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Powerful Pictures

Monday, April 22, 2013


(Its a quiet day in the shop, so Im busy prepping films to process. A lady enters, so I put everything down and greet her.)

Customer: Hello, dear; do you print photos from digital cameras?

Me: We do indeed! We just need your memory card or a USB cable if you have your camera with you.

Customer: Oh, good! Ive brought this in; my pictures are on it.

(She rummages around in her handbag, and finally places a small oblong of plastic on the counter.)

Me: Im ever so sorry, but were not going to be able to get your photos from that.

Customer: Oh, no! Why not?

Me: This is your battery.

  
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WINE4GIRL 4/24/2013 6:50AM

    HA! What Sally said!

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SPARKCHANTAL 4/23/2013 7:17AM

    my mom wouldn't even have been able to find the plastic.


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ARTJAC 4/23/2013 4:11AM

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LJOYCE55 4/22/2013 8:25PM

  emoticon poor baby

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TEXASFILLY 4/22/2013 6:06PM

    Hahahaha! Sounds 'bout right! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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SISSIE21 4/22/2013 5:32PM

    OMG, I am emoticon !!!!

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MARYANN2323 4/22/2013 2:17PM

    Too funny!

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JEANNETTE59 4/22/2013 2:10PM

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/22/2013 1:20PM

    Nooo!

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LINDAKAY228 4/22/2013 11:42AM

    Oh yes! I can relate!

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TIME4COFFEE 4/22/2013 11:23AM

    Oh yes, I too wake up with a great attitude every day...sometimes I even get to keep that attitude...if I don't go outside, turn on the television, answer a phone call or log onto the internet!

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GINA180847 4/22/2013 10:56AM

    Yikes, she obviously was no schooled in the idea that when in the slightest doubt bring it all.

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KATHRYNLP 4/22/2013 9:04AM

    Just didn't know.... emoticon

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LODESTONE 4/22/2013 8:19AM

    The best laid plans of mice and men...... then a senior moment happens.

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PAMBWS 4/22/2013 7:54AM

    Oh, too funny. I suspect that could be my mom.

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MARYJOANNA 4/22/2013 5:27AM

  She was not educated in the finer things of photography.

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I'm So Tired

Sunday, April 21, 2013










































  
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1BEACHWALKER 4/24/2013 4:25PM

    emoticon Catching up on your blogs...I always enjoy them! Loved the cats!!

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_CYNDY55_ 4/23/2013 12:34AM

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emoticon THE emoticon emoticon FLIP ME Over emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 4/22/2013 11:59PM

    Excellent !

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ARTJAC 4/22/2013 12:06AM

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TIME4COFFEE 4/21/2013 10:41PM

    I love 'energy saving mode'!


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LJOYCE55 4/21/2013 8:57PM

  Love the upside down dog, but what in the world is he wearing?

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SUGARBABY60 4/21/2013 3:54PM

    Ackkkkk! " Flip Me Over!" What a riot !
You've got a real " Sleeper" of a blog here, Jules . Darling s usual

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JEANNETTE59 4/21/2013 2:13PM

  emoticon now I need some emoticon

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MARYANN2323 4/21/2013 1:44PM

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TEXASFILLY 4/21/2013 11:54AM

    *LOL* Love that couch cat! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 4/21/2013 11:52AM

    Love these!! I think the mice have a new spin on bed and breakfast!! LOL!

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/21/2013 11:16AM

    Now I'm sleepy!

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PAMBWS 4/21/2013 9:10AM

    Some days sleep is very elusive.

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TEENYSMOM 4/21/2013 8:55AM

    Boy do I hear what your saying about being tired, Flower.

I took my sleeping medication at 8 last night. Two hours later I was not sleep and had a headache, so took a dose of Tylenol PM. Another two hours later I was sleepy but could not go to sleep. FINALLY at around 3:00 I fell asleep, but had to get up for the day at 6:00. So now, I can hardly keep my eyes open. And it's not even 8:00 AM yet. Wish me luck at church.

Hugs,
Starr

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LODESTONE 4/21/2013 7:47AM

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FCARMICH 4/21/2013 7:45AM

  cute! Thanx

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RIDLEYRIDER 4/21/2013 7:42AM

  Love these! emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 4/21/2013 7:37AM

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SPARKCHANTAL 4/21/2013 7:30AM

    I'm with you all the way here

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LATTELEE 4/21/2013 7:29AM

  Nice!

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Funny Flicks 2

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DARJR50 4/27/2013 6:46AM

  Great!!!


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YMWONG22 4/22/2013 5:56AM

  They are simply too cute. Love all of them. Chuckles ...
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ILOVEROSES 4/21/2013 4:20AM

    Love them! emoticon emoticon

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 4/21/2013 3:34AM

   

Sherry, some days I think "what am I going to post" and often it's a blank page but I'm sure someday I'll run out of things to post

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ARTJAC 4/21/2013 2:08AM

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TIME4COFFEE 4/20/2013 10:28PM

    I would let that bear inspect my picnic basket any time he wants!
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KAYDE53 4/20/2013 4:23PM

    So cute, I can really relate to the dog in the tub. We just did that this morning! emoticon

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CATIATM 4/20/2013 2:50PM

    Love them! Thanks for the giggles! emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 4/20/2013 11:23AM

    I hope you realize that you've created a Monster with these daily blogs,.......now you will never be able to quit,......otherwise where would we all go? Thanks for Saving us from ourselves, Jules!

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LEW0213 4/20/2013 9:38AM

    Thanks for the morning giggle, Jules. I really look forward to seeing your blog everyday. Hugs, Linda

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LOSER05 4/20/2013 9:23AM

    aww

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PAMBWS 4/20/2013 8:55AM

    "Just add water"...yup, been there!

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KATHRYNLP 4/20/2013 7:57AM

    Black Peep... loved it! emoticon

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LODESTONE 4/20/2013 7:25AM

    chortle, chortle. Love "Don't AsK". These must resonate because we've all had some of those moments! emoticon

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ROX525 4/20/2013 7:15AM

    So cute! Thank you.

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TEXASFILLY 4/20/2013 5:57AM

    Hahahaha! Love your animal pics, Jules~ emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/20/2013 5:49AM

    Awww!

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MARYJOANNA 4/20/2013 5:38AM

  Love these funnies!

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SPARKCHANTAL 4/20/2013 4:24AM

    super

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Feeling A Little Horse

Friday, April 19, 2013




































  
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YMWONG22 4/22/2013 5:19AM

  Such funny pictures. Thanks.
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_CYNDY55_ 4/20/2013 8:20PM

    Too Cute!!
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SHARJOPAUL 4/20/2013 9:52AM

    Love them! emoticon

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LOSER05 4/20/2013 9:24AM

    sweet.

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KAYDE53 4/20/2013 12:12AM

    Loved them! like the bell-bottoms! emoticon

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GOANNA2 4/19/2013 10:58PM

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TEXASFILLY 4/19/2013 5:52PM

    emoticon Loved 'em all~ especially the HORSE art & bellbottoms~ thanks! BB~

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SISSIE21 4/19/2013 4:18PM

    emoticon

Ok here's a horse joke for you:

Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

One more:
Q: Why are most horse in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.

Perhaps we should go on the stable diet? Neigh!!! emoticon





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DRB13_1 4/19/2013 2:46PM

    I emoticon horses, but don't ride regularly.

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LILPAT3 4/19/2013 2:28PM

    Funny!

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SUGARBABY60 4/19/2013 12:12PM

    Funny!

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JEANNETTE59 4/19/2013 11:47AM

  Just too funny emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 4/19/2013 11:02AM

    These are great! I have always loved horses! I esp. like the bell bottoms!!

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GOOZLEBEAR 4/19/2013 10:20AM

    Those are adorable Jules!!! I love horses!

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TIME4COFFEE 4/19/2013 9:45AM

    Too, too funny!

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LINDAKAY228 4/19/2013 9:35AM

    Oh I love all of these! I love horses and used to have one many many years ago when I was in high school and I spent hours on her riding some forest open spaces we lived by. Thanks

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LEW0213 4/19/2013 9:19AM

    The one with the bell bottoms is my winner. WOW! What a beautiful animal.

Linda

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JANET552 4/19/2013 9:12AM

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PAMBWS 4/19/2013 8:18AM

    Love them...the spider, well I've come close with such things as orphan hay bales!

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KATHRYNLP 4/19/2013 7:58AM

    These were good ' ens, Jules. emoticon

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CAT609 4/19/2013 7:22AM

    Awesome!

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/19/2013 6:59AM

    OMG - the one that spells "horse"!

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LODESTONE 4/19/2013 6:58AM

    I'm with the horse that spotted a spider~ cute, cute, cute.

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DARJR50 4/19/2013 6:50AM

  Great pics. I have tears running out of my eyes do to some of them.

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MARYJOANNA 4/19/2013 6:41AM

  What funny pictures. Wherever do you find them?

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DMEYER4 4/19/2013 6:29AM

  love them thank you for sharing. Happy Friday and have a great weekend

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LANNIEMANUEL 4/19/2013 6:28AM

    cute

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ROX525 4/19/2013 6:27AM

    Cute!

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Sealed With A Kiss

Thursday, April 18, 2013



































  
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LOSER05 4/20/2013 9:25AM

    adorable.

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OLDERDANDRT 4/18/2013 7:49PM

    Oh my goodness!! Nothing sweeter or cuter than a seal and these are priceless!!! Some made be break out in a huge belly laugh!! Thanks for posting these!

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KAYDE53 4/18/2013 7:37PM

    so cute!! emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 4/18/2013 5:50PM

    Pretty darn cute. Loved the one about pulling the flipper!

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GLC2009 4/18/2013 4:01PM

    i was kissed by a seal once when my mom volunteered me for the act at an aquarium. they have very bristly whiskers and terrible fish breath. and when they kiss you, they blow a raspberry (i think that's what it's called). made me giggle like crazy.
i got to pet a beluga whale, even touch his teeth, that day too. great day.
i love seals.

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TEXASFILLY 4/18/2013 3:39PM

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SUGARBABY60 4/18/2013 12:27PM

    Oh how darling!

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LEW0213 4/18/2013 9:08AM

    Love the seals. This is So different. Thanks, Jules.
Hugs, Linda

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PAMBWS 4/18/2013 8:19AM

    Great pix & lines. Made me smile...or maybe say 'cheez'

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LODESTONE 4/18/2013 7:31AM

    Awwwww- aren't they darling? emoticon Naughty bits and all......

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YMWONG22 4/18/2013 6:39AM

  Cute happy pictures of animal naughtiness.
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KKKAREN 4/18/2013 6:28AM

    cute

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/18/2013 6:22AM

    Awwww!

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WINE4GIRL 4/18/2013 6:03AM

    Too cute!


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SPARKCHANTAL 4/18/2013 5:46AM

    smooch!

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MARYJOANNA 4/18/2013 5:14AM

  Adorable pictures!

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