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Pay Off Your Insurance Or Go Into Rears

Monday, April 15, 2013


This is another true but funny story.


(I work in a call center for travel insurance. Once a medical condition is declared, we go through a series of questions about that condition.)


Me: “As a result of your diabetes, have you suffered any retinal damage?”

Customer: “That’s a bit personal, don’t you think?”

Me: “Not really, it’s one of the standard questions for your condition.”

Customer: “Well, I’m not sure I’m comfortable discussing something so personal with you, especially with you being a woman.”

Me: “Um… I wouldn’t say it was too personal.”

Customer: “Can you repeat the question?”

Me: “As a result of your diabetes, have you suffered any retinal damage?”

Customer: “Oh, retinal! I thought you said rectal!”

  
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    maybe he suffered aural damage

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DESERTDREAMERS 4/18/2013 6:30AM

    Ummm, what?? I've been having trouble understanding some people lately - leads to laughs on my coworkers' part.

Joke of the day on the nurses calender: A father was happy his daughter was getting married, but concerned she may not have shared all of her medical history with her fiance'. He said to the young man - "did you know my daughter has acute angina?" The young man replied "Oh, yes, and her breasts are perky, too!"

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MILLISMA 4/15/2013 6:29PM

    I wouldn't have been able to finish the questioning.....I would have been laughing too hard!!!!

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    Well, having Diabetes can be a pain in the A$$ ! emoticon

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    Love it! A good laugh to start my morning. Thank you!!! emoticon

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PCOH051610 4/15/2013 8:50AM

    Too funny! I have quite a few doozies like that too. My mom once walked into a shoe/purse store and when the clerk mentioned a certain handbag mom dismissed it by saying "i like it when bags are soft so you can really squeeze them". Honest to god. The male clerk was horrified and took off! Mom was just being mom and didn't find it the least bit funny. Meanwhile, they had to haul me off the floor!




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PAMBWS 4/15/2013 8:20AM

    As always, funny. And some people only hear what they think they are hearing.

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LODESTONE 4/15/2013 8:08AM

    Either somone wasn't paying attention, or he has "married, social deafness"!!!!! emoticon

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WHY? Made Me Laugh That's All Part 2

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LEW0213 4/14/2013 10:06AM

    Sorry but I have to disagree with Tweety bird. All of my asses are smart. Too smart!! It's the human asses that I have a problem with. emoticon



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    Thanks for the morning chuckles!~

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    Cute!

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LODESTONE 4/14/2013 5:38AM

    I saw those guys at the pumps!!! bahahahaha Always a good start to the morning. Thx

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Having a bad day? It could be worse!

Saturday, April 13, 2013


No pictures today but a very funny story. This is even funnier when you realize it’s real!

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

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Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:

We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.

I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, was laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, ‘I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.’



Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

  
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CANDOK1260 4/15/2013 6:50AM

    yep that a bad day

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CHERIRIDDELL 4/15/2013 1:10AM

    Oh My!

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SHARJOPAUL 4/14/2013 9:39AM

    Now that WAS a BAD day at work!!!!

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    emoticon oh boy, now that must have been awful!

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GOANNA2 4/13/2013 10:32PM

    That was amazing. Ouch!

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TIME4COFFEE 4/13/2013 4:17PM

    I too would be willing to pee on you Jules if need be...just so you know.

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BLITZEN40 4/13/2013 3:51PM

    HA! Poor guy. At least he has a hilarious story to tell at parties now... emoticon

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MNNICE 4/13/2013 2:42PM

    Guess his job really is a pain in the butt!

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SUGARBABY60 4/13/2013 12:25PM

    I love the way you " CRACK" jokes Jules emoticon

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LJOYCE55 4/13/2013 12:19PM

  Soooo funny. It really makes me appreciate my job so much more.

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0309COOKIE 4/13/2013 12:03PM

    I can't even imagine that scenario. I hate jellyfish.

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TWEETYKC00 4/13/2013 10:03AM

    Yup, way to many ways for things to get worse! lol

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TEXASFILLY 4/13/2013 9:45AM

    I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! *LOL* Thanks, Jules~ BB~ emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 4/13/2013 9:30AM

    Too funny, poor guy. Must have been awful for him. emoticon

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PAMBWS 4/13/2013 9:15AM

    Ground up jelly fish can be really, really uncomfortable. I've been there. I was lucky...I did not have a wet suit on & I got to swim through the little bits! But it was not fun for a few minutes.

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DRB13_1 4/13/2013 9:08AM

    As I wipe the tears away from laughing so hard, just reminded why I like the beach instead of being IN the ocean... hope that is the worst thing that ever happens to the poor guy!
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LEW0213 4/13/2013 8:57AM

    Oh, that poor man. I'm so sorry that I can't stop laughing. Really!
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FLOB13 4/13/2013 8:55AM

    wow

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GARDENCHRIS 4/13/2013 8:52AM

    OMG to funny!

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GEMINI-SKY 4/13/2013 8:34AM

    OMG Jules !!!! They Must have an App. for ThAT !!!!
SALVE !!!!
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EFFIEANNIE 4/13/2013 8:19AM

    So funny, poor guy. Must have been awful. Good thing he wasn't the panicking kind of person.

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    Never had a day that bad! says the woman spewing coffee on the computer screen! emoticon

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    OMG, too funny!

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LMB-ESQ 4/13/2013 5:44AM

    Holy crap.... literally! LOL

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MARYJOANNA 4/13/2013 5:44AM

  It was a bit funny, but I felt for the poor guy!

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SPARKCHANTAL 4/13/2013 5:19AM

    oh no.

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Meanwhile In The South Pole 2

Thursday, April 11, 2013


































  
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    Love!

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MILLISMA 4/11/2013 7:26PM

    I love penguins!!!!

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DOGSTARDADDY 4/11/2013 6:09PM

    Good stuff!

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CHERIRIDDELL 4/11/2013 5:32PM

    Love these ! Will you be part of my network?

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BARBANNA 4/11/2013 3:08PM

    I love all of these, really, really cute! Thanks for the extra Spark in my day! You are awesome! emoticon

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    Oh those are so cute!!

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LEW0213 4/11/2013 10:31AM

    LOL. Love Ambrose!!

Thanks, Jules. Linda

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LKEITHO 4/11/2013 10:12AM

    I love these! Especially the one with the polar bear!

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    love those gangstaz

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    Love them all.

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    Go, penguins!

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    We all need our own network! Very cute, Jules!

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Silly Snails

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    Ow ow ow! Too funny

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    she's back!

ps are we there yet?

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PCOH051610 4/9/2013 2:31PM

    I will view snails differently from now on!

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    My fave was snail mail!

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SUGARBABY60 4/9/2013 10:47AM

    Oh my goodness these are so........appropriate, lol. The traveling family...are we there yet, the #%*#% GPS is not working.....( and my Personal favorite, ..having raised 6 stair step kids) I'm going to Choke these two..or three or four or.......!
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Today I am NOT going to be a snail, LOL
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    Those are about my speed this morning! hehehe

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