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Two Dumb Roofers

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Thank you margemf:


Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea said Larry. Well throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you thing, Im stupid? I have and idea said Joe. Ill shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light. What, do you think Im stupid? Youll just turn off the flashlight when Im halfway there.




Independence
Independence is a great gift. Use it to your best ability. If you use others to hold you up, you will never learn to live for yourself, and you will always need someone else to do everything for you.





  
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Checkup

Friday, October 10, 2014

Thank you margemf:

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

  
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    Uh oh . . . that's not going to work out well!!

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--KREN 10/10/2014 2:52PM

    Geri,
I went back and read many of your previous blogs.
Just want you to know I've subscribed to your blog so I don't miss any of the funny, senseless, silly things you post, lol.

You get me through some hard times.

Karen

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Bats

Thursday, October 09, 2014




















Did you know this about bats?









The newsletter from, "The Texas Gardener Seeds" said:
Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals.


Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly,


and bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are.





Need another reason?
Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests.





Our planet is populated with many bizarre and astonishing creatures.


Here are three from the Bat Family...



Sucker-footed Bat


Red-Winged Fruit Bat


Left-Winged Ding Bat

So 2 out of 3 Bats have a useful purpose!


If we could just train him to eat mosquitoes..


Or do anything useful...









  
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    Probably just as well the photos got lost in translation...
This way we can picture our own version of the
Left-Winged Ding Bat !!!

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Confession?

Wednesday, October 08, 2014


A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.



A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited (thank goodness most Catholics have a wonderful sense of humor!)



I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.



The very first person who entered my confessional told me:

He had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.

He had stolen money from his parent

Embezzled from his employer

Had an affair with his bosss wife

Had sex with his bosss 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions

Taken illegal drugs

Had several homosexual affairs

Was arrested several times for public nudity and

Gave VD to his sister.



I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.



Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:



Ill never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician. In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.

  
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Psychopath Test

Friday, September 26, 2014

Luckily I didn't answer right!




Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question.
It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do








A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister..

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below)









Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer.. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you..

  
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 9/27/2014 1:52PM

    Just one of those times when it is RIGHT to be WRONG

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    Whew!! I didn't know!

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    Sure glad I was wrong!

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    Yay! I'm either not a psychopath, or I'm a stupid one, because I didn't get the answer either.

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    Sadly, I got this one right.

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46SHADOW 9/26/2014 7:18PM

    Wow! just reading "confessions of a sociopath "and started it today! What are the chances!

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