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Friday, April 26, 2013


A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.

He never heard the gunshot.

  
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    You are toooooooo funny!

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    Well that's the LAST time I wear my crotchless panties , she said.....without giving the " cat" a hair cut !!!

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    Don and I loved it!

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Don't Be Greedy

Wednesday, April 24, 2013



A Woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator

Woman: 'I'd like to buy a vibrator please. Where do you keep them?'

Owner: 'You can choose from anyone on the wall'

Woman: 'Great, I'll take the red one please'

Owner: 'I am sorry Madam, but you can't have the red one'

Woman: 'Why not?'

Owner: 'Because that is our fire extinguisher!'




  
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SUGARBABY60 4/25/2013 11:09PM

    Maybe she was hoping the Fireman came along with it...... emoticon

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    I suppose it was the pressure guage that attracted her?

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    hee hee hee

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Powerful Pictures

Monday, April 22, 2013


(Its a quiet day in the shop, so Im busy prepping films to process. A lady enters, so I put everything down and greet her.)

Customer: Hello, dear; do you print photos from digital cameras?

Me: We do indeed! We just need your memory card or a USB cable if you have your camera with you.

Customer: Oh, good! Ive brought this in; my pictures are on it.

(She rummages around in her handbag, and finally places a small oblong of plastic on the counter.)

Me: Im ever so sorry, but were not going to be able to get your photos from that.

Customer: Oh, no! Why not?

Me: This is your battery.

  
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WINE4GIRL 4/24/2013 6:50AM

    HA! What Sally said!

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    my mom wouldn't even have been able to find the plastic.


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TEXASFILLY 4/22/2013 6:06PM

    Hahahaha! Sounds 'bout right! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    Too funny!

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    Nooo!

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LINDAKAY228 4/22/2013 11:42AM

    Oh yes! I can relate!

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TIME4COFFEE 4/22/2013 11:23AM

    Oh yes, I too wake up with a great attitude every day...sometimes I even get to keep that attitude...if I don't go outside, turn on the television, answer a phone call or log onto the internet!

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GINA180847 4/22/2013 10:56AM

    Yikes, she obviously was no schooled in the idea that when in the slightest doubt bring it all.

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    Just didn't know.... emoticon

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LODESTONE 4/22/2013 8:19AM

    The best laid plans of mice and men...... then a senior moment happens.

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PAMBWS 4/22/2013 7:54AM

    Oh, too funny. I suspect that could be my mom.

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  She was not educated in the finer things of photography.

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I'm So Tired

Sunday, April 21, 2013










































  
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1BEACHWALKER 4/24/2013 4:25PM

    emoticon Catching up on your blogs...I always enjoy them! Loved the cats!!

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    Excellent !

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TIME4COFFEE 4/21/2013 10:41PM

    I love 'energy saving mode'!


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LJOYCE55 4/21/2013 8:57PM

  Love the upside down dog, but what in the world is he wearing?

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SUGARBABY60 4/21/2013 3:54PM

    Ackkkkk! " Flip Me Over!" What a riot !
You've got a real " Sleeper" of a blog here, Jules . Darling s usual

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TEXASFILLY 4/21/2013 11:54AM

    *LOL* Love that couch cat! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 4/21/2013 11:52AM

    Love these!! I think the mice have a new spin on bed and breakfast!! LOL!

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/21/2013 11:16AM

    Now I'm sleepy!

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PAMBWS 4/21/2013 9:10AM

    Some days sleep is very elusive.

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TEENYSMOM 4/21/2013 8:55AM

    Boy do I hear what your saying about being tired, Flower.

I took my sleeping medication at 8 last night. Two hours later I was not sleep and had a headache, so took a dose of Tylenol PM. Another two hours later I was sleepy but could not go to sleep. FINALLY at around 3:00 I fell asleep, but had to get up for the day at 6:00. So now, I can hardly keep my eyes open. And it's not even 8:00 AM yet. Wish me luck at church.

Hugs,
Starr

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Funny Flicks 2

Saturday, April 20, 2013






































  
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DARJR50 4/27/2013 6:46AM

  Great!!!


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YMWONG22 4/22/2013 5:56AM

  They are simply too cute. Love all of them. Chuckles ...
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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 4/21/2013 3:34AM

   

Sherry, some days I think "what am I going to post" and often it's a blank page but I'm sure someday I'll run out of things to post

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SUGARBABY60 4/20/2013 11:23AM

    I hope you realize that you've created a Monster with these daily blogs,.......now you will never be able to quit,......otherwise where would we all go? Thanks for Saving us from ourselves, Jules!

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LEW0213 4/20/2013 9:38AM

    Thanks for the morning giggle, Jules. I really look forward to seeing your blog everyday. Hugs, Linda

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LOSER05 4/20/2013 9:23AM

    aww

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PAMBWS 4/20/2013 8:55AM

    "Just add water"...yup, been there!

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    Black Peep... loved it! emoticon

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    chortle, chortle. Love "Don't AsK". These must resonate because we've all had some of those moments! emoticon

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ROX525 4/20/2013 7:15AM

    So cute! Thank you.

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    Hahahaha! Love your animal pics, Jules~ emoticon emoticon

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    Awww!

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  Love these funnies!

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