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Funny Bank Robbery, But Ewwwwwwww!! Adults Only!!

Saturday, August 31, 2013

This is from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."

  
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    Jules! Gross, but you still made me laugh!

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    lol

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    😚ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/31/2013 11:34PM

    Oh dear

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MARGARITTM 8/31/2013 7:21PM

    EWWWWWWW

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BESCATS 8/31/2013 6:39PM

    Swallowed hard on this one. Ewwwww !!

Adults only, wouldn't want to explain this one to a kid. emoticon

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LAC936 8/31/2013 3:05PM

    Wow! I'm at a loss for words. Ewwwwww is as good as any.

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SUGARBABY60 8/31/2013 12:32PM

    Now this story is a little hard to swallow! emoticon
Facts mame, just the facts!

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TEXASFILLY 8/31/2013 10:27AM

    emoticon Nothing like stupid criminals~! emoticon BB~

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JEWELMAKER1 8/31/2013 10:14AM

    Gack!

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MILLISMA 8/31/2013 10:01AM

    emoticon I agree...ewwwwwwwwww!

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LEW0213 8/31/2013 9:56AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Me too! emoticon

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LJOYCE55 8/31/2013 9:49AM

  So clever.

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PEEDLE 8/31/2013 9:36AM

    No way do I believe this really happened; someone's doing some leg-pulling!
Funny, though.

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WINE4GIRL 8/31/2013 9:34AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww! Gross!

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IDLETYME 8/31/2013 9:29AM

    It really was EWWWW but it served them right - crime doesn't pay!!!! emoticon

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    Ewwwww!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/31/2013 8:32AM

    Gross! *snicker* urgh

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JANET552 8/31/2013 7:52AM

    It made me laugh but it also made me say ewwww!

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/31/2013 7:34AM

  Gross, but funny!

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PAMBWS 8/31/2013 7:33AM

    EEwwwwwwwwwwww, but really funny!

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LODESTONE 8/31/2013 7:25AM

    I'll second Ewwwwwww!

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    Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! emoticon

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NEWMEISHERE 8/31/2013 6:01AM

    oooops!!! thanks for the laugh

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/31/2013 5:17AM

    jules!!!!

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Animal Antics Part Eleven

Friday, August 30, 2013



































  
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PAMBWS 8/30/2013 6:33PM

    OMG...the 'saw a spider'...way to funny!

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0309COOKIE 8/30/2013 12:27PM

    Weeeeeeeeee, lol. What a joyful little creature!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/30/2013 12:16PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Thanks for the laughs! I literally guffawed aloud!!! ((((HUGS))))

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LAC936 8/30/2013 11:46AM

    The Meerkat was my favorite emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/30/2013 11:40AM

    Great again!

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MILLISMA 8/30/2013 10:03AM

    Poor pony!!!! Love them. emoticon

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GAYLLYNNE 8/30/2013 9:34AM

    Love these!! Thanks!

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LEW0213 8/30/2013 9:05AM

    Loved them all but I'm still laughing at the pony. Thanks, Jules. I really look forward to seeing your blog everyday!! Hugs, Linda

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LOUIE-LILY 8/30/2013 8:57AM

    I never get tired of these!
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IDLETYME 8/30/2013 8:29AM

    Started my morning off with a bunch of grins - emoticon emoticon
Have a wonderful weekend!

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JEWELMAKER1 8/30/2013 7:42AM

    Adorable as always!

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/30/2013 7:34AM

  So funny! Keep them coming!

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LODESTONE 8/30/2013 7:20AM

    Love the meerkat! and the spider and the flying little turtle..... thanks for a good morning grin! emoticon

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MAGGIEVAN 8/30/2013 7:00AM

    Funny, thanks for sharing.

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  love it thanks for the laugh this morning. Have a great day

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/30/2013 6:22AM

    *smile*!

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TEXASFILLY 8/30/2013 6:17AM

    *LOL* Witness protection program~ HA! Love 'em! Happy TGIF! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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WATERDIAMONDS 8/30/2013 6:10AM

    HA! These are just great. thank you for the smiles and laughs.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/30/2013 6:09AM

    good camouflage is half the battle!

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Cat Man Do Part Fourteen

Thursday, August 29, 2013






































  
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PCOH051610 9/2/2013 9:19AM

    Hilarious but the last one really cracked me up

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    Adorable.

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GOOZLEBEAR 8/29/2013 9:23PM

    So cute, thanks!

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TEXASFILLY 8/29/2013 7:18PM

    *LOL* I love cats! That adorable chair with the kitty holder is precious~ Hahahaha~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/29/2013 5:36PM

    They act like my kittehs!

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/29/2013 4:47PM

    georgie thinks I have a pulse at 5 a.m, too.
but that paw heads straight for my face.

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MILLISMA 8/29/2013 4:01PM

    I love the chair with the kitten holder but the last one cracks me up!!!!

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  Thank you for continuing to bring us smiles.

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    Love them all. emoticon

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    So cute! Love them all!

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TIME4COFFEE 8/29/2013 11:18AM

    Loved them as usual, especially the cat holder!

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IAMWINNING 8/29/2013 11:09AM

    I'm a push-over for cats. I have to agree with kitty #3 - that's aromatherapy!

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    So cute. My favorite is the aromatherapy

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    Too funny. Great chuckles!
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    Thanks for the morning grins. My favorites today are Aromatherapy and the Cat Holder! Hope you have a super day! emoticon emoticon

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My Famous Recipe For Vodka Christmas Cake

Wednesday, August 28, 2013


Once again this year I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe, so here goes. Made mine this morning!

1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, nuts, 1...bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still okay. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now sh!t the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.







  
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DEERLADY45 8/30/2013 5:32PM

    This is a good one! I prefer rum in my Christmas cake tho, same results HEE- HEE! Bonnie emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/30/2013 11:53AM

    I'm in - sure does beat those cookie exchange parties huh?

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THINRONNA 8/29/2013 5:56AM

    Love it!

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/29/2013 1:11AM

    Sounds yummy !LOL

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1BEACHWALKER 8/29/2013 12:32AM

    Me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake!!! emoticon Too funny!

You know, I had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made (her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it) -it was sooooo good, plus had a swig or two of my husband's Hard Cider beer at their restaurant. I got tipsy and he had to steady me as we walked to the car! Very embarrassed! emoticon But, they all thought it was funny!


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KAYDE53 8/29/2013 12:00AM

    Love the pics!! Like my recipes illustrated!! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/28/2013 7:08PM

    Always a funny "recipe"

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MILLISMA 8/28/2013 4:36PM

    Love it and at first I thought you were serious until I read the 1 bottle of Vodka!!!! emoticon

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MARYANN2323 8/28/2013 2:44PM

    Sounds just like my recipe!! LOL. emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 8/28/2013 2:16PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon ho ho ho.....merry Christmas!...hic!

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PDSLIM 8/28/2013 1:46PM

    Can't wait to try it.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/28/2013 1:16PM

    when I saw your title, I was wondering what you were up to now.

and you didn't disappoint me.

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JEANNETTE59 8/28/2013 11:59AM

  emoticon with practice I will have perfected your recipe by Christmas. Practice makes perfect you know!

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OBIESMOM2 8/28/2013 11:40AM

    sounds like my kind of cooking!

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LEW0213 8/28/2013 10:10AM

    Vodka is my choice of drink but I'd be blazzoed after the first cup. Good one, Jules. Thanks.

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PYNETREE 8/28/2013 8:46AM

    Loved this recipe ! emoticon Definitely a Keeper!


Thanks for the Grin ! emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/28/2013 8:33AM

    emoticon Shanks for the reshipie! emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/28/2013 8:20AM

    Any good chef quality control tests the product! emoticon

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YMWONG22 8/28/2013 8:08AM

  Very suitable choice of pictures to go with the blog. emoticon
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PAMBWS 8/28/2013 7:53AM

    Love the pix that accompany the instructions.

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GARDENCHRIS 8/28/2013 7:39AM

    you are so bad.... here i thought a real recipe! LOLOLOL

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RIDLEYRIDER 8/28/2013 7:28AM

  Hmm....maybe I should start today.... emoticon

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SILVERWITCH59 8/28/2013 6:54AM

    LOL :)


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TEXASFILLY 8/28/2013 6:43AM

    *LMSAO* That's hilarious, Jules! Hahahahahaha~ Here's to a Merry Christmas! Cheers! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SIMLANNA 8/28/2013 6:35AM

    Hmm, do you think it would work with the bottle of rum someone gave me?
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Awwww For Animal (Put A Smile On Your Face)

Tuesday, August 27, 2013


































  
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    and I am smiling!!!

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KAYDE53 8/27/2013 9:12PM

    tooo cute!!!!

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GOOZLEBEAR 8/27/2013 8:25PM

    Those are all so adorable!!!!

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    Adorableness!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/27/2013 11:26AM

    Awwww!!! Truly, this is all I can say!!! Awwww! (Bares repeating!) ((HUGS))

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VONBLACKBIRD 8/27/2013 11:18AM

    Awwwww these are so cute!!

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0309COOKIE 8/27/2013 11:13AM

    These pictures were all so adorable!

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PAMBWS 8/27/2013 10:13AM

    They're all cute...but the baby goat, jumping for joy...that's the best!

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    These are all awwwwwwwwwwesome! emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/27/2013 9:30AM

    You are right it is an AWWWWWWWW

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IDLETYME 8/27/2013 9:27AM

    Those are all adorable. Thanks for my morning smile! Hope your day is great!!!

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CATIATM 8/27/2013 9:21AM

    Awww ... these are so cute!

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    AWWWWWWW!!!
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LODESTONE 8/27/2013 8:16AM

    Gave me a feel good feeling before I head out for the day!

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WINE4GIRL 8/27/2013 8:16AM

    Sweet!
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JANET552 8/27/2013 7:19AM

    Sure did put a smile on my face!

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TEXASFILLY 8/27/2013 6:30AM

    O! They're just precious, Jules~ just like you! Thanks, doll~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    Ahhhh. Here's the smile you brought to my face this morning emoticon

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THINRONNA 8/27/2013 6:00AM

    Soooo cute! I love the doggie with the kitten under it's ear!

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ROX525 8/27/2013 5:05AM

    So sweet. Thank you.

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