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The Three Priests

Friday, May 17, 2013



There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. “Young lady,” he began, “I would like three pickets to titsburg.” Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest approached. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,” he began, “and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.” So, of course, he also fled.

Then came the third. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say,” he continued, “if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger’s going to shake his peter at you.”




  
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    Too funny! New one for me!!

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    emoticon emoticon oldie but goodie!!!

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    Well!

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PAMBWS 5/17/2013 7:19AM

    Another good start to the day!

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    Oh dear! Makes my knee caps hard just reading about this!

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Bird Flu

Wednesday, May 15, 2013




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.


  
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    Somedays I'd love to be that bird!

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    i was with you till you got to "windshield"...
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    I think a bird with a good case of it already found my windshield...

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LODESTONE 5/15/2013 8:53AM

    Knowing you, there had to be a kicker somewhere! hehehe

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    Oh that's funny! Thought it was serious until the last line!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/15/2013 8:22AM

    birdie birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye?

aren't you glad that cows don't fly...

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PRINCHESSA 5/15/2013 8:04AM

    roflmao @ GIA_ROSY's response... so true!

So many windshields... so little time!

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I've got bird flu cause I have the urge to crap on more than one person's windshield.
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Holey Cow!!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013




























  
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TEXASFILLY 5/18/2013 12:43PM

    HA! My late Dad would've loved these~ he was a cattleman. Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    Cute - thanks for sharing these

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    I love these!

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    Love your moooooving philosophical outlook on life!


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MILLISMA 5/14/2013 8:37PM

    There are some really great ones here!!!!

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OLDERDANDRT 5/14/2013 6:30PM

    Hilarious!!!!! Thanks!!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/14/2013 5:10PM

    Who doesn't enjoy a little moo humor?

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    Today is Happy Cow day! Moo! emoticon

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    This was certainly no Bull! emoticon and of course UTTERLY fantastic humor!

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JEANNETTE59 5/14/2013 11:59AM

  Now you really did it! How I'm I going to explain why I can't stop laughing when DH plays "Something in the Way She Moves"? emoticon

Our song has taken 0n a whole new meaning.

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    Cute Jules!!!! emoticon

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LEW0213 5/14/2013 9:22AM

    Loved MiniMoo! Adorable. Thanks, Jules.
Hugs, Linda

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  lovely thanks

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    Cows are interesting creatures...& very curious!

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    MOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    is it true that cows love potato chips?

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    Fabulous "cow" stuff. Thanks for the chuckle.

I recognize some of Gary Larson's Far Side stuff! Gosh I loved him!

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Ouch!!!

Monday, May 13, 2013




An old lady passes away and finds herself in St.Peters office with him ready to fill in her entry documents.

She's answering all his questions when this ear splitting scream is heard from next door. old woman jumps up and says

“What in heaven's name was that'?” Mary asks, Peter says “Relax Mary, its just another soul getting the holes drilled in her back for her angels wings”

So they carry on. After a few minutes, another blood curdling scream is heard. Mary was now scared and says “Whats happening to that poor woman now?”

Peter says “Mary, relax,they're just drilling holes in her head for her golden halo.”

“Oh No” says Mary “If I knew it was going to be as sore as that I would have gone down below'”.

Peter said “Mary, you would not be happy down there, that place is full of rapists and sodomites'.

“I know that” said Mary “But I already have those holes drilled”





  
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    Oh my gosh! Wicked but funny!

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    That is funny. Oh, my I have a wicked sense of humour! emoticon

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    " I already have those holes drilled" ..... Oh dear!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/13/2013 4:54AM

   
Cold and wet, glad I'm inside

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/13/2013 4:39AM

    this is what we call 'galgenhumor', 'gallows humor'.
how's the weather over there?

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Funny Felines

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    Really cute blog!

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    Love the trial size!! emoticon

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    Love them all!!!!

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    Love all of those!!

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    These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

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  Trial size is adorable.

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JEANNETTE59 5/12/2013 12:31PM

  Everyone is a Winner!

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OLDERDANDRT 5/12/2013 11:35AM

    These are the cutest, sweetest, funniest kitties I've ever ha the pleasure to see!!! Thank you so much!!!

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DRB13_1 5/12/2013 11:28AM

    isn't there an old saying - dogs have owners, cats have subjects?

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    emoticon Swear the cathouse one could be in the backyard of one of my friends!!!

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    Very funny and reminds me of some of the things my cats do. Thanks for the smile.
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    They're adorable and funny!

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    Love the trial size...too cute.

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SUGARBABY60 5/12/2013 8:11AM

    It's always nice to upset the Town Fathers with a rowdy Cat House or two!

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    Gotta love kitties!

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    kittens are so expressive!

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    Sweet!

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LODESTONE 5/12/2013 6:34AM

    Always wondered what was under the fridge! Now I know, and it came with a free trial size. Wonderfully amusing as usual. Happy Mothers' Day!

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GOANNA2 5/12/2013 4:51AM

    emoticon World domination is here!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/12/2013 4:44AM

    people domination already IS ours! meow!

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