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All Cracked Up!!

Monday, May 06, 2013



Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

His workmates were understandably curious, "Jack, what happened to you?!?"

"It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

  
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    that's what you get for trying to 'help'

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    I remember one time in a church I used to go to we had an evangelist. One of my friends was going into the church and he was behind her. He stopped her to speak to her and she thought he had some great insight from God or something for her (she was a little insecure sometimes). Turns out he just wanted to tell her that her dress was caught up in the waistband of her panty hose. She was so embarrassed!

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    Only a lady who has really had her dress caught " up there" can fully appreciate this 50 yr old joke!

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    I have heard this one before but it is still funny. Thanks for sharing.

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 5/6/2013 6:29AM

    Rosy I tried everywhere for just a picture of a dress stuck up there, this was the only pic I could find which sort of fitted the story


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More Cute Animal Pics ..... I Can't Help Myself

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    I'm not built for mornings either. I feel for that guy

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    Love them all!!!

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    For anyone who has woken up to a Cat Nose in the face this last photo tells it all! emoticon

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    All were so cute but really loved the rugged man one!!

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    Love the rugged man one :) emoticon

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    So cute! Love, love, love 'em!!

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    The last one is too true - as soon as I stir, the kits & pups think I should be getting up and feeding them emoticon

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    Gosh! I love these pictures! Keith emoticon

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    Too wonderful!

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    Loved all of these. Thanks, Jules

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    I just adore cats! You can never provide too many of these sweet laughs, Jules~ Thanks! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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  love the last one

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    And we can't help ourselves from looking!

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Ooompah, Ooompah, Stick It Up Your ....... Nevermind

Saturday, May 04, 2013






Two old farts were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What is that sticking out of your ear?"


The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"


"Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."


  
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A Hot Flash!!

Friday, May 03, 2013


An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

  
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    Just what I needed for today, a chuckle!!! emoticon

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    Gotta love those quick-witted flight attendants.


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    I love animal pictures. They do such funny, cute things, especially when you don't have a camera !!

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    They are all so adorable but I especially liked the puppy with the pool!

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    Sleeping like dad.................too cute!

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    Pretty darn cute.

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    So sweet! Love critters!

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    Sweet!

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    Every single one of them made me smile!

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