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Just For Fun Part 2

Monday, May 20, 2013





































  
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HIKETOHEIGHTS 5/24/2013 10:39AM

    Cute


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SPARKCHANTAL 5/24/2013 1:56AM

    smelly balls... for sale???!!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/23/2013 12:59PM

    I think the "curved yellow fruit" came from someone having a senior moment! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 5/21/2013 10:08AM

    Pooping at work, lol.

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KAYDE53 5/20/2013 11:54PM

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TEXASFILLY 5/20/2013 6:22PM

    Hahahaha! Love the cat in the couch! emoticon emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 5/20/2013 4:06PM

  I was not having the best day, until now..... emoticon emoticon

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1BEACHWALKER 5/20/2013 3:54PM

    Loved them all, especially the one of the cat's face after being squashed on the couch, #3! emoticon emoticon

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SISSIE21 5/20/2013 3:38PM

    Love the dog and alligator plush! Loved them all, made my day! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 5/20/2013 12:06PM

    Those are all so cute! I really loathe last one!

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OLDERDANDRT 5/20/2013 10:57AM

    How'd you know I would need these this morning? So funny!! Thanks, my friend! LOL!

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CATIATM 5/20/2013 10:00AM

    Wonderful! Thanks for the LOLs!

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LEW0213 5/20/2013 9:54AM

    I wonder what smelly balls really are that they can sell them?
Good ones, Jules. Thanks, Linda

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TIME4COFFEE 5/20/2013 9:49AM

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SUGARBABY60 5/20/2013 9:25AM

    Do you REALLY think I would even want to get up in the morning if your blogs weren't there to greet me.

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PAMBWS 5/20/2013 9:23AM

    Too cute!

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MILLISMA 5/20/2013 9:10AM

    Some great ones again! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 5/20/2013 8:12AM

    Love waking up to your blogs!

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GIA_ROSY 5/20/2013 8:08AM

    emoticon Smelly balls brings to mind the skit on SNL, "Schweddy Balls" with Alec Baldwin, soooo funny!


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CAT609 5/20/2013 7:15AM

    Awesome~

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WELLNESSME09 5/20/2013 6:11AM

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FANGFACEKITTY 5/20/2013 6:11AM

    emoticon and so true about the cat toys!

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DARJR50 5/20/2013 5:59AM

  cute

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ROX525 5/20/2013 5:21AM

    Cute!

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Just For Fun

Sunday, May 19, 2013




































  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/24/2013 1:57AM

    that poor frank guy... never a peaceful moment. always being hen-picked!

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CAT609 5/20/2013 7:17AM

    Awesome!

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KAYDE53 5/20/2013 12:02AM

    Melon Collie!?! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 5/19/2013 6:07PM

    Great ones, Jules! emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/19/2013 3:37PM

    Good one!

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/19/2013 3:27PM

    A few years back, when my Lab and cocker were alive, when I came home abd something was amiss, the Lab, Sampson, immediately got a guilty look (it usually wasn't him) - and the cocker, Sir Marks a Lot, sat there like "look what I did!" (It usually was him)

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MARYANN2323 5/19/2013 2:26PM

    Carrion! Love it!

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JEANNETTE59 5/19/2013 2:02PM

  Lovr them all! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 5/19/2013 1:23PM

    These are wonderful!! Laughed and laughed!!! Thanks! That last one, I think I've been there before! hahahahaha!

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0309COOKIE 5/19/2013 12:29PM

    Let me play you the song of my people, lol.

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CATIATM 5/19/2013 11:05AM

    These are wonderful! Thanks for the "tummy workout"!

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MILLISMA 5/19/2013 10:21AM

    Love them all but can't stop laughing the the Melon Collie!!!! emoticon

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/19/2013 10:13AM

    go jules

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LEW0213 5/19/2013 9:37AM

    Melon Collie?? Oh, what our dogs have to put up with? ROFLMAO! Couldn't help myself!
Thanks, Jules
Hugs, Linda

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TEXASFILLY 5/19/2013 9:32AM

    emoticon Melon Collie? *LOL* You're a riot, Jules~ emoticon BB~ emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 5/19/2013 9:06AM

    Some real funny ones.

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PAMBWS 5/19/2013 7:58AM

    Good ones, as always. Thanx Jules.

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RIDLEYRIDER 5/19/2013 7:50AM

  These are so good, thanks for sharing!

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A Crow Walks Into A Bar.....

Saturday, May 18, 2013




A crow walks into a bar wearing a pearl necklace. He orders a drink.

"I've never seen a crow wearing a pearl necklace before", says the barkeep.

"What do you expect with basic black?", says the crow.


  
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_CYNDY55_ 5/19/2013 2:04AM

    emoticon A Cool Crow!!

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SUGARBABY60 5/19/2013 2:00AM

    Looks like the crow will have to wear open toe shoes too!

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KAYDE53 5/18/2013 9:37PM

    crow with great fashion sense! emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/18/2013 4:10PM

    Crow has excellent taste!

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JEANNETTE59 5/18/2013 3:30PM

  emoticon pearls of course! emoticon

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MARYANN2323 5/18/2013 3:09PM

    Caw, Caw

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HELEN_BRU 5/18/2013 12:17PM

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MILLISMA 5/18/2013 9:56AM

    Ha, ha...very fancy crow!!!

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CATIATM 5/18/2013 9:30AM

    Seriously! What other answer could he have expected? emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 5/18/2013 9:06AM

    How mah-velous, dah-ling!!! emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 5/18/2013 8:57AM

    That crow be stylin'!!

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0309COOKIE 5/18/2013 8:17AM

    Lol.


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JANET552 5/18/2013 7:48AM

    Funny!! Love that picture too.

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/18/2013 7:46AM

    ouch!

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PCOH051610 5/18/2013 7:06AM

    Hilarious!

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ROX525 5/18/2013 6:55AM

    lol

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/18/2013 6:46AM

    a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for lip salve.
cash or credit?
just put it on my bill.

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GIA_ROSY 5/18/2013 6:31AM

    DUH..... emoticon

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GOANNA2 5/18/2013 6:25AM

    Priceless. emoticon

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WEARINGTHIN 5/18/2013 6:20AM

    Did you make that up? (to match your picture). Glenn

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The Three Priests

Friday, May 17, 2013



There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. “Young lady,” he began, “I would like three pickets to titsburg.” Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest approached. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,” he began, “and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.” So, of course, he also fled.

Then came the third. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say,” he continued, “if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger’s going to shake his peter at you.”




  
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LINDAKAY228 5/19/2013 6:42PM

    ROFLMAO!!

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SHARJOPAUL 5/18/2013 10:14AM

    LOL

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    whoops!

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    LOL!

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MARYANN2323 5/17/2013 12:41PM

    Good one!

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OLDERDANDRT 5/17/2013 11:29AM

    emoticon ROFLMAO!!! emoticon

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  emoticon love it!

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HELEN_BRU 5/17/2013 9:55AM

    Too funny! New one for me!!

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MILLISMA 5/17/2013 9:08AM

    emoticon emoticon oldie but goodie!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/17/2013 8:20AM

    Well!

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PAMBWS 5/17/2013 7:19AM

    Another good start to the day!

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SUGARBABY60 5/17/2013 7:09AM

    Oh dear! Makes my knee caps hard just reading about this!

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ROX525 5/17/2013 5:40AM

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MARYJOANNA 5/17/2013 5:20AM

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Bird Flu

Wednesday, May 15, 2013




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.


  
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    Somedays I'd love to be that bird!

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WINE4GIRL 5/16/2013 9:03AM

    i was with you till you got to "windshield"...
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HIKETOHEIGHTS 5/15/2013 10:33PM

    Big lol, more like rotflmao

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JEANNETTE59 5/15/2013 12:13PM

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TIME4COFFEE 5/15/2013 10:17AM

    I think a bird with a good case of it already found my windshield...

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GOANNA2 5/15/2013 9:03AM

    Ha, got me! emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 5/15/2013 8:56AM

    You fooled me too! emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/15/2013 8:53AM

    Knowing you, there had to be a kicker somewhere! hehehe

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LINDAKAY228 5/15/2013 8:41AM

    Oh that's funny! Thought it was serious until the last line!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/15/2013 8:22AM

    birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye?

aren't you glad that cows don't fly...

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PRINCHESSA 5/15/2013 8:04AM

    roflmao @ GIA_ROSY's response... so true!

So many windshields... so little time!

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GIA_ROSY 5/15/2013 7:59AM

    Oh nooo, emoticon
I've got bird flu cause I have the urge to crap on more than one person's windshield.
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CHERYLHURT 5/15/2013 7:55AM

  OK, thanks!

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