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Don't Flush, Don't Flush!!!!

Tuesday, September 24, 2013



A young, religious Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred.

Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up. She was very skinny, and when she sat down, she literally fell in! She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to extricate her. In this process they removed her night gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently visible between her splayed legs.

Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem. When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.

Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his yarmulke, over his wife's exposed privates.

The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:
"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner."


  
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    Well that one was unusual !

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    Literally LOL!

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    Hahahaha~ loved it, Jules! BB~ emoticon

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BESCATS 9/24/2013 2:26PM

    Boy, she must have been VERY skinny. I think she needs to eat a little more so it doesn't happen again. emoticon

Visualization was interesting........ emoticon for the morning smile !!

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    OH MY!

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    lol, good one!

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    Loved this one... emoticon emoticon

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  funny where did you get that?

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PAMBWS 9/24/2013 7:30AM

    Too, too funny. Thank goodness I did not have a coffee in my hand!


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LODESTONE 9/24/2013 7:23AM

    Oh my!! chuckle, snort, belly laughing!

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GARDENCHRIS 9/24/2013 7:19AM

    oh my...... you are soooooo bad! LOLOLOLOL

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Dog's Delight Part Fifteen

Monday, September 23, 2013



































  
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PCOH051610 9/28/2013 7:24AM

    Timmy! OMG, I'm dying here from laughter

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JANET552 9/25/2013 6:48AM

    I pushed Timmy -- ROFL!!

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HICKOK-HALEY 9/25/2013 4:13AM

    Ohhhhhhhh, the last one lol

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CHERIRIDDELL 9/25/2013 12:46AM

    Dog ones are my favourite !

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TIME4COFFEE 9/24/2013 10:34AM

    I especially like the pug with googly eyes!


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SUGARBABY60 9/23/2013 11:18PM

    The corgi is funny

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KAYDE53 9/23/2013 9:07PM

    hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes, but I so hate it when they groom standard poodle's in those frou-frou do's, even the poor males!!! I like them in the natural state with a trim when necessary!! poor thing!! emoticon

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    emoticon Enjoyed them all. Especially love the one about Timmy and the well. emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/23/2013 5:49PM

    Wonderful!

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    Love these! Your blogs make my day! emoticon emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 9/23/2013 3:07PM

    So good. Thanks for sharing.

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TEXASFILLY 9/23/2013 2:46PM

    emoticon Being a cat lover, I've gotta say I love 'em all~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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MARYANN2323 9/23/2013 1:10PM

    Lassie gets revenge! lol.

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IDLETYME 9/23/2013 1:01PM

    My favorite is the fourth one! Like them all!!! emoticon

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    These are all great.........but Lassie........ emoticon emoticon

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PAMBWS 9/23/2013 11:08AM

    Too funny...I love the peanut butter jar!

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LJOYCE55 9/23/2013 10:43AM

  So love that lassie toon. Thanks.

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    lol

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  Thanks for the mprning chuckle.

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    Oh, that poor poodle! The rest are really cute!
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LODESTONE 9/23/2013 8:01AM

    And now we know.... Timmy wasn't that clumsy! hahahahahaha

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    I needed some laughs.

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LAC936 9/23/2013 7:55AM

    That Corgi has such a long tongue ... wow! AND that poor poodle, how could they do that to the poor dog, even if it is pampered beyond normal.
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CAT609 9/23/2013 7:44AM

    Good ones!

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GARDENCHRIS 9/23/2013 7:16AM

    to funny!

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Cat Man Do Part Sixteen

Sunday, September 22, 2013



































  
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    My day is not complete till I check out your blog.

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    Love those, thanks Jules!

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  Thank you I hadn't smiled like that yet today.

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LITTLEWIND53 9/22/2013 6:58PM

    They are all great, but must say I love the idea of the iron Chef Kitten (although I think the end product is a foregone conclusion ---- A MESS, lol)

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/22/2013 12:57PM

    One of my cats got in my face yesterday, purring. As soon as she got all the way up, she sneezed in my face - then lixked it off. Eww, but loving.

My dogs know I'm easily amused - I drew eyebrows on them the other day. Took a lot longer to clean them off!

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GARDENCHRIS 9/22/2013 12:52PM

    my cat jumped on my head this morning to be feed!

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    They're great!

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    These were great

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    A bunch of funnies today- emoticon emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 9/22/2013 10:03AM

    Hahahaha~ love 'em all, Jules! That poor li'l puss all shaven 'n shorn~ HA! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/22/2013 9:03AM

    i'll never go to the beauty parlor ever again

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PCOH051610 9/22/2013 8:56AM

    Such characters!

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    Game of thrones, lol.


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JANET552 9/22/2013 7:58AM

    Very funny!! I love that last picture.

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PAMBWS 9/22/2013 7:47AM

    All funny stuff, but 'My owner is easily amused'...well, I think I would fit in that category.

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Made Me Laugh Part 10

Saturday, September 21, 2013























  
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CHERIRIDDELL 9/23/2013 12:17AM

    Loved the Vulcan of love !

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    Don't have a favourite....all very funny! emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 9/21/2013 10:40PM

    Some really good one there, and I love the Star Trek ones!

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    knee slapping good!

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WINE4GIRL 9/21/2013 6:14PM

    Then you jump on the counter and have a counter-fit!
The bread one did get a rise out of me!

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GERIKRAGH 9/21/2013 1:48PM

    It must be an age thing! I didn't get most of them.

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TWEETYKC00 9/21/2013 1:09PM

    giggle time!

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OLDERDANDRT 9/21/2013 12:56PM

    LMBO!!!!! Great!

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/21/2013 10:53AM

    Loved both Star Trek spoofs (esp They call me the Vulcan of Love)

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GARDENCHRIS 9/21/2013 10:53AM

    you are to funny..... make me smile everyday!

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PDSLIM 9/21/2013 10:31AM

    I named my cat Tribble. Like the character(s) he purred lots & ate lots. But was fixed, so no Tribble Jrs:)

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TEXASFILLY 9/21/2013 9:52AM

    YAY the tribbles! *LOL* Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/21/2013 8:41AM

    well, flerperty my foomty!

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MARYJOANNA 9/21/2013 7:23AM

  Very clever!

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ROX525 9/21/2013 7:13AM

    Favorite is the exacto knife!

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LODESTONE 9/21/2013 6:36AM

    Snagging the Star Trek Spoof! I love Tribbles!

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MAGGIEVAN 9/21/2013 6:29AM

    I loved the one on yeast turning bad as my hubby is baking our bread. We both had a smile!

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Somebody Forgot To Tell Me Arrrrrrrgggghhhh

Friday, September 20, 2013

Yesterday was the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so even though I'm a little late, I will still celebrate it!



































  
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PCOH051610 9/22/2013 9:00AM

    Sunken chest! Too funny

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CHERIRIDDELL 9/21/2013 12:29AM

    Aaaarsome !

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LITTLEWIND53 9/20/2013 11:56PM

    The pictures are absolutely great, but I get such a kick out of the captioning on each picture. They are so funny. Thanks for the chuckle.....

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    Loved em!

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    Those are great, Jules! emoticon

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    Ho ho, ho! And a bag of catnip!

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    Love these......yarrrr!!!! ((HUGS))

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KELLIE453 9/20/2013 9:58AM

    Too cute....thanks for sharing!!!! LOL or ARRRRRRRRRRR

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CALIFSHEWOLF 9/20/2013 9:54AM

    Ye walk the plank for some of those, matey!

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    Don't know why but I like the Sunken Chest - just struck me funny! have a super weekend!!! emoticon

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WISHICOULDFLY 9/20/2013 9:03AM

    heh heh! Love it!

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WISHICOULDFLY 9/20/2013 9:03AM

    heh heh! Love it!

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    What we do to our poor kitties for our entertainment ... emoticon

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    some of those should have been rated aarrggg! lol

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PAMBWS 9/20/2013 7:50AM

    Too funny...loved them all.

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    All I can say is Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggg!
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    Gotta love those pirates.

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GARDENCHRIS 9/20/2013 7:08AM

    those were bad! LOLOLOL!!

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    I missed it too. emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 9/20/2013 6:01AM

    Wanna see my Jolly Roger? Shiver me timbers indeed! emoticon emoticon BB~ emoticon

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    aaaaar! mateys.. have a great day!

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/20/2013 5:30AM

    hi jules! sleep tight, I just got up!

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/20/2013 5:14AM

    that's georgie's song:

let MEOW tof the house or i'll pee everywhere...

sung to the tune of nabucco's prisoners' choir



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