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Dog's Delight

Tuesday, May 07, 2013



































  
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    Love the pushed cat!

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    yes!!!!!

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    I love those I am a dog person !

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CATIATM 5/7/2013 10:26PM

    Ugly bald puppy - WAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha!

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LJOYCE55 5/7/2013 9:05PM

  love love love the toilet bathing cat

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TEXASFILLY 5/7/2013 7:21PM

    HA! That's one happy pup! emoticon

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    Those were adorable! emoticon

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    Loved the JRT peacock!

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SUGARBABY60 5/7/2013 12:03PM

    Oh so funny and cute too!

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SHARJOPAUL 5/7/2013 10:16AM

    Thanks for the smiles!

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    I love those, Jules, made my day! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 5/7/2013 10:06AM

    These are all so funny! But I think I laughed hardest at the dog "laughing" about the cat tripped and fell into the toilet.......and the cat "I was pushed"! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 5/7/2013 9:58AM

    I always especially love puppy pictures!

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    awww

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0309COOKIE 5/7/2013 9:39AM

    The peacock and ugly bald puppy ones were priceless!

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LINDAKAY228 5/7/2013 9:28AM

    Really love the ugly bald puppy one LOL! I also loved the pics of the labs because I have one and they are such sweet dogs. Have a great day!

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MILLISMA 5/7/2013 9:10AM

    Thanks, Jules. I really needed a smile today! emoticon

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LODESTONE 5/7/2013 8:47AM

    Good chuckle to start the day. Thx emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 5/7/2013 8:15AM

    Too funny! Hubs and I both lol'd at these!

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All Cracked Up!!

Monday, May 06, 2013



Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

His workmates were understandably curious, "Jack, what happened to you?!?"

"It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:45AM

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    awe, poor pup!

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LINDAKAY228 5/6/2013 10:32AM

    I remember one time in a church I used to go to we had an evangelist. One of my friends was going into the church and he was behind her. He stopped her to speak to her and she thought he had some great insight from God or something for her (she was a little insecure sometimes). Turns out he just wanted to tell her that her dress was caught up in the waistband of her panty hose. She was so embarrassed!

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SUGARBABY60 5/6/2013 9:25AM

    Only a lady who has really had her dress caught " up there" can fully appreciate this 50 yr old joke!

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    Oh boy!

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MAGGIEVAN 5/6/2013 6:35AM

    I have heard this one before but it is still funny. Thanks for sharing.

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/6/2013 6:29AM

    Rosy I tried everywhere for just a picture of a dress stuck up there, this was the only pic I could find which sort of fitted the story


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More Cute Animal Pics ..... I Can't Help Myself

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:43AM

    I'm not built for mornings either. I feel for that guy

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    Love them all!!!

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    Very cute, love the pictures!!! emoticon

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    The sleeping man is my favorite....... emoticon emoticon

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    For anyone who has woken up to a Cat Nose in the face this last photo tells it all! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 5/5/2013 5:18PM

    All were so cute but really loved the rugged man one!!

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    Love the rugged man one :) emoticon

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    So cute! Love, love, love 'em!!

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    The last one is too true - as soon as I stir, the kits & pups think I should be getting up and feeding them emoticon

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    Gosh! I love these pictures! Keith emoticon

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    Too wonderful!

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    Loved all of these. Thanks, Jules

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    I just adore cats! You can never provide too many of these sweet laughs, Jules~ Thanks! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    And we can't help ourselves from looking!

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    Too funny!
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    I can relate to that last pic. emoticon emoticon

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Ooompah, Ooompah, Stick It Up Your ....... Nevermind

Saturday, May 04, 2013






Two old farts were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What is that sticking out of your ear?"


The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"


"Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."


  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:46AM

    say what!!!!!????

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    I bet that actually does happen!

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TEXASFILLY 5/4/2013 10:16PM

    HA! Art Linkletter was right~ growing old is NOT for sissies. Thanks again for the laughs~ emoticon

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    Well! That's one mystery solved...

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    Butt jokes first thing in the morning now I know it's going to be a good day!.....now WHERE did I put my hearing aid.......? emoticon

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Is that what they mean when they say, "Blow it out your.....well, nevermind."


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    Senior moments at their finest!

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  I resemble that remark!!!!

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A Hot Flash!!

Friday, May 03, 2013


An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

  
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    Great!

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    Nice one !

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    Love it!!!!

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    *Snicker!*

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    Just what I needed for today, a chuckle!!! emoticon

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    What a great response LOL!

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    Gotta love those quick-witted flight attendants.


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