Try This

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Try this test:

While sitting, raise your right foot off the ground. Make circles with your foot going clock wise.

Now, with your right arm up, draw a number 6 in the air. Your foot will automatically switch directions. There is nothing you can do to prevent this.

Admit it, you tried it again!

  

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INFLATED 10/8/2011 11:32PM

I you start the six where it joins together and go in the same direction (clockwise), you can do it. Report Inappropriate Comment

WELLNESSME09 10/6/2011 1:00PM

Tried it, and it made me laugh...so true! Report Inappropriate Comment

THAIBEAUKITTY 10/6/2011 10:05AM

That's cool! Thanks! Report Inappropriate Comment

MOTLEM 10/6/2011 12:52AM

Lol, haven't tried that since I was a kid and it's 'still' the same. Report Inappropriate Comment

ROBBIE53 10/5/2011 8:11PM

you are so right, can't do it Report Inappropriate Comment

PHEBESS 10/5/2011 7:22PM

Oh hey, I can't even manage the whole six - my hand just kept going in circles!!!!!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

MILLISMA 10/5/2011 6:39PM

My kids pulled this on my one time. We kept trying and failing and just got laughing so hard. Thanks for the reminder! hugs....Mary Anne Report Inappropriate Comment

CRAZYDOGLADYBO 10/5/2011 5:27PM

Ok, I tried and failed Report Inappropriate Comment

MERRYMARY42 10/5/2011 4:32PM

strange but true, but I have seen a couple people that could do this, but for sure not me. Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 10/5/2011 2:38PM

Very cute! Report Inappropriate Comment

FOOTEWORK 10/5/2011 1:53PM

You are SO right. Report Inappropriate Comment

NEW-CAZ 10/5/2011 1:07PM

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JSALERNO 10/5/2011 12:28PM

CAN IT BE DONE? NOT BY ME. Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 10/5/2011 12:20PM

You got me laughing I tried it 6 time no wait 7 fail again I can do it if I draw a 7 Report Inappropriate Comment

CYNTHIAMINUS40 10/5/2011 11:29AM

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1CRAZYDOG 10/5/2011 11:29AM

I admit it . . . I did try again . . . failed! LOL Report Inappropriate Comment

The Outhouse Poem

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground.

No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.

"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.

With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.

With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.

She missed the foot log - jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.

She tripped and fell - got up, and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.

He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tike,
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.

And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"

  

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MARJORIEWRIGHT 5/30/2012 12:17PM

That was great!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

ROBBIE53 10/5/2011 8:09PM

cute! Report Inappropriate Comment

1CRAZYDOG 10/5/2011 11:31AM

Help! My sides hurt from laughing!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

INFLATED 10/5/2011 12:42AM

I am laughing so hard. LOL, if it were true, can you imagine what they were standing in? When I was a teenager, I lived beside a lake. Some people only visited their cabins on the weekends and had a home somewhere else. I met a couple of kids and we decided to boobie trap the outhouse. A souvenir shop sold things called "whiskey pops" which were little explosives in the shape of a jug. We filled a balloon with water and put it on the outhouse door and left the door ajar. Then we rigged a whiskey pop to the end of the balloon so that when the door was pulled open, it would be set off and the person would be drenched with water. We also pulled over a sapling and tied a rope snare to it. The loop in the rope was laid on the path to the outhouse and the tree tied, so that when it was cut loose, it would pull the snare around the foot of the person that stepped into it. As the sun set, one of the kids went and told their Mom that there was a bat in the outhouse. She came out of the cabin with a butcher knife and headed toward the outhouse. We sprung the tree and the rope caught her foot but didn't really pull it out from under her. She got that off and proceeded to the outhouse, pulled open the door and got drenched. By that time, I was hightailing it for our house. When I think back to it, it is amazes me that she didn't hurt herself with the knife. Report Inappropriate Comment

MERRYMARY42 10/4/2011 10:37PM

oh my goodness Report Inappropriate Comment

NATARSHAD 10/4/2011 1:48PM

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SENATOR9 10/4/2011 12:00PM

Probably scare her half to death Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 10/4/2011 11:34AM

I knew something was coming but couldn't figure out what! That's cute!! Report Inappropriate Comment

FVHORVATH 10/4/2011 11:22AM

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Murphy's Other Laws

Monday, October 03, 2011

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.


4. A day without sunshine is like, well. Night.


5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.


10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.


12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.


13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.


15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

  

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ROBBIE53 10/5/2011 8:06PM

love it! Report Inappropriate Comment

WILSON425 10/4/2011 4:39PM

I LIKED THEM ALL BUT THE ONE ABOUT DRINKING BEER IN THE BOAT WAS PRICELESS! Report Inappropriate Comment

CARRIE535 10/4/2011 12:48PM

SO funny! Report Inappropriate Comment

CORNERKICK 10/4/2011 2:31AM

I think #10 is my favorite! Report Inappropriate Comment

NYARAMULA 10/4/2011 1:28AM

Great! Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

MERRYMARY42 10/3/2011 10:56PM

great, that no. 2 is a fro sure Report Inappropriate Comment

INFLATED 10/3/2011 5:58PM

Lol at these, they are right on the money. Report Inappropriate Comment

AMANDASHRINKING 10/3/2011 12:39PM

love it Report Inappropriate Comment

THETURTLEBEAR 10/3/2011 11:25AM

Ha ha - so true, right? Report Inappropriate Comment

1CRAZYDOG 10/3/2011 11:22AM

SOOO many truths! LOL Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 10/3/2011 10:44AM

So true! Thanks for reminding us!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

ALICIA214 10/3/2011 10:39AM

Love it Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 10/3/2011 10:39AM

Those were great Report Inappropriate Comment

Elderly Man

Sunday, October 02, 2011

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.
The man replies, I am going to a three hour lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and family life.
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife".

  

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SHARJOPAUL 10/3/2011 10:27AM

LOL Report Inappropriate Comment

ROBBIE53 10/3/2011 7:35AM

I'm sure many women have given that lecture. Report Inappropriate Comment

INFLATED 10/3/2011 1:33AM

I suppose there are many that hear this lecture. Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 10/3/2011 1:09AM

I know how he feels Report Inappropriate Comment

1CRAZYDOG 10/2/2011 9:40PM

At least he's ready, right! Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 10/2/2011 7:19PM

I'll bet he has heard that lecture before!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

MERRYMARY42 10/2/2011 6:13PM

I will definitely e-mail this to my husband, love it. Report Inappropriate Comment

BONDMANUS2002 10/2/2011 12:43PM

yes Report Inappropriate Comment

New Supermarket

Saturday, October 01, 2011

A while ago a new supermarket opened in our Suburb.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.




I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

  

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INFLATED 10/3/2011 1:34AM

Lol! Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 10/2/2011 9:24AM

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ROBBIE53 10/2/2011 9:10AM

funny! Report Inappropriate Comment

COOKWITHME65 10/2/2011 12:21AM

Thanks for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment

CYNTHIAMINUS40 10/1/2011 9:50PM

good one! Report Inappropriate Comment

1CRAZYDOG 10/1/2011 8:48PM

I so enjoy your sense of humor. I look forward to a good laugh. Thank you! Hope you had a great Saturday and got the chance to relax. That's on my agenda for tomorrow . . . I hope! Report Inappropriate Comment

MERRYMARY42 10/1/2011 6:23PM

great blog, I love it, you give me my daily smile Report Inappropriate Comment

RURABE 10/1/2011 2:44PM

Rick Report Inappropriate Comment

IDLETYME 10/1/2011 1:44PM

That's a riot - made me laugh out loud! Report Inappropriate Comment

LADYBUG546 10/1/2011 1:05PM

no doubt...our Coop grocery store has the produce one however none of the rest lol Report Inappropriate Comment

CRYSTAL8488 10/1/2011 12:57PM

LoL, I don't think I would either!! Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh today. Report Inappropriate Comment