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Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign Part Two

Saturday, August 10, 2013



I think I'd prefer a dozen roses




Well that makes it clear




Bwuhahahahaha




Thank goodness there is one




Now I know why I'm not getting any reception, I've got a celery phone!!!




I noticed!!




Definitely don't need to know this




Brings a new meaning to a Big Mac!!




Yeah like I'm going to??




Wonder if Gamera crosses down the street




Probably by those "well endowed McDonalds workers"




One wonders where these people went to school??




Hands up those who doesn't have relatives that need this!!

  
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LINDAKAY228 8/12/2013 11:36AM

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TEXASFILLY 8/12/2013 3:56AM

    Hahahahaha~ the tanker slayed me! Sad product of public education, no doubt. Thanks, J~ *hugs* BB ~ emoticon

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PCOH051610 8/11/2013 6:02PM

    Ha! Ha! ha!

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/11/2013 4:35PM

    All of them made me smile - the last one cracked me up!

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/11/2013 3:48AM

    i'm going to open a little store selling carrot phones

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/11/2013 12:15AM

    Priceless

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MARYANN2323 8/10/2013 1:46PM

    Too funny! emoticon

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_CYNDY55_ 8/10/2013 12:32PM

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PRINCHESSA 8/10/2013 12:23PM

    emoticon - in Arabic

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0309COOKIE 8/10/2013 11:30AM

    Funny blog!

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TIME4COFFEE 8/10/2013 9:57AM

    Excellent choices!

My emoticon phone works well...it must be a newer model than yours Jules!

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MILLISMA 8/10/2013 9:55AM

    ROFLMAO!!! These are great! emoticon emoticon

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THINRONNA 8/10/2013 9:34AM

    LOL!!!!!!!!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/10/2013 9:28AM

    LOL!!!!! Hilarious!! Glad to know I can use sarcasm to try, at least a little, to combat all the stupid!!! hehehe Love them all!!! Thanks!! ((HUGS))

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CAT609 8/10/2013 9:28AM

    Too funny!!

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LJOYCE55 8/10/2013 9:21AM

  I will send in relatives names/addresses today.

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PAMBWS 8/10/2013 9:16AM

    Coffee out my nose in the morning is not fun! But love the blog anyway. emoticon

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PATKEEF1 8/10/2013 8:58AM

    Makes one wonder . What were they thinking!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 8/10/2013 8:31AM

    Needed my morning laugh before I headed out...
THANKS!

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IDLETYME 8/10/2013 8:15AM

    Those signs are hysterical - thanks for rounding them up!!!!! Have a wonderful weekend! emoticon emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 8/10/2013 8:14AM

    OMG to funny! Especially the tanker one, one can only hope ....

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ROX525 8/10/2013 8:00AM

    Great signs! Thank you.

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    These were all funny-In Arabic... emoticon

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CHERYLHURT 8/10/2013 7:34AM

  Love this! Made me laugh out loud, thanks!

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Dog's Delight Part Nine

Friday, August 09, 2013



































  
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TEXASFILLY 8/12/2013 3:51AM

    Hahahaha~ love 'em all~ mostly that li'l 'un & big dog sitting in the corner! *LOL* Thanks, Jules~ emoticon BB~

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PCOH051610 8/11/2013 6:02PM

    So true!

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SUGARBABY60 8/11/2013 10:17AM

    Afterlife...a total winner!

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/11/2013 3:51AM

    you caught the soul of a dog right here on your blog

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/11/2013 12:17AM

    Too cute for words!

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0309COOKIE 8/10/2013 12:41AM

    This was a fun blog! Thanks.

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KAYDE53 8/10/2013 12:11AM

    emoticon Five miles, mmm....

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/9/2013 5:29PM

    Hmmm, I think I should change one of the pup's nicknames to "Five Miles"!

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SHEPHERDMOM 8/9/2013 2:25PM

  I loved all of them but the one that I can really relate to is the one where the German Shepherd and the child are saying "It's your fault we are in trouble................is not" That really cracked me up, probably because I think I was in that conversation! Thank you for the laugh. emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 8/9/2013 12:19PM

    I read the first one and said to myself that it was my favorite but then kept reading and they were all my favorites LOL! But the one I really liked the very best was the one about looking into a dogs eyes and knowing they have a soul.

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MILLISMA 8/9/2013 10:53AM

    OMG....some great pics here and I can't stop smiling!!!!

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LJOYCE55 8/9/2013 10:39AM

  Love the doberman afterlife sign and the dog's expression even more. Thank you.

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PDSLIM 8/9/2013 10:24AM

    As a kid, I had a dachshund, Willie, who would bring his leash if he wanted to go for a walk & we ignored him.

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LOUIE-LILY 8/9/2013 10:20AM

    Great!
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LEW0213 8/9/2013 9:24AM

    Determination: The "I'm not allowed on the couch" dog. We've got one too!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/9/2013 9:08AM

    Oh my! How absolutely cute and wonderful!! hehe Thanks for the chuckles and "Awwww's" !! ((HUGS))

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PAMBWS 8/9/2013 8:35AM

    I have had the 'I'm not allowed on the couch' kinda dog. They can be very inventive.

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    Loved that 5 Miles... emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 8/9/2013 7:53AM

    A Dogs Delight indeed!

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IDLETYME 8/9/2013 7:22AM

    Great pictures - Thanks for sharing! Hope you have a super day! emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/9/2013 7:21AM

    I know a dog that's not allowed on the couch too. Just like that! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 8/9/2013 7:11AM

    too cute!

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MARYJOANNA 8/9/2013 6:56AM

  So cute and adorable pictures!

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ROX525 8/9/2013 6:51AM

    Very, very cute.

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DMEYER4 8/9/2013 6:47AM

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Cat Man Do Part Eleven

Thursday, August 08, 2013



































  
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SUGARBABY60 8/11/2013 10:12AM

    There is Nothing wrong with a grandms gone wild ( with her knitting). Cause I am one!

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/11/2013 3:54AM

    burds, eh? that's us!

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    LOL!

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_CYNDY55_ 8/9/2013 12:33AM

    😜 😁 😋 THE emoticon emoticon emoticon 😜 😁 😋

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    the knitting needles one got me! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 8/8/2013 12:09PM

    These are so cute! Especially love the ones about the knitted outfits and their revenge LOL.

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TEXASFILLY 8/8/2013 12:09PM

    Hahahaha~ grandmas with too much time on their hands. Thanks, Jules~ emoticon emoticon BB~

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SHYFEMMEKAT 8/8/2013 12:06PM

    What an awesome way to wake up! Thank you for the emoticon !

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0309COOKIE 8/8/2013 11:00AM

    Cute blog!

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MILLISMA 8/8/2013 10:52AM

    These gave me a good laugh but the hero one tugs at the heart!!

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LITTLEWIND53 8/8/2013 10:33AM

    Just gotta say that "Hero" is an absolute truth and very touching! Thanks so much for sharing.....

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THINRONNA 8/8/2013 10:05AM

    Really funny!!!!!

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LOUIE-LILY 8/8/2013 9:53AM

    Too cute, but the "Hero" brought tears to my eyes!
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PAMBWS 8/8/2013 9:17AM

    When gramma's go bad...OMG...knitted cat clothes. Poor kitties. emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/8/2013 8:49AM

    Oh, my!!! Fun-ny! Thanks, my friend! ((HUGS))

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WINE4GIRL 8/8/2013 8:15AM

    I cracked up at the yarn ones! Too funny!
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JEWELMAKER1 8/8/2013 7:50AM

    Happy Thursday! Thanks for "Katty" giggles!

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IDLETYME 8/8/2013 7:43AM

    Of course - "Hero" is my favorite! emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/8/2013 6:13AM

    Hero is great, but YMCA is just funny!!!!!! Thanks, Jules- you always start my day with a grin.

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GIA_ROSY 8/8/2013 6:10AM

    Sooo cute, "Hero" is my favorite! emoticon

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Engrish 101 Part Two

Wednesday, August 07, 2013



GIve them a slap and tell them to cut it out!!!




Don't ask me!!




Most definitely and how do you spell environment???????




Bwuhahahaha just don't slap them together




I know people that have it there already!!




You've got me!!




And very sneaky too!!




I think whoever wrote this had a snootfull




I've been to some of these shows!!




Ewwwwwwwwww




Everybody else, wait over there ---- >




Now aren't you glad you are on that diet?????

  
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YMWONG22 8/16/2013 4:18AM

  You made my Friday. Cracked me up pretty good. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 8/11/2013 10:08AM

    So fun knee,I near lee pish my pans off! Please do me again!

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GIA_ROSY 8/8/2013 6:08AM

    emoticon Tooo funny emoticon

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1BEACHWALKER 8/8/2013 1:54AM

    emoticon Let's all crap our hands! ROTFL

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_CYNDY55_ 8/8/2013 1:18AM

    😁 emoticon 😜

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/7/2013 10:25PM

    JUles I have a degree in translation I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts from laughing !

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WINE4GIRL 8/7/2013 8:29PM

    LMBO!
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0309COOKIE 8/7/2013 5:45PM

    These were a riot!

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MILLISMA 8/7/2013 4:17PM

    These are too funny!!! emoticon

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THINRONNA 8/7/2013 3:42PM

    Soooooooo Funny!

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/7/2013 3:17PM

    OMG! Engrish not so eazy, Chollie

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MARYANN2323 8/7/2013 2:28PM

    Love these off kilter signs!

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SLIMMERJESSE 8/7/2013 2:25PM

    These are priceless! Thanks for the smiles.

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LINDAKAY228 8/7/2013 10:31AM

    Those are so funny!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/7/2013 10:26AM

    Hehehe chortle, snort, hahahaha, guffaw!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Unbelievable!!! Thanks for the breathing exercises this morning!!! Laughter IS the best medicine!!! Hehehehehe!!

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TEXASFILLY 8/7/2013 9:01AM

    emoticon Looks like their tourist dept. forgot to hire translators. Thanks, Jules~*hugs* BB~ emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/7/2013 9:00AM

    Very funny....makes taking on the day fun!

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IDLETYME 8/7/2013 8:28AM

    Those are so funny! Thanks for finding them! emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 8/7/2013 7:56AM

    These are priceless!

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LJOYCE55 8/7/2013 7:41AM

  OMG! Now I know why I cannot figure out the instructions on the some-assembly-required items I buy. I just need a new translator.

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PAMBWS 8/7/2013 7:35AM

    OMG...way too funny. Thanx for sharing - as always.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/7/2013 5:46AM

    i'm moving to asia. rooks rike a vely enteltaining lace.
gotta see all toilets in the dustbin!
trunk or soper, ha!

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Dogs Delight Part Eight

Tuesday, August 06, 2013



































  
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YMWONG22 8/15/2013 1:20AM

  Great as always. emoticon emoticon

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    emoticon Your blogs always bring a smile or laughter to my day! emoticon

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MILLISMA 8/7/2013 4:18PM

    These are great but the one with the solder tugs at the heart!!!!

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THINRONNA 8/7/2013 3:40PM

    Thank you for the smile!

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/7/2013 3:18PM

    Awww!

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_CYNDY55_ 8/7/2013 1:07AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/7/2013 12:51AM

    Awesome Jules ,awesome!

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GOOZLEBEAR 8/6/2013 5:42PM

    I love them all but especially the last one! emoticon

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KAYDE53 8/6/2013 5:06PM

    the muddy dog one, oh my!! And the last one emoticon emoticon
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TIME4COFFEE 8/6/2013 4:21PM

    Enjoyed them all.

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JEANNETTE59 8/6/2013 3:43PM

  As always these are great. The last photo tells a story that many times has a very sad ending.

It is not uncommon for military serving overseas, particularly in the Middle East, to "adopt" a dog or a cat. The bond and comfort they afford each other is priceless. The servicemen want to bring their furry friend home when their tour is up, but it is very expensive to fly the animals home. Many are left behind to terrible fates. The International SPCA works to bring as many of them home as possible. They could use our support emoticon and emoticon

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MARYANN2323 8/6/2013 2:08PM

    Love that last one! emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/6/2013 12:54PM

    Adorable as usual

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TEXASFILLY 8/6/2013 12:26PM

    Bravo! Another great blog~ emoticon Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~

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SKINNYROBIN100 8/6/2013 11:56AM

    I loved the Ballmouthed Boxer and the Muddy Mutt....so funny! emoticon The war buddy is just the best! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 8/6/2013 10:24AM

    I laughed at all of them except the last one which I smiled at because it is so touching! Thanks!

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    I LOVE the Beagle looking through the window emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/6/2013 8:47AM

    emoticon and that last one is a tear-jerker!!! (((HUGS)))

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LODESTONE 8/6/2013 8:16AM

    Barking at nothing?? well, of course! Big hearted, bacon eating dogs? Certainly. I have a naked granddaughter I can provide for the mud picture! Hehehe...... But the companion dog tears your heart. emoticon

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GIA_ROSY 8/6/2013 8:15AM

    Soldier and best friend.... emoticon # emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/6/2013 8:11AM

    My favorites today are the soldier and dog and "None shall pass"! Thanks for my morning smile!!! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 8/6/2013 8:10AM

    Darn it! Now I have that song running through my brain!
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PAMBWS 8/6/2013 8:03AM

    Love them all...the soldier & companion...excellent. The mud dog...so glad my dog is not a mud/water lover!

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LJOYCE55 8/6/2013 8:00AM

  Adore the mud dog. All it needs is a child sitting next to the dog.

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JEWELMAKER1 8/6/2013 7:50AM

    Another winner! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 8/6/2013 6:59AM

    I feel sorry for that muddy dog!

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ROX525 8/6/2013 6:19AM

    Muddy dog was my favorite. Thank you!

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JANET552 8/6/2013 6:05AM

    Love the muddy dog!! I can smile at that one because he's not mine.

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ELMA1913 8/6/2013 5:21AM

    Oh wow! I really loved these! And that last one is a tear jerker.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/6/2013 5:10AM

    oh lord, give me the chutzpa of that first little dog...

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