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Animal Antics Part Three

Tuesday, June 04, 2013




































  
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    OMG!! These are so cute!

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    Love the duck!

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    They're all so cute but the snake is my favorite!

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DESERTDREAMERS 6/5/2013 4:07AM

    None of my critters have ever "seen" themselves in a mirror. It's supposed to be a sign of intelligence when they can do that. Doh!

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TEXASFILLY 6/4/2013 5:36PM

    Let's here it for the animals! YAY! Thanks, Jules~ emoticon

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    So cute!

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    Ooooohhhh, the duck in the cement!

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    Loved them...especially those cute hedgehogs!

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    I love " feeling sharp", hee hee!

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    Funny!!!!

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    I love animals.

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    Sweet!

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OLDERDANDRT 6/4/2013 9:54AM

    These are all so cute!!! Is there anything cuter than a hedgehog, tho? hehe Thanks for cutie giggles!!

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    Love them!!! emoticon

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    Thanks for the early Tuesday laughs! Very funny!!! emoticon

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    Thanks for the laughs!

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    I really love the adorable puppy who wants to take Teddy to the vet with him!

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    Duck tracks!!! emoticon

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    Finally, a smart chicken!!! hahahahahha

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    I kind of looked like that monkey before i had my coffee this morning!
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Just For Fun Part 4

Monday, June 03, 2013



































  
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    Woo-hoo - big farkin' mouse!

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    never saw anybody walk a sheep before!

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TEXASFILLY 6/3/2013 8:32PM

    emoticon Hilarious!

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SPARKCHANTAL 6/3/2013 5:21PM

    and damn the torpedos

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TIME4COFFEE 6/3/2013 10:47AM

    And here I was going over recipes, trying to figure out dinner (multi-tasking)...I now think I too will go for the chicken...
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LEW0213 6/3/2013 10:20AM

    Jules.............you're so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLAO still.

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    Oh my goodness!!! So funny!! Love them all! emoticon

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    OMG!

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    Well, hello to you tooooo! That's emoticon funny!

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    Thanks for a chuckle this morning!

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    Way too funny. All of them.

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    LMBO! SMH....
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Animal Antics Part Two

Sunday, June 02, 2013






































  
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    Too cute! Good laughs for a rainy Sunday afternoon :)

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    Really loved these! emoticon

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    they are all so cute! I just love animal pics!

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OLDERDANDRT 6/2/2013 12:30PM

    Love these!! Dog hair in your water???? hahahahahahahaha!

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    Love the dog 'hair' in the water dish ;)

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LEW0213 6/2/2013 11:37AM

    My donkeys are always put out about the barn cats drinking from their water tub. Muddy paw prints all over the sides of the tub. Cute stuff, Jules. Thanks.

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TEXASFILLY 6/2/2013 10:47AM

    Hahahaha~ God I love cats! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    Beyond adorable!

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    cuties!

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    The shepherd pup with the ears...too cute!

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    Humor is good to start a day! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 6/2/2013 7:15AM

    Too funny! Great start to my morning!

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    Very cute!

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  As always, very funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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    Pupperware! What a concept~ emoticon

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Leaving The Toilet Seat Up

Saturday, June 01, 2013


WARNING!! Do not read if you are embarrassed by bodily function.


This is a response to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom:

Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around -- just so I'll make sure I hit something.

You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall (because all the urinals are being used), take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to pee all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.

After being married 28 years, my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man -- standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise, if she goes to the toilet one more time at night and either sits on a pee-soaked toilet seat, or falls right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she's going to kill me in my sleep.

Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem and you ladies need to be more understanding. It's the dreaded "morning wood."

Most mornings we guys wake up with two things: a tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it don't bend you can't aim.

Well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to pee all over the wallpaper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet. And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the stupid toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to achieve that perfect aim.

Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie. So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe.

I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her, "Look, it won't bend." She said, "Sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time." OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood."

Well, it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage to do it, I had peed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You pee all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you women keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.

I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position by simply laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee.

So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control.

It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature. Now, if it was Father Nature... there wouldn't have been a problem!!!

  
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WINE4GIRL 6/3/2013 8:08AM

    Holy moley! Glad I put the coffee cup down before I started reading!

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CREE123 6/2/2013 8:17PM

    LOL, i finally understand what I had thought was a man kneeling in front of the toilet seemingly in worship!

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SPARKCHANTAL 6/2/2013 6:02AM

    which goes to prove, it's the simple things that are the most difficult!

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CHERIRIDDELL 6/2/2013 12:49AM

    Oh Jules I am still laughing this was priceless !!!!

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KAYDE53 6/1/2013 10:29PM

    I make my men sit & they do without quarrel. It's so much cleaner. If I see evidence to the contrary from my son, I ask him if he wants to clean bathrooms, then he start sitting again! emoticon

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LODESTONE 6/1/2013 3:14PM

    Way too funny!!!! LMAO, annoying DH with convulsive giggles!

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    ROFLMAO
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MILLISMA 6/1/2013 2:08PM

    ROFLMAO!!!! I had tried to get Jay to sit down also. Wasn't until he got up one morning and thought one of the cats had peed in front of the toilet. I said, guess again!!! After that he would sit down.

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GOOZLEBEAR 6/1/2013 11:23AM

    That is so funny and so true. My DH does okay except during the middle of the night when he gets up and his pee rarely makes it all in the toilet. I have to mop the floor daily! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 6/1/2013 10:50AM

    *LMSAO* @ mornin' wood~ loved that flyin' Superman pose *LOL* emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 6/1/2013 10:29AM

    Okay, here's a little tip for guys with morning wood...take your shower immediately and do your peeing in there...rinses right down the drain with plenty of soap, shampoo and water to follow!!
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PRINCHESSA 6/1/2013 10:01AM

    emoticon eh, yeah... we, too have this issue... even with 2 bathrooms, I have to constantly ask why he so often wants to frequent my 'cleaner' bathroom. Because he has to pass it on the way to his... it's just closer... *sigh*


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    Ok, I seriously laughed so hard! emoticon Sorry, this got posted twice when my computer froze!! I am still laughing!

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    Ok, I seriously laughed so hard! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 6/1/2013 9:13AM

    LOL!!! I have this argument with DH all the time!! What a mess!! I asked him why he's afraid to grab a hold of that thing and point it where the pee needs to go! I still haven't gotten a straight answer! lol! My dream home with have a bathroom with a separate, walled off stall that is an all-encompassing urinal with drain in the floor. It will be totally washable and he will be in charge of cleaning it! hehe (Can you tell I am in no way embarrassed by any of this? After so long a time, it's just a day to day annoyance! LOL Thanks for posting. Answered a few questions for me! hehe

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PAWKETS 6/1/2013 9:10AM

    Too cute
Had to send this to my DD

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LINDAKAY228 6/1/2013 8:43AM

    Oh that is just too funny!!! It really has me laughing this morning!

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LJOYCE55 6/1/2013 8:39AM

  Love the picture.

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PAMBWS 6/1/2013 8:20AM

    Funny...way too funny!!!!

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SUGARBABY60 6/1/2013 8:05AM

    What can I say that has already not been said emoticon for hundreds of years....." Put the toilet seat down, you want the cat to drown!"

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The Bird Is The Word

Friday, May 31, 2013



































  
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WINE4GIRL 6/3/2013 8:11AM

    Too funny!

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    Excellent ones !

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    flight of fancy...

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TEXASFILLY 5/31/2013 10:15PM

    Hahahaha~ don't make like a cracker! emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 5/31/2013 8:48PM

    Love those!!!!!

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CATIATM 5/31/2013 6:44PM

    Too cute!

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SKINNYROBIN100 5/31/2013 3:55PM

    My chickens love watermelon...so why not a parrot? So cute. I love the first one!

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    Wasn't there a song by that name? That poor one with no feathers! emoticon
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MARYANN2323 5/31/2013 12:48PM

    Love the Paris Hilton one!

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SUGARBABY60 5/31/2013 12:32PM

    You flew the coop on this one....funny and cute?

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LINDAKAY228 5/31/2013 11:43AM

    The birds are as entertaining as the dogs, cats, and other animals. Have a great day!

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    Love the birds!!!

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PRINCHESSA 5/31/2013 8:16AM

    LOVE!!!

& that last one, so appropriate for a Friday ;)

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/31/2013 6:56AM

    there's one for the irs

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DARJR50 5/31/2013 6:52AM

  very cute!!

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LODESTONE 5/31/2013 6:34AM

    You always start my day with a smile! Got ur nose! hehehe

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YMWONG22 5/31/2013 6:27AM

  I had a tough 2 days in office. Thanks for the chuckles. I am looking ahead to the evening and weekend. Have a wonderful weekend to you and everyone.
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GIA_ROSY 5/31/2013 6:10AM

    Funny.....love the one about Paris Hilton.... emoticon

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/31/2013 5:58AM

    I have a little Jack Russel who's name is Ladybird, she often gets called "the bird" emoticon

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MARYJOANNA 5/31/2013 5:21AM

  What cute pictures! I have to tell you that years ago Detroit Tigers had a pitcher whose nickname was "the bird." Everyone would say "the bird is the word." Your title got me thinking.

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