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Noah's Ark

Monday, July 22, 2013

NOAH'S ARK:

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.



  
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    So THAT'S how the Dino's became extinct!

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    A great way to start my day!

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    Great lessons to remember!

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    Sounds good to me!!!! emoticon

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    Really cute blog - thanks! emoticon

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    I love this one, Jules!!! So cute!!!!

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    I love #4, makes me feel like I haven't missed the boat yet :)
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    Love this...thanks for sharing!!!

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    Good ones. Some things make taking "Calendar 101" worth it!

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    love that titanic-noah comparison! that's life!

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It's Raining Cats and Dogs

Sunday, July 21, 2013



































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 7/23/2013 4:25PM

    Lots of laughs today!

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    Funny...& congrats on the pant size loss.

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KELLIE453 7/22/2013 7:54AM

    Nothing like starting the day out with a BIG smile....thank you!!!!

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    it's raining... what???

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    LOved them all today The chicken to ride and the Gibbs slapping were particularly good !

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    THE emoticon emoticon She's got a chicken to ride... But she don't care! emoticon

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    Awesome!

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  Love the pitbull.

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PRINCHESSA 7/21/2013 6:23PM

    More adorable - as usual!!! So thankful we have you here!!!!!!! Thank you for continually making our day!

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    Too funny!

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SKINNYROBIN100 7/21/2013 5:09PM

    What a great Sunday afternoon chuckle! Thanks. I'm so conflicted about that emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon last one though...I'm a Beatles fan, I own chickens and cats too. LOVE it...Made me almost pee!!!

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    Great job Jules. I'm into the butt off the sofa and Gibbs slapping.....

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IAMWINNING 7/21/2013 2:37PM

    I laughed til I 'bout cried! These are so funny.

I have a pitty, and she's the most loveable dog! Too bad too many people don't give them a chance.

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LINDAKAY228 7/21/2013 2:15PM

    They were all so cute. I really laughed at the one who poops in dark rooms and the other eats the evidence. Gross but true sometimes. And the Gibbs slap one! But the pitbull one really touched my heart. My daughter had a wonderful loveable pit bull for 7 years until he was attacked by some other dogs who killed him. Lots of smiles too in these pics!

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    Those all give me a chuckle, I can't decide which one is my favorite!!!

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    I am still "cackling" about "She's Got A Chicken To Ride"!!! Love it!

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    Thanks for the laughs - I loved the butt off the sofa!

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    I enjoyed the ever popular animal pics!

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    Hahaha~ chicken to ride! Good one! *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    OMG! Cute alert!!! Love all these!! LOL!!! Thanks for the best start to my day! ((HUGS))

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    Cute!

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    Those are great - brightened up my morning!!! emoticon

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CATIATM 7/21/2013 7:34AM

    Tribbles? Wa ha ha ha ha! And I love the shaming photo! These are hilarious!

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    Very cute. Thank you for sharing.

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Dog's Delight Part Six

Saturday, July 20, 2013



































  
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    Pets do enrich our lives!

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    I just love these...they are so cute and funny and remind me of my Rex and Sandy. emoticon

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    Adorable!

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    Thanks adorable

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    So cute!

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    Amen! Loved all those adorable pets~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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  Yes they certainly do make the world a better place in oh so many ways.

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PRINCHESSA 7/20/2013 12:26PM

    LOVE 'em- and yeah, esp the finger puppets ... now THAT is just adorable!

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    Awwww! Thanks for this sweet way to get going this morning! Love all these!! ((HUGS))

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  Very nice way to start the day. Thanks.

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    Those are great - thanks for the smiles!!! Enjoy the weekend!

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    love them!

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    "It's ok, bro" - wonderful! Too cute!

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  Loved it; especially the last photo!

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    jules you is so cute, you makin da world a warmer pwace

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Cat Man Do Part Eight

Friday, July 19, 2013



































  
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    This was more fun than a sack full of cats!

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TEXASFILLY 7/19/2013 2:56PM

    And the box it came in~ *LOL* A cardboard box isn't safe around mine! BB~ emoticon

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    Love the cat with the strut!

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    I liked the "I went to the vet" - emoticon Thanks for the grin!!!

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    Thanks for the morning chuckle!

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    Love ALL these!!! hehehehehe But that Lt. Dan!!!!!!! emoticon
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    How cute!

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    Strutting kitty! Too cute!

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Made Me Laugh Part 6

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    LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! Thank you for these!!! Makes my day!! ((HUGS))

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    Those were so funny! I especially loved the "tea" and also the naked "puppy" ones LOL!

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    " Guess how many fingers I am holding up"! Now REALLY! emoticon these are so funny.....and a little " nasty" ( LOL) ........LADIES !!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    LMAO! That face! AMIRITE?! I get such a kick out of these!

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    Tea for two, with Goldie! Special sugar lumps! (Smothers Brothers Show)

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    Absolutely a fabulous way to start my day! Thanks!

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    Funny! Thanks for sharing.

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  So cute! Always a laugh!

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