Thanks.

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WILSON425 10/4/2011 4:42PM

    Rolling on the floor. Thanks.

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INFLATED 10/3/2011 1:33AM

    Good detective work, lol!

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ROBBIE53 10/2/2011 9:08AM

    This one is great!

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SHARJOPAUL 10/1/2011 9:25AM

    LOL

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SENATOR9 9/30/2011 9:51PM

    Oh oh the wife again emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 9/30/2011 5:34PM

    That is a good one, love it.

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SKEETOR 9/30/2011 2:59PM

    emoticon

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IDLETYME 9/30/2011 11:34AM

    Somebody is in big trouble!! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 9/30/2011 11:17AM

    Oh yeah!!!

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CHIEF_GEEK 9/30/2011 11:16AM

    Funny one.
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AMANDASHRINKING 9/30/2011 11:15AM

    ooooohhhhh wow

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Cell Phone

Thursday, September 29, 2011



· A man was in a locker room, changing after playing golf. Suddenly, his phone rang. He put it on speaker for the rest of the guys to hear.... "Hey hun!" A woman said. "Hey babe." The man said. "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?" The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you." "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars." "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied. "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said. "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!" "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!" "Bye." He shut the phone. Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief. Then the man said.... "Does anyone know whose phone this is?





  
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ROBBIE53 9/30/2011 8:01AM

    OMG! This one is great!

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MERRYMARY42 9/29/2011 9:59PM

    could be a problem for someone soon, huh

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IDLETYME 9/29/2011 1:21PM

    O-OHHHHH!
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SENATOR9 9/29/2011 11:33AM

    Great one emoticon

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MOMTO3CUTEBOYS 9/29/2011 11:30AM

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

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FVHORVATH 9/29/2011 11:20AM

    OMG! Love it! I look forward to your blogs!

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THETURTLEBEAR 9/29/2011 11:16AM

    HA HA! I need to try that some time!

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Larry is in The Hospital

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Larry Is In The Hospital . . . .....

Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.”

“Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.”

“Three, I like how money feels in my hand.”

“And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in Mount Sinai Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

  
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WILSON425 9/29/2011 10:48PM

    Larry is right where he belongs.

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ROBBIE53 9/29/2011 7:25AM

    Larry was thinking with the wrong head, lol

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VENISEW1 9/28/2011 10:21PM

    emoticon

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RORYLYONS 9/28/2011 9:45PM

    How hilarious is this.... emoticon

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FVHORVATH 9/28/2011 1:48PM

    Thanks for share this one! I loved it! Will have to remember to show this to hubby!

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NEW-CAZ 9/28/2011 1:40PM

    LMREO

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NEWHEARTSTART 9/28/2011 1:28PM

    I think Larry may have overestimated his worth.

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THETURTLEBEAR 9/28/2011 12:08PM

    Poor Larry! HA HA HA!

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MERRYMARY42 9/28/2011 12:00PM

    I will share this one with my DH, I am sure he will like it too

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SENATOR9 9/28/2011 11:51AM

    No comment emoticon

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TAGSUIT2 9/28/2011 10:48AM

    emoticon Poor larry, that's what happen when men thinks with their second head emoticon instead of their first one. emoticon

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IDLETYME 9/28/2011 10:43AM

    He's lucky he made it to the hospital!!! emoticon

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MRE1956 9/28/2011 10:24AM

    Oh, hoh, HOH!!!!! Whoa, nelly! No wonder he's in critical care!

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BIGDAD1211 9/28/2011 10:17AM

    LMBO!!! That is great!!

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