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Darwin Awards ....... Oh My!!

Tuesday, July 09, 2013









































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 7/10/2013 2:47PM

    Wow - those guys in the pool are definately about to take themselves out of the gene pool!

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/10/2013 9:21AM

    oof

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JENNYFAYE55 7/10/2013 7:55AM

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SNOOPYMOMMA72 7/10/2013 6:02AM

    Some of that is so stupidly scary! Thanks for sharing!

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KELLIE453 7/10/2013 5:50AM

    emoticon Love those, thanks for sharing!!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 7/10/2013 4:18AM

   

And I should talk, I actually posted this with Darwin spelt wrong emoticon emoticon

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_CYNDY55_ 7/10/2013 1:33AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/10/2013 12:12AM

    Einstein was spot on

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TIME4COFFEE 7/9/2013 9:46PM

    The final one is the perfect ending!

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SPLASHDOG1 7/9/2013 7:20PM

    Oh my! Some of those just make me cringe..especially the chainsaw one. Yikes!

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KAYDE53 7/9/2013 5:40PM

    Scary & stupid! And we wonder how accidents happen? emoticon emoticon

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IFDEEVARUNS2 7/9/2013 4:25PM

    It hurts just to look at some of these.

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SUGARBABY60 7/9/2013 3:04PM

    These are priceless!

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CATIATM 7/9/2013 2:35PM

    Sometimes, I think the human gene pool could do with a little chlorine ....

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SCOTMAMA 7/9/2013 1:51PM

    How does the saying go? "Can't fix stupid!" Well, it did give me a good laugh!

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SISSIE21 7/9/2013 12:40PM

    So funny! Aren't we humans crazy? emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 7/9/2013 12:36PM

    It's true!!! There is no limit to stupid!!! (Darn it!) LOL!

Have a super day!! ((HUGS))

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0309COOKIE 7/9/2013 10:16AM

    That one with the propane tank is scary to look at.

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MILLISMA 7/9/2013 10:10AM

    You can't fix stupid!!!!

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TEXASFILLY 7/9/2013 9:43AM

    Whenever a Darwin Award Candidate in Texas says, "Watch this!" Everyone gets up and stands back a good 200 yards. *LOL* Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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LJOYCE55 7/9/2013 9:28AM

  Love the Einstein quote.

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KATHRYNLP 7/9/2013 8:27AM

    Natures' Law of Natural Selection at work here...
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IDLETYME 7/9/2013 8:16AM

    Wow - there are some doosies in there! emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 7/9/2013 7:59AM

    Wha?

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PAMBWS 7/9/2013 7:15AM

    Einstein is definitely right! Stupidity has no limits.

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MAGGIEVAN 7/9/2013 6:30AM

    Those with the guns are not nice! Amazing what some people would do. Thanks for sharing. I agree with Einstein.

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LODESTONE 7/9/2013 6:22AM

    oh my! is right. Stupidity has NO bounds. emoticon

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See You Later Alligator - After A While Crocodile

Monday, July 08, 2013



































  
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SUGARBABY60 7/16/2013 1:52AM

    The purse is my favorite too...in fact I'd like to know where she got it made up..... I have a few exsi like to have a whole set made up, shoes purses, belts, brief cases the works!

Ahhhh Jules you always get me to dreaming.........!

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/10/2013 9:23AM

    in the nile crocodile!

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/9/2013 2:47AM

    Cute emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 7/9/2013 1:19AM

    Excellent ones !

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WINE4GIRL 7/8/2013 9:53PM

    Too funny!

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CATIATM 7/8/2013 6:48PM

    These are WONderful!!!

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PATTIE441 7/8/2013 6:07PM

    Wow!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 7/8/2013 2:27PM

    Cute!!! Thanks for the chuckle! emoticon

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MARYJOANNA 7/8/2013 2:12PM

  So cute!

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JEANNETTE59 7/8/2013 1:29PM

  emoticon emoticon You gotta love a Fatty Puss!

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TIME4COFFEE 7/8/2013 1:21PM

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0309COOKIE 7/8/2013 1:15PM

    Spring break, lol.

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MARYANN2323 7/8/2013 12:40PM

    Love the purse! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 7/8/2013 10:08AM

    Croc~billed fatty~puss~ *LOL* Yore crazy, Jules! Love 'em~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SDTOHIO 7/8/2013 9:35AM

    emoticon love the walking on sunshine!

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OLDERDANDRT 7/8/2013 9:26AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Love crocs ( not the shoes so much) !!!

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IDLETYME 7/8/2013 8:42AM

    Happy start for my day! emoticon

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JEWELMAKER1 7/8/2013 8:39AM

    Another winner! emoticon

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LODESTONE 7/8/2013 8:13AM

    Amazing that a croc can be made to feel pretty-- and exuberant! Loved 'em!!

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PAMBWS 7/8/2013 7:25AM

    Darwin Awards...yup...there are lots of people who qualify. emoticon

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Animal Antics Part Seven

Sunday, July 07, 2013






































  
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CHERIRIDDELL 7/15/2013 12:56AM

    LOL

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WINE4GIRL 7/10/2013 8:15PM

    What a look on that bunny's face!~
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SPARKCHANTAL 7/10/2013 9:27AM

    consistently super duper pooper scooper trouper!

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PRINCHESSA 7/7/2013 11:27PM

    I'm married to that squirrel LOL

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CAT609 7/7/2013 10:43PM

    Awesome, thanks!

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KELLIE453 7/7/2013 7:08PM

    emoticon emoticon Love, love, love these...thanks for sharing!!! emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 7/7/2013 6:47PM

    Those are all adorable!!!!

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MARGARITTM 7/7/2013 5:52PM

    Cute

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SUGARBABY60 7/7/2013 5:42PM

    Yup, the " donkey smoocher" was my favorite!

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IDLETYME 7/7/2013 5:03PM

    Really cute - thanks for sharing! emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 7/7/2013 2:54PM

    The squirrel was especially cute but I really liked the blond on the cow.

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JEANNETTE59 7/7/2013 12:54PM

  Everyone is a winner emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 7/7/2013 12:15PM

    As I went through each of these and had my giggles, I thought I would tell you which one (or ones) I liked best, but in going through them a second time..........I like them all!! Can't pick a favorite!! The winking wolf at the end was a perfect way to round them all up!! Thanks, my friend!!! (((HUGS)))

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LEW0213 7/7/2013 10:55AM

    Such a sweet little donkey. Of course it had to be my favorite but the blonde getting on the steer was right up there. Thanks, Jules.
Linda

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JEWELMAKER1 7/7/2013 10:14AM

    Hee hee! The dog with the sunglasses...

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CATIATM 7/7/2013 10:13AM

    "Howl you doin? Wa ha ha ha ha ha!

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MILLISMA 7/7/2013 9:13AM

    Ha, ha, Kathryn. We must be related since I think I have one also!!!!

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KATHRYNLP 7/7/2013 9:02AM

    I think that squirrel could be a relative I know emoticon

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0309COOKIE 7/7/2013 6:49AM

    Cute blog!

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LODESTONE 7/7/2013 5:50AM

    Doin' great. Thanks for asking! Too funny!

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MARYJOANNA 7/7/2013 5:46AM

  Hysterical! I love it!

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EOWYN2424 7/7/2013 5:38AM

    too cute!

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Made Me Laugh Part 4

Saturday, July 06, 2013

THANK YOU TO MY FRIEND HANNAH FOR THE FUN BLOG TODAY, IT HAD ME CHUCKLING


THIS IS WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOUR LOOKS LIKE



THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE



THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE



THIS IS WHAT BAD SPELLING LOOKS LIKE



PRIVACY PLEASE



BAD JUDGMENT



I'D RATHER WET MYSELF



A PILE UP



FORGOT SOMETHING?



LET ME EXPLAIN



THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!



HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOUR



GOOD REASON TO WEAR PAJAMAS TO BED



TATTOO OF THE YEAR



LATEST GRILL ACCESSORIES.... THESE ARE A MUST HAVE!



WHAT CAN I SAY??

  
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IDLETYME 7/7/2013 5:07PM

    I liked the "sad" and "sorry" babies best! emoticon

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PAMBWS 7/7/2013 7:40AM

    All puppies can 'do' sorry - they are genetically programmed.

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NASFKAB 7/7/2013 6:33AM

  thanks funny

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In 2013 it IS the clothespin emoticon emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/7/2013 3:10AM

    ... and the global warming hanging for 2013 ... we don't even need a clothespin?

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KAYDE53 7/6/2013 9:28PM

    Those were too funny! emoticon

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BARBANNA 7/6/2013 8:13PM

    Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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MILLISMA 7/6/2013 8:13PM

    I've seen these before but think they are great!!! Thanks for making me laugh again.

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    Too funny for words. Thanks for sharing emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 7/6/2013 11:54AM

    I have no words!!!! I'm laughing too hard!!! Thanks, my friend!! This is the best way to start the day!!! ((HUGS))

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PRINCHESSA 7/6/2013 11:45AM

    Oh, Chrissy is the master of the Sorry face...

Loved these! Look forward to YOUR blog every day!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 7/6/2013 10:45AM

    They tickled my funny bone too.

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SISSIE21 7/6/2013 10:06AM

    Love to wake up to your funny postings! Once again thanks! Have a great weekend! emoticon

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IAMWINNING 7/6/2013 9:12AM

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SUGARBABY60 7/6/2013 8:32AM

    What??? Nobody commented on the Grilling accessories .....I just want to know where to order them!! All so funny.

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CATIATM 7/6/2013 7:49AM

    Hilarious! emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 7/6/2013 7:23AM

    Loved the guy getting his "hair cut"

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KATHRYNLP 7/6/2013 7:04AM

    Have a great weekend Jules... emoticon

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LODESTONE 7/6/2013 6:11AM

    Great way to start the day!

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/6/2013 3:05AM

    I would love to have a shrub like that hehe

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LATTELEE 7/6/2013 2:18AM

  Great

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QUIERRA 7/6/2013 1:52AM

    This is the coolest blog I have ever seen on Sparkpeople. :D made my night!

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TEXASFILLY 7/6/2013 1:51AM

    Hahahaha~ don't know where you come up with these but you sure make me laugh, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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NELLIEC 7/6/2013 1:46AM

    The global warming one definitely makes sense! emoticon

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I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside

Friday, July 05, 2013






































  
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IDLETYME 7/7/2013 5:09PM

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/6/2013 3:11AM

    LOL, Love the excuse me sir.

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    LOL

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LEANNAW4 7/5/2013 8:56PM

    Steven Seagull. Bwahahah!

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CAT609 7/5/2013 2:17PM

    Awesome! Thanks!

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MARGARITTM 7/5/2013 1:18PM

    Cute jokes but I can't stand sea gulls!

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THINRONNA 7/5/2013 1:02PM

    Love the Steven Seagull!!!!!

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IFDEEVARUNS2 7/5/2013 12:23PM

    Bagels, not beagles!
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LEW0213 7/5/2013 12:21PM

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I learned the hard way that there's a reason they say "Don't feed the seagulls". Splat!

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JEWELMAKER1 7/5/2013 10:36AM

    emoticon Oh! We are going to the birds! emoticon

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LODESTONE 7/5/2013 9:48AM

    Love the one with the gull and the eagle!!!!! bwahahahaha

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LOUIE-LILY 7/5/2013 8:04AM

    I think I recognized a few of those characters from the beaches down here!
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MARYJOANNA 7/5/2013 7:10AM

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0309COOKIE 7/5/2013 7:07AM

    Lol.

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For some reason, I'm now craving a bagel (baygull)...

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MAGGIEVAN 7/5/2013 6:41AM

    Funny! Thanks for sharing.

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SPARKCHANTAL 7/5/2013 5:13AM

    time to head for the seaside!

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