Monday, July 15, 2013
I've got a stinker of a headache again so just a couple of short funnies, yeah I know they are oldies but they still make me chuckle
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
I was walking down the road today and saw my middle eastern neighbour, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”