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More Cute Animal Pics ..... I Can't Help Myself

Sunday, May 05, 2013





































  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:43AM

    I'm not built for mornings either. I feel for that guy

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    Love them all!!!

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    Very cute, love the pictures!!! emoticon

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    Too cute! emoticon

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    The sleeping man is my favorite....... emoticon emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 5/5/2013 5:55PM

    For anyone who has woken up to a Cat Nose in the face this last photo tells it all! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 5/5/2013 5:18PM

    All were so cute but really loved the rugged man one!!

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    Love the rugged man one :) emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 5/5/2013 12:54PM

    So cute! Love, love, love 'em!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/5/2013 12:52PM

    The last one is too true - as soon as I stir, the kits & pups think I should be getting up and feeding them emoticon

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    Gosh! I love these pictures! Keith emoticon

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    Loved them! emoticon

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    Real cute! emoticon

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    Real cute! emoticon

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CATIATM 5/5/2013 10:56AM

    Too wonderful!

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LEW0213 5/5/2013 10:27AM

    Loved all of these. Thanks, Jules

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TEXASFILLY 5/5/2013 9:50AM

    I just adore cats! You can never provide too many of these sweet laughs, Jules~ Thanks! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LJOYCE55 5/5/2013 9:46AM

  love the last one

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TIME4COFFEE 5/5/2013 9:42AM

    And we can't help ourselves from looking!

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WINE4GIRL 5/5/2013 9:35AM

    Too funny!
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TWEETYKC00 5/5/2013 9:22AM

    love them!

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    I can relate to that last pic. emoticon emoticon

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LOSER05 5/5/2013 9:13AM

    cute.

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    Adorable!
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Ooompah, Ooompah, Stick It Up Your ....... Nevermind

Saturday, May 04, 2013






Two old farts were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What is that sticking out of your ear?"


The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"


"Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."


  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:46AM

    say what!!!!!????

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    I bet that actually does happen!

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LINDAKAY228 5/5/2013 5:19PM

    Oh how funny!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 5/5/2013 12:53PM

    Eeeek!

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CHERIRIDDELL 5/4/2013 11:50PM

    LOL!

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TEXASFILLY 5/4/2013 10:16PM

    HA! Art Linkletter was right~ growing old is NOT for sissies. Thanks again for the laughs~ emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 5/4/2013 2:03PM

    Well! That's one mystery solved...

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    *GUFFAW* emoticon

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    Butt jokes first thing in the morning now I know it's going to be a good day!.....now WHERE did I put my hearing aid.......? emoticon

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Is that what they mean when they say, "Blow it out your.....well, nevermind."


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LODESTONE 5/4/2013 6:52AM

    Senior moments at their finest!

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  I resemble that remark!!!!

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A Hot Flash!!

Friday, May 03, 2013


An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

  
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SPARKCHANTAL 5/8/2013 4:47AM

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HICKOK-HALEY 5/5/2013 12:06AM

    Great!

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CHERIRIDDELL 5/4/2013 11:51PM

    Nice one !

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MILLISMA 5/4/2013 9:14PM

    Love it!!!!

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    Great comeback!! emoticon

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    *Snicker!*

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    Love it....... emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 5/3/2013 10:54AM

    Just what I needed for today, a chuckle!!! emoticon

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    Good one! Lol.

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    What a great response LOL!

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    Gotta love those quick-witted flight attendants.


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    Love it!

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    Oh no!

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    Good one!

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More Cute Animal Pics

Thursday, May 02, 2013




































  
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TENACIOUSTRISH 5/6/2013 5:53AM

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BESCATS 5/5/2013 7:29PM

    I love animal pictures. They do such funny, cute things, especially when you don't have a camera !!

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LOSER05 5/5/2013 9:14AM

    awww.

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ROX525 5/3/2013 6:41AM

    Great!

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MRSFARRA 5/3/2013 1:14AM

    Awesome.

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TEXASFILLY 5/2/2013 10:03PM

    How adorable! Thanks again, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    Love em!

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    so cute!! emoticon

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JEANNETTE59 5/2/2013 12:43PM

  Love them all, but learning to tie shoelaces is fantastic! emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 5/2/2013 11:25AM

    They are all so adorable but I especially liked the puppy with the pool!

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0309COOKIE 5/2/2013 10:15AM

    Sleeping like dad.................too cute!

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TIME4COFFEE 5/2/2013 9:46AM

    Pretty darn cute.

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OLDERDANDRT 5/2/2013 9:45AM

    So sweet! Love critters!

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PDSLIM 5/2/2013 9:38AM

    very cute

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GOANNA2 5/2/2013 8:52AM

    Thanks for making me smile. emoticon

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DRB13_1 5/2/2013 8:43AM

    enjoy your day, thanks for the smiles

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PRINCHESSA 5/2/2013 8:04AM

    Adorableness!!!

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    emoticon all of them were so funny. Thanks! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 5/2/2013 7:19AM

    Sweet!

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PAMBWS 5/2/2013 7:17AM

    Love them...

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WATERDIAMONDS 5/2/2013 6:44AM

    Every single one of them made me smile!

Thank you for sharing your joy.
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KKKAREN 5/2/2013 6:35AM

    very cute

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AJMM90 5/2/2013 6:33AM

    adorable!!!

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1HAPPYSPIRIT 5/2/2013 5:57AM

    So cute!

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    Awww!!

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How To Toot Your Flute ......... Sort Of!!

Wednesday, May 01, 2013


This guy was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.

So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card.

"This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor too?"

The doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

  
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MILLISMA 5/1/2013 8:34PM

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh!!!

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    Lol.

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JEANNETTE59 5/1/2013 4:04PM

  emoticon Didn't see that one coming!

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    Holey talleywhacker! *LOL* Thanks, Jules~ emoticon emoticon

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LINDAKAY228 5/1/2013 1:21PM

    Oh my gosh!

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LEW0213 5/1/2013 11:12AM

    Where do you find these? I always look forward to your blog every morning. Thanks, Jules

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EFFIEANNIE 5/1/2013 8:19AM

    No more hunting!

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    that picture is the funniest of all...

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    Funny...

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  Thanks for sharing

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