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Cat Man Do Part Eleven

Thursday, August 08, 2013



































  
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SUGARBABY60 8/11/2013 10:12AM

    There is Nothing wrong with a grandms gone wild ( with her knitting). Cause I am one!

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/11/2013 3:54AM

    burds, eh? that's us!

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/9/2013 1:11AM

    LOL!

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    😜 😁 😋 THE emoticon emoticon emoticon 😜 😁 😋

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KAYDE53 8/8/2013 10:50PM

    the knitting needles one got me! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 8/8/2013 12:09PM

    These are so cute! Especially love the ones about the knitted outfits and their revenge LOL.

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TEXASFILLY 8/8/2013 12:09PM

    Hahahaha~ grandmas with too much time on their hands. Thanks, Jules~ emoticon emoticon BB~

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SHYFEMMEKAT 8/8/2013 12:06PM

    What an awesome way to wake up! Thank you for the emoticon !

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0309COOKIE 8/8/2013 11:00AM

    Cute blog!

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MILLISMA 8/8/2013 10:52AM

    These gave me a good laugh but the hero one tugs at the heart!!

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LITTLEWIND53 8/8/2013 10:33AM

    Just gotta say that "Hero" is an absolute truth and very touching! Thanks so much for sharing.....

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THINRONNA 8/8/2013 10:05AM

    Really funny!!!!!

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LOUIE-LILY 8/8/2013 9:53AM

    Too cute, but the "Hero" brought tears to my eyes!
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PAMBWS 8/8/2013 9:17AM

    When gramma's go bad...OMG...knitted cat clothes. Poor kitties. emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/8/2013 8:49AM

    Oh, my!!! Fun-ny! Thanks, my friend! ((HUGS))

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WINE4GIRL 8/8/2013 8:15AM

    I cracked up at the yarn ones! Too funny!
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JEWELMAKER1 8/8/2013 7:50AM

    Happy Thursday! Thanks for "Katty" giggles!

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IDLETYME 8/8/2013 7:43AM

    Of course - "Hero" is my favorite! emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/8/2013 6:13AM

    Hero is great, but YMCA is just funny!!!!!! Thanks, Jules- you always start my day with a grin.

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GIA_ROSY 8/8/2013 6:10AM

    Sooo cute, "Hero" is my favorite! emoticon

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Engrish 101 Part Two

Wednesday, August 07, 2013



GIve them a slap and tell them to cut it out!!!




Don't ask me!!




Most definitely and how do you spell environment???????




Bwuhahahaha just don't slap them together




I know people that have it there already!!




You've got me!!




And very sneaky too!!




I think whoever wrote this had a snootfull




I've been to some of these shows!!




Ewwwwwwwwww




Everybody else, wait over there ---- >




Now aren't you glad you are on that diet?????

  
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YMWONG22 8/16/2013 4:18AM

  You made my Friday. Cracked me up pretty good. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 8/11/2013 10:08AM

    So fun knee,I near lee pish my pans off! Please do me again!

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GIA_ROSY 8/8/2013 6:08AM

    emoticon Tooo funny emoticon

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1BEACHWALKER 8/8/2013 1:54AM

    emoticon Let's all crap our hands! ROTFL

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_CYNDY55_ 8/8/2013 1:18AM

    😁 emoticon 😜

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/7/2013 10:25PM

    JUles I have a degree in translation I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts from laughing !

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WINE4GIRL 8/7/2013 8:29PM

    LMBO!
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0309COOKIE 8/7/2013 5:45PM

    These were a riot!

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MILLISMA 8/7/2013 4:17PM

    These are too funny!!! emoticon

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THINRONNA 8/7/2013 3:42PM

    Soooooooo Funny!

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/7/2013 3:17PM

    OMG! Engrish not so eazy, Chollie

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MARYANN2323 8/7/2013 2:28PM

    Love these off kilter signs!

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SLIMMERJESSE 8/7/2013 2:25PM

    These are priceless! Thanks for the smiles.

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LINDAKAY228 8/7/2013 10:31AM

    Those are so funny!

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OLDERDANDRT 8/7/2013 10:26AM

    Hehehe chortle, snort, hahahaha, guffaw!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Unbelievable!!! Thanks for the breathing exercises this morning!!! Laughter IS the best medicine!!! Hehehehehe!!

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TEXASFILLY 8/7/2013 9:01AM

    emoticon Looks like their tourist dept. forgot to hire translators. Thanks, Jules~*hugs* BB~ emoticon

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LODESTONE 8/7/2013 9:00AM

    Very funny....makes taking on the day fun!

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IDLETYME 8/7/2013 8:28AM

    Those are so funny! Thanks for finding them! emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 8/7/2013 7:56AM

    These are priceless!

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LJOYCE55 8/7/2013 7:41AM

  OMG! Now I know why I cannot figure out the instructions on the some-assembly-required items I buy. I just need a new translator.

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PAMBWS 8/7/2013 7:35AM

    OMG...way too funny. Thanx for sharing - as always.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/7/2013 5:46AM

    i'm moving to asia. rooks rike a vely enteltaining lace.
gotta see all toilets in the dustbin!
trunk or soper, ha!

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ILOVEROSES 8/7/2013 4:01AM

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Dogs Delight Part Eight

Tuesday, August 06, 2013



































  
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YMWONG22 8/15/2013 1:20AM

  Great as always. emoticon emoticon

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    emoticon Your blogs always bring a smile or laughter to my day! emoticon

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MILLISMA 8/7/2013 4:18PM

    These are great but the one with the solder tugs at the heart!!!!

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THINRONNA 8/7/2013 3:40PM

    Thank you for the smile!

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/7/2013 3:18PM

    Awww!

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_CYNDY55_ 8/7/2013 1:07AM

    G-R-E-A-T-😁

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CHERIRIDDELL 8/7/2013 12:51AM

    Awesome Jules ,awesome!

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GOOZLEBEAR 8/6/2013 5:42PM

    I love them all but especially the last one! emoticon

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KAYDE53 8/6/2013 5:06PM

    the muddy dog one, oh my!! And the last one emoticon emoticon
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TIME4COFFEE 8/6/2013 4:21PM

    Enjoyed them all.

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JEANNETTE59 8/6/2013 3:43PM

  As always these are great. The last photo tells a story that many times has a very sad ending.

It is not uncommon for military serving overseas, particularly in the Middle East, to "adopt" a dog or a cat. The bond and comfort they afford each other is priceless. The servicemen want to bring their furry friend home when their tour is up, but it is very expensive to fly the animals home. Many are left behind to terrible fates. The International SPCA works to bring as many of them home as possible. They could use our support emoticon and emoticon

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MARYANN2323 8/6/2013 2:08PM

    Love that last one! emoticon

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MARGARITTM 8/6/2013 12:54PM

    Adorable as usual

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TEXASFILLY 8/6/2013 12:26PM

    Bravo! Another great blog~ emoticon Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~

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SKINNYROBIN100 8/6/2013 11:56AM

    I loved the Ballmouthed Boxer and the Muddy Mutt....so funny! emoticon The war buddy is just the best! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 8/6/2013 10:24AM

    I laughed at all of them except the last one which I smiled at because it is so touching! Thanks!

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LOSER05 8/6/2013 10:15AM

    I LOVE the Beagle looking through the window emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 8/6/2013 8:47AM

    emoticon and that last one is a tear-jerker!!! (((HUGS)))

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LODESTONE 8/6/2013 8:16AM

    Barking at nothing?? well, of course! Big hearted, bacon eating dogs? Certainly. I have a naked granddaughter I can provide for the mud picture! Hehehe...... But the companion dog tears your heart. emoticon

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GIA_ROSY 8/6/2013 8:15AM

    Soldier and best friend.... emoticon # emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/6/2013 8:11AM

    My favorites today are the soldier and dog and "None shall pass"! Thanks for my morning smile!!! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 8/6/2013 8:10AM

    Darn it! Now I have that song running through my brain!
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PAMBWS 8/6/2013 8:03AM

    Love them all...the soldier & companion...excellent. The mud dog...so glad my dog is not a mud/water lover!

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LJOYCE55 8/6/2013 8:00AM

  Adore the mud dog. All it needs is a child sitting next to the dog.

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JEWELMAKER1 8/6/2013 7:50AM

    Another winner! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 8/6/2013 6:59AM

    I feel sorry for that muddy dog!

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ROX525 8/6/2013 6:19AM

    Muddy dog was my favorite. Thank you!

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JANET552 8/6/2013 6:05AM

    Love the muddy dog!! I can smile at that one because he's not mine.

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ELMA1913 8/6/2013 5:21AM

    Oh wow! I really loved these! And that last one is a tear jerker.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/6/2013 5:10AM

    oh lord, give me the chutzpa of that first little dog...

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Made Me Laugh Part 8

Monday, August 05, 2013





















  
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DESERTDREAMERS 8/7/2013 3:20PM

    Itty bitty cutey belfrey committee!

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ELMA1913 8/6/2013 5:22AM

    emoticon Where do you find all these? Love them.

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/6/2013 5:15AM

    please pass the lasagna... PLEASE!!!

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_CYNDY55_ 8/6/2013 1:35AM

    emoticon itteh bitteh belfry emoticon babeh bats 😁

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TIME4COFFEE 8/5/2013 8:28PM

    Oh my gosh!

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LODESTONE 8/5/2013 8:01PM

    emoticon Family caught up with me, so I'm late! Love these- especially the public lav!

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PDSLIM 8/5/2013 4:55PM

    tee hee

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SPLASHDOG1 8/5/2013 4:06PM

    Loved the self-highlight one!

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JANET552 8/5/2013 10:58AM

    emoticon Love the dog and cat picture!!

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SISSIE21 8/5/2013 10:42AM

    emoticon Love the dog and kitten picture!

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JEANNETTE59 8/5/2013 10:30AM

  emoticon emoticon emoticon My morning just got better!

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0309COOKIE 8/5/2013 9:30AM

    These were all really funny, but the public lavatory and shark one killed me.

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OLDERDANDRT 8/5/2013 9:21AM

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PRINCHESSA 8/5/2013 8:22AM

    Best way to get thru a Monday? With a Jules blog!!!

Glad to know I'm safe from shark attacks :)

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PAMBWS 8/5/2013 8:08AM

    I still love Garfield!

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JEWELMAKER1 8/5/2013 7:42AM

    Thanks for the Monday smile! Hope your week goes well.

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IDLETYME 8/5/2013 7:35AM

    Thanks a bunch for the funnies!!! emoticon

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    pretty funny! Lynda emoticon

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SANDYCRANE 8/5/2013 7:01AM

    Great cartoons. I especially liked the one about the new hair high lights. Thanks for bringing some laughs to my Monday. Have a great day.

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Engrish 101 Part One

Sunday, August 04, 2013



Whatever that is it's no good for you




Wonder what happened with flap A and flap B?




And we'll be exchanging them for what??????




Good to know there's one available when you need it!!




OMG!!!!




Oh Yum!!




Yes Please!!




Why thank you!!




I don't think so!!




Or your shrimp or your snake ..... ooops no not your snake!!!!




And when sitling no sanding????




Perfect for Lonely Planet

  
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MARGARITTM 8/7/2013 12:20PM

    Great

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LODESTONE 8/5/2013 7:59PM

    Lost in translation....

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PROVERBS31JULIA 8/5/2013 7:38PM

    These are funny enough when traveling, but even worse is when we get these cryptic "instructions" packed with various purchases and we've NO clue what they meant for is to do in assembling...

And are they all "sexy like that..."??

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BARCLE 8/5/2013 6:54PM

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LOUIE-LILY 8/5/2013 7:45AM

    OMG - How'd I miss this one - I'm ROFL!
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OLDERDANDRT 8/4/2013 1:09PM

    ROFLMBO!!!! Some caught me by surprise, so when I re read them, I cracked up!!! LOL!! Good ones!

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LOSER05 8/4/2013 12:38PM

    funny

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TEXASFILLY 8/4/2013 12:34PM

    emoticon Be careful how it's translated! emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 8/4/2013 11:20AM

    to funny !

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JEWELMAKER1 8/4/2013 10:50AM

    I laughed until I cried! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 8/4/2013 10:40AM

    I think the bathroom one took the cake, lol.

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MILLISMA 8/4/2013 10:13AM

    I don't know where you got these but they are great!!!! emoticon

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PAMBWS 8/4/2013 9:42AM

    Love these creative translations... emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/4/2013 9:15AM

    Wonderful instructions! Now I know just what to do!!!!! emoticon emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 8/4/2013 9:10AM

    Definitely raises more questions than instructions! emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 8/4/2013 8:57AM

    was that 'stop farting' or 'stop to fart'?

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/4/2013 8:42AM

    The idiom "out of sight, out of mind" was translated into Japanese and back into English. It came out "Invisible, insane".

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KATHRYNLP 8/4/2013 8:30AM

    Too funny... I'd hate to try to translate Chinese to English. emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 8/4/2013 7:36AM

    Oh so funny!

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CATIATM 8/4/2013 7:17AM

    These are fantastic!!!!!!!

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WINE4GIRL 8/4/2013 7:04AM

    Wow! Those um, make a statement!
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FCARMICH 8/4/2013 6:30AM

  Yup!

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EOWYN2424 8/4/2013 5:41AM

    LOL!

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MARYJOANNA 8/4/2013 5:39AM

  Other languages have their own translations, and sometimes they end up like these! Great!

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PCOH051610 8/4/2013 5:28AM

    I love these! Have seen a few doozies around my own town because people can't spell!

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