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Animal Antics Part Thirteen

Thursday, September 05, 2013



































  
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LIBBYG7 9/6/2013 9:55AM

    yeaah!!!!!!!

Libby

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IDLETYME 9/6/2013 9:43AM

    I like the parents sleeping problem!!!! All cute emoticon

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LEW0213 9/6/2013 8:21AM

    Ahhhh. It's a toss up for me between "Stop,,,Just Stop" and the kids in the bed. I would love to tell some people that the more they talk, the stupider they sound. Just loved these, Jules. Thanks!

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/6/2013 8:04AM

    Awwww!

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LOUIE-LILY 9/6/2013 7:50AM

    emoticon Adorable - Don't know which I'd choose as my favorite! Thanks Jules!

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CHERIRIDDELL 9/5/2013 11:45PM

    Good Ones !

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GOOZLEBEAR 9/5/2013 11:04PM

    Those are so funny!!!! emoticon

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IAMWINNING 9/5/2013 7:01PM

    LOVE THEM! "They still do not suspect I'm a mere cat" emoticon ROTFL!!

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MILLISMA 9/5/2013 6:52PM

    The mommy and baby kitten is priceless!!!

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PCOH051610 9/5/2013 4:14PM

    I woke my husband up from a nap I laughed that hard! emoticon

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LJOYCE55 9/5/2013 12:21PM

  The soggy cat is the best.

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JANET552 9/5/2013 11:36AM

    Love the sleeping kitties.

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OLDERDANDRT 9/5/2013 11:15AM

    These are wonderful!! I can relate to the parent sleeping with the kids (s) !!! My DS (when he was little) would throw one leg over me. Didn't matter that he didn't have the whole bed to himself, but he slept like it was!! hehe Thanks for these!! ((HUGS))

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PDSLIM 9/5/2013 9:48AM

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PAMBWS 9/5/2013 9:14AM

    OMG...way too funny.

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LAC936 9/5/2013 8:03AM

    The disco turtle was funny ... John Shellvolta

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LODESTONE 9/5/2013 6:53AM

    too good to just have one favorite! they ring so true!

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DARJR50 9/5/2013 6:16AM

  ROTFLMAQ!!!!!!

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TEXASFILLY 9/5/2013 5:52AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon BB~

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JANUT57 9/5/2013 5:47AM

  Enjoyed! emoticon

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ROX525 9/5/2013 5:33AM

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/5/2013 5:32AM

    yeah, I've always wanted three pet elephants.

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TWEETYKC00 9/5/2013 5:31AM

    love them!

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It's Raining Cats and Dogs Part Four

Wednesday, September 04, 2013



































  
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ROX525 9/5/2013 5:34AM

    Really cute ....

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_CYNDY55_ 9/5/2013 12:36AM

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FLEMIDG 9/5/2013 12:13AM

    Thanks for making me smile. Hope you're having a great week.

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IAMWINNING 9/4/2013 7:23PM

    Love 'em all!

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SUGARBABY60 9/4/2013 4:17PM

    Ok, I'm trying to keep a straight face....it's not working emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 9/4/2013 4:07PM

    Very cute.

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/4/2013 3:57PM

    Love Littlefoot!

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PCOH051610 9/4/2013 3:32PM

    Loved them all! Feel like the cat in the basket myself!

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LJOYCE55 9/4/2013 1:57PM

  Love the new years eve cat!

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MARGARITTM 9/4/2013 1:38PM

    We have a couple of fox (and kits) around here and my pets are pretty useless too!

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OLDERDANDRT 9/4/2013 1:21PM

    These are all so wonderful!!! Nothing cuter than sleeping critters and critters with babies, but I think the fox and the hound take the cake!!! LOL!!! ((HUGS)))

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JEANNETTE59 9/4/2013 10:37AM

  Everyone is a winner emoticon

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0309COOKIE 9/4/2013 10:03AM

    Cute pics!

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IDLETYME 9/4/2013 9:33AM

    I think the dog and baby have a good plan!!!
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LODESTONE 9/4/2013 9:08AM

    Can appreciate the former matched set! All cuties...

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KATHRYNLP 9/4/2013 9:00AM

    Loved that fox hound... emoticon

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LEW0213 9/4/2013 8:52AM

    The cat in the basket gets my most favorite vote this morning. LOL!
Thanks Jules!

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LOUIE-LILY 9/4/2013 8:08AM

    Love them all - but especially Sasquatch emoticon
and New Year's Resolution . . . and long weekend . . . oh, all of them are great!
Thanks!
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LAC936 9/4/2013 8:00AM

    These were great. Especially liked the dog and baby. emoticon

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ELMA1913 9/4/2013 7:58AM

    These are great! Thanks for the smiles. emoticon

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PAMBWS 9/4/2013 7:36AM

    Wonderful start to my day!

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JANET552 9/4/2013 7:26AM

    Cute!

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CAT609 9/4/2013 7:18AM

    Awesome!!

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/4/2013 7:10AM

    oh they are so hoomin

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TEXASFILLY 9/4/2013 7:05AM

    emoticon I'm right there with those kitties on exhaustion! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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KELLIE453 9/4/2013 6:13AM

    Absolutely wonderful....good laugh for hubby and I this morning!! Thanks for sharing.

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Cat Man Do Part Fifteen

Monday, September 02, 2013



































  
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CALIFSHEWOLF 9/6/2013 11:48AM

    I can never get enough funny cat pictures. By the way, happy birthday, my friend!

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IAMWINNING 9/2/2013 8:54PM

    I laughed out loud so much I had to forward these to my DH so Grumpy could laugh too. emoticon

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LJOYCE55 9/2/2013 7:18PM

  Love the shredder kitchen cat.

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MARGARITTM 9/2/2013 4:00PM

    Adoraable

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SUGARBABY60 9/2/2013 2:48PM

    Another day, another laugh! You make so many people happy Jules , thanks.

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MILLISMA 9/2/2013 2:05PM

    These are all so cute. I've seen the kitty with the apron at the counter before and that just cracks me up!!!!

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OLDERDANDRT 9/2/2013 1:42PM

    The Cheez-it kittie should belong to my DS!!! They'd get along famously!! Love all of these!! Thanks, my friend!! (((HUGS)))

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/2/2013 12:36PM

    Max is SO like my Shasta - she grabs at my arm to get me up to feed her!

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JEANNETTE59 9/2/2013 11:09AM

  These are all emoticon emoticon emoticon

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0309COOKIE 9/2/2013 10:48AM

    Cute blog!

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JEWELMAKER1 9/2/2013 10:29AM

    Happy Labor Day! Hope you are enjoying your day!

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PAMBWS 9/2/2013 10:28AM

    As always...a wonderful selection.

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LEW0213 9/2/2013 10:00AM

    Loved them all. Thanks, Jules.

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IDLETYME 9/2/2013 10:00AM

    They are all cute - my favorite today is "nom de bloom"! Hope you are having a super weekend! emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 9/2/2013 9:29AM

    Delightful!

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LODESTONE 9/2/2013 9:12AM

    Loved them! emoticon

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PCOH051610 9/2/2013 9:12AM

    Ha! Loved them all

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MEGAMOM134 9/2/2013 9:02AM

    The cat just grabbed my arm to drag me to my job of feeding her. I can relate to them all, funny.

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LOUIE-LILY 9/2/2013 8:42AM

    Don't we all recognize that face over the newspaper - LOL - They just can't resist interrupting reading - How dare you pay attention to something other than MEEEE!!!
Thanks Jules - wonderful - as usual :)
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WINE4GIRL 9/2/2013 8:08AM

    Never know what you're going to come up with next!
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LAC936 9/2/2013 8:01AM

    Soooooo cute

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/2/2013 7:46AM

    ha ha! my original sunshine was a balloon-popper, too!

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TEXASFILLY 9/2/2013 7:36AM

    *LOL* Love those kitty cats, Jules! Thanks, doll! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/2/2013 4:56AM

    cute ones!

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It's Raining Cats and Dogs Part Three

Sunday, September 01, 2013



































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 9/2/2013 12:39PM

    I feed my critters from pop-top cans, but they still have the can opener reflex!

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PCOH051610 9/2/2013 9:14AM

    Again, I love all of these! emoticon

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_CYNDY55_ 9/2/2013 12:41AM

    emoticon Tuna disposal emoticon
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CHERIRIDDELL 9/1/2013 11:44PM

    Great job!

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CAT609 9/1/2013 11:44PM

    Love them.

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KAYDE53 9/1/2013 11:40PM

    loved these especially death ray, feet, & tuna disposal!! emoticon

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SKINNYROBIN100 9/1/2013 10:17PM

    LOVED the ray of death and the tuna here bag!

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WINE4GIRL 9/1/2013 8:26PM

    The rottie in the hat is hilarious!
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MARGARITTM 9/1/2013 7:49PM

    sweet

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IAMWINNING 9/1/2013 7:33PM

    emoticon emoticon I'm still laughing so hard I can hardly type! These are priceless!

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MARYANN2323 9/1/2013 3:28PM

    I had one of those canopener cats! lol.

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SHARJOPAUL 9/1/2013 1:24PM

    Love them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LAC936 9/1/2013 12:59PM

    All cute, but liked the feet on the bed

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LJOYCE55 9/1/2013 12:45PM

  Love the blind groomer joke.

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PDSLIM 9/1/2013 12:11PM

    canopener - that's my Baggy, except he's black.

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SUGARBABY60 9/1/2013 11:36AM

    It's deffinitely a rottie. And the corgie that's all done in , not to mention the noisey tail wagger...all winners!

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0309COOKIE 9/1/2013 10:41AM

    Love the one with the feet and all the pups in the sunshine.

Happy September 1st!

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JEANNETTE59 9/1/2013 10:35AM

  You had me at Tuna Disposal emoticon

All winners emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 9/1/2013 10:24AM

    I have a grooming appointment for Alex on Thursday...I hope it's not the "stylist" of your last picture!

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MILLISMA 9/1/2013 10:07AM

    The tuna disposal could be PolyDactyl!!!! Wherever there's a ray of sunshine, you will find a furbaby....that is such a great picture.

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OLDERDANDRT 9/1/2013 9:11AM

    These are all so wonderfully cute!!! That said, I think "tuna disposal" is super funny!!! Thanks for this Sunday morning pick-me-up!!! (((HUGS)))

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LOUIE-LILY 9/1/2013 9:09AM

    LOL - all good - Great way to start Sunday morning - Thanks!
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KATHRYNLP 9/1/2013 9:07AM

    That Rottie looks like a Dobie to me.. emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 9/1/2013 8:34AM

    Hahahaha~ the sunbeam (ray of death~ emoticon) slayed me~ Thanks, Jules! emoticon BB~ emoticon

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IDLETYME 9/1/2013 8:27AM

    Thanks a bunch for the grins! I appreciate all of your work getting these together!
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PAMBWS 9/1/2013 8:04AM

    Too funny. You find the best pix! Thank-you.

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JEWELMAKER1 9/1/2013 7:33AM

    Another week of furry smiles...is there any better way to start the day?!!!

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/1/2013 7:00AM

    my cat sunshine wakes me up by making as much noise as possible-- biting paper and boxes to doilies. because he wants breakfast. hell with 'because i love you'...

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ROX525 9/1/2013 6:39AM

    love the feet and the dogs in the son especially

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Funny Bank Robbery, But Ewwwwwwww!! Adults Only!!

Saturday, August 31, 2013

This is from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."

  
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BARBANNA 9/2/2013 8:30PM

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PCOH051610 9/2/2013 9:16AM

    Jules! Gross, but you still made me laugh!

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SHARJOPAUL 9/1/2013 1:57PM

    lol

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_CYNDY55_ 9/1/2013 1:11AM

    😚ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/31/2013 11:34PM

    Oh dear

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MARGARITTM 8/31/2013 7:21PM

    EWWWWWWW

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BESCATS 8/31/2013 6:39PM

    Swallowed hard on this one. Ewwwww !!

Adults only, wouldn't want to explain this one to a kid. emoticon

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LAC936 8/31/2013 3:05PM

    Wow! I'm at a loss for words. Ewwwwww is as good as any.

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SUGARBABY60 8/31/2013 12:32PM

    Now this story is a little hard to swallow! emoticon
Facts mame, just the facts!

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SHERYLP461 8/31/2013 11:43AM

    emoticon yuck!

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TEXASFILLY 8/31/2013 10:27AM

    emoticon Nothing like stupid criminals~! emoticon BB~

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JEANNETTE59 8/31/2013 10:21AM

  emoticon Didn't see it coming emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 8/31/2013 10:14AM

    Gack!

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MILLISMA 8/31/2013 10:01AM

    emoticon I agree...ewwwwwwwwww!

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LEW0213 8/31/2013 9:56AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Me too! emoticon

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LJOYCE55 8/31/2013 9:49AM

  So clever.

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PEEDLE 8/31/2013 9:36AM

    No way do I believe this really happened; someone's doing some leg-pulling!
Funny, though.

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WINE4GIRL 8/31/2013 9:34AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Gross!

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IDLETYME 8/31/2013 9:29AM

    It really was EWWWW but it served them right - crime doesn't pay!!!! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/31/2013 8:46AM

    Ewwwww!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/31/2013 8:32AM

    Gross! *snicker* urgh

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JANET552 8/31/2013 7:52AM

    It made me laugh but it also made me say ewwww!

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/31/2013 7:34AM

  Gross, but funny!

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PAMBWS 8/31/2013 7:33AM

    EEwwwwwwwwwwww, but really funny!

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LODESTONE 8/31/2013 7:25AM

    I'll second Ewwwwwww!

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KATHRYNLP 8/31/2013 7:17AM

    Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! emoticon

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NEWMEISHERE 8/31/2013 6:01AM

    oooops!!! thanks for the laugh

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/31/2013 5:17AM

    jules!!!!

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