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Playful Parrots

Monday, April 29, 2013



































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 4/30/2013 4:37AM

    Thanks for the funnies!

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CHERIRIDDELL 4/29/2013 11:08PM

    Parrots are my favourite my Great -Aunt had a parrot she got from a sailor talk about potty mouth !

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GIA_ROSY 4/29/2013 5:27PM

    Love the 4 little ones talking about the juicy parts. Never saw those before.....such beautiful colors. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 4/29/2013 1:14PM

    Another Colorful blog!

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LINDAKAY228 4/29/2013 9:49AM

    Those are so cute and the parrots are so beautiful! Have a great day!

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DRB13_1 4/29/2013 9:22AM

    so gorgeous

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    Come see the butterflies... emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 4/29/2013 8:36AM

    Exquisite creatures! Thanks! emoticon

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LEW0213 4/29/2013 8:27AM

    Such beautiful birds and funny too. Thanks, Jules.

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LODESTONE 4/29/2013 8:24AM

    Such witty, colorful birds. Thanks for a morning chuckle. Parrot dime shift..... jeez. Love it!

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WINE4GIRL 4/29/2013 8:11AM

    Too cute. Shared the Parrot dime shift with my punny sis!

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    emoticon I've so missed you :)

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PAMBWS 4/29/2013 8:03AM

    As always, love them. The parrot on the skateboard...love the whole thing.

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    Really cute. Thank you. emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 4/29/2013 7:15AM

    funny... and such pretty birds.

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JANET552 4/29/2013 6:48AM

    Loved these!

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    thankyou for putting a smile on my face!

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Fore!!!!

Sunday, April 28, 2013


A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks what happened to him.
"Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my dear wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Holy cow, Doris, this looks like yours!'"


  
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LODESTONE 4/29/2013 7:52PM

    Just read that one, Sherry! My first tee shot in a tournament two weeks ago ended up in a horizontal crevasse under the grassy lip of a bunker (not nearly as exciting as a cow's butt) and I could only see a wee bit of the yellow color. Called the pro and he told me the ball was still in play, since it was NOT a vertical crevasse caused by rain runoff.... Like that made it better..... I could've done the same thing with my 5 iron to him!!!!

Took pictures to laugh at later, but it sure wasn't funny then. Now a COW"S BUTT would probably have me take an unplayable lie!!! ROFL

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    Thanks for the vision.....it certainly started my day with a smile! emoticon

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    LOL

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    guess that is why I gave up golf emoticon

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LJOYCE55 4/28/2013 6:07PM

  On the bright side, he was able to walk into the hospital.

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PRINCHESSA 4/28/2013 2:29PM

    Hubby says this guy got off easy... that if it were us, he wouldn't have survived ;) emoticon

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    G r o a n . . .

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    Wait until Sharon and Don read THIS one!
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    Lol.

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LINDAKAY228 4/28/2013 10:49AM

    Poor guy! She really misunderstood him and he paid dearly for it LOL

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/28/2013 8:29AM

    Nooo!

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    Too, too funny.

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Punny Pussies Part Two

Saturday, April 27, 2013






































  
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HIKETOHEIGHTS 5/6/2013 5:48PM

    meow!

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SPARKCHANTAL 5/1/2013 4:51AM

    even funnier when you live with cats

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  emoticon love them all!

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TEXASFILLY 4/27/2013 1:30PM

    Hahahaha! Always love the cat jokes, Jules~ who says cats don't have personality~ just look at those expressions! *LOL* *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 4/27/2013 12:28PM

    Your pussy ( cat , pussycat ) jokes are so funny!

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LEW0213 4/27/2013 10:36AM

    Very cute. Thanks, Jules.

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    emoticon Thanks for brightening my morning with laughter. Have a great day!

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LINDAKAY228 4/27/2013 9:15AM

    These are just so cute!

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    I love these kitty joke! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 4/27/2013 8:30AM

    Love it, especially Holy Carp!


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    Thanx so for my morning smile.



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DESERTDREAMERS 4/27/2013 7:59AM

    I still catch my little dogs sometimes, eating the cat poop. Yuck!

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  Thank you from a longtime cat lover!!

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    emoticon I'm not particularly a cat person, but these are very entertaining with morning coffee.. Thanks, Jules

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  I love the cat jokes. Who says cats are dumb animals?

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Meowwwwwwww

Friday, April 26, 2013


A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.

He never heard the gunshot.

  
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    You are toooooooo funny!

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    Ker-pow!

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SUGARBABY60 4/26/2013 6:43PM

    Well that's the LAST time I wear my crotchless panties , she said.....without giving the " cat" a hair cut !!!

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LODESTONE 4/26/2013 5:40PM

    Don and I loved it!

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    HA!

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Don't Be Greedy

Wednesday, April 24, 2013



A Woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator

Woman: 'I'd like to buy a vibrator please. Where do you keep them?'

Owner: 'You can choose from anyone on the wall'

Woman: 'Great, I'll take the red one please'

Owner: 'I am sorry Madam, but you can't have the red one'

Woman: 'Why not?'

Owner: 'Because that is our fire extinguisher!'




  
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SUGARBABY60 4/25/2013 11:09PM

    Maybe she was hoping the Fireman came along with it...... emoticon

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    I suppose it was the pressure guage that attracted her?

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    hee hee hee

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    LOL !

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