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Funny Felines

Sunday, May 12, 2013











































  
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    Loved them all

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    Really cute blog!

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    Love the trial size!! emoticon

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    Love them all!!!!

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    Love all of those!!

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    These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

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  Trial size is adorable.

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JEANNETTE59 5/12/2013 12:31PM

  Everyone is a Winner!

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OLDERDANDRT 5/12/2013 11:35AM

    These are the cutest, sweetest, funniest kitties I've ever ha the pleasure to see!!! Thank you so much!!!

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DRB13_1 5/12/2013 11:28AM

    isn't there an old saying - dogs have owners, cats have subjects?

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TEXASFILLY 5/12/2013 11:22AM

    Hahahaha! Loved the Cat House~ love 'em~ Thanks, Jules~! emoticon

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PRINCHESSA 5/12/2013 10:57AM

    emoticon Swear the cathouse one could be in the backyard of one of my friends!!!

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AWESOMECHELZ 5/12/2013 9:37AM

    Very funny and reminds me of some of the things my cats do. Thanks for the smile.
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TIME4COFFEE 5/12/2013 9:31AM

    They're adorable and funny!

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PAMBWS 5/12/2013 9:09AM

    Love the trial size...too cute.

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SUGARBABY60 5/12/2013 8:11AM

    It's always nice to upset the Town Fathers with a rowdy Cat House or two!

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    Cute kitties emoticon

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    Gotta love kitties!

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WINE4GIRL 5/12/2013 7:00AM

    kittens are so expressive!

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HELEN_BRU 5/12/2013 6:49AM

    Sweet!

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LODESTONE 5/12/2013 6:34AM

    Always wondered what was under the fridge! Now I know, and it came with a free trial size. Wonderfully amusing as usual. Happy Mothers' Day!

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    emoticon World domination is here!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/12/2013 4:44AM

    people domination already IS ours! meow!

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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Saturday, May 11, 2013



Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'


And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.


And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased . . .

And Dog was happy. . .


The Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other..


  
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WINE4GIRL 5/14/2013 6:14AM

    My neighbor's cat thinks its a dog!
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    Go, kitties!

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    Really great. Thanks. emoticon

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BARBANNA 5/11/2013 7:01PM

    They are indep emoticon emoticon endent creatures and yet we truly love and adore them!

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LJOYCE55 5/11/2013 5:21PM

  perfect

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MARYANN2323 5/11/2013 3:44PM

    That is so true!! lol

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    I can believe this!! emoticon

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DRB13_1 5/11/2013 3:08PM

    Ah, pets...

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LINDAKAY228 5/11/2013 1:25PM

    Oh that's so cute! I do agree agree about the dogs (well I agree about the cats too) Dogs give us such unconditional love!

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TEXASFILLY 5/11/2013 12:08PM

    Bravo! Let's hear for the Good Lord's wisdom and His brilliance! *hug* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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    Ha, ha, ha!!!! So true! emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 5/11/2013 11:19AM

  And the reflection of CAT is TAC a short nail with a sharp point. The better to remind us that we are far from perfect! Point of fact my spelling of TACK, but I couldn't resist.

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    Love this! And it sounds like it might have very well happened just that way! emoticon

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Ain't that just the way it is?!!

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GINA180847 5/11/2013 10:13AM

    I think that is exactly the way it happened!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/11/2013 10:10AM

    Very accurate description of dogs and cats.

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KATHRYNLP 5/11/2013 9:32AM

    That's why I prefer cats... emoticon

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LEW0213 5/11/2013 9:13AM

    So true. So true. I am honored to be loved by all my dogs................ and my cats.............sometimes. emoticon

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    And that's the truth! Cats are a law unto themselves. emoticon "You may kiss my paw"

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I Squid You Not!!

Friday, May 10, 2013




























  
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YMWONG22 5/15/2013 4:07AM

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JENNYFAYE55 5/11/2013 7:53AM

    You gotta be squidding me!!!

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GIA_ROSY 5/11/2013 4:27AM

    Great way to start my day..... emoticon

Mmmm, wondering why a group of squids isn't called a squad, but I think I might have a good idea!
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    Funny blog!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/10/2013 10:44AM

    Ah, I especially like the Non Sequitur comic!

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MARGARITTM 5/10/2013 10:44AM

    Squid jokes - who knew!

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PAMBWS 5/10/2013 7:42AM

    Love them all...especially the ten-tickles!

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CAT609 5/10/2013 7:20AM

    Too funny!

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That's Not The Way You Play The Bagpipes

Thursday, May 09, 2013



Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.

"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"

The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to make love with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!


  
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    I have to tell my bagpipe playing daughter that one !!!

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    Thanks for sharing! Hugs! emoticon

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    Cute!

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    emoticonGoodness! Poor confused octopus.

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/9/2013 8:45AM

    *big smile*

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    Poor octopus!

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    I can understand the octopus's confusion...

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  That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh at the end of a long day.
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KERRIELYNN719 5/9/2013 6:53AM

    Oh thank you for a laugh so early in the morning...it was needed

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  A talking octopus--how about that?

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    oh my heart goes out to this poor octopus

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Dog's Delight Part Two

Wednesday, May 08, 2013



































  
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YMWONG22 5/12/2013 11:18AM

  Love all of them. They are so cute.
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    too too cute!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/9/2013 4:39AM

    right. what are cats good for, anyway?
they only give you heart attacks when their lives threaten to come to an end.
can't live without 'em.

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    emoticon Thanks for a wonderful dose of humor!
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GOOZLEBEAR 5/8/2013 9:58PM

    Adorable!!!! Thanks!

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MILLISMA 5/8/2013 7:20PM

    Some of these are so cute and you just want to hug those puppies!

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 5/8/2013 1:24PM

    Definitely a bad haircut

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MARYANN2323 5/8/2013 1:12PM

    Great, as always!

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    .......I don't smell anything!( grin, grin) emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 5/8/2013 11:16AM

    I just love these! Thank you so much for posting them!! The Rhodesian Ridgebacks look just like a dog I had.....Lucky....who was a mix, but looked a whole lot like the RR! Love the puppy in the bowl and the "nirvana" taken like some folks take Human baby pics! lol!!! I love critters!! These are right up my alley!! Thanks!

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LINDAKAY228 5/8/2013 9:36AM

    These are all so cute! I love dogs and cats!

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LEW0213 5/8/2013 9:12AM

    Just loved all of these. Thanks, Jules.

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TIME4COFFEE 5/8/2013 8:54AM

    So many priceless ones. Who could possibly be mad at the cutie digging in the dirt?

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    So cute.....loved the little one in the snow. emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/8/2013 7:39AM

    Always the lampshade is the life of the party!!!!

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CAT609 5/8/2013 7:26AM

    Love them! Thanks!

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RIDLEYRIDER 5/8/2013 7:21AM

  Keep them coming!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/8/2013 6:50AM

    Loved "where's there's dirt" & "lampshade"! And, I've been guilty of the haircut.

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