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Walmartians

Friday, March 15, 2013




How to wear a slip ....... FAIL!!!



Wookie price query in aisle 2



Donald Trump called, he wants his hair back



Makes no difference at all mate!!



Back to front boobs??????



STOP BREEDING PLEEEEEEESE!!!



Excuse me ma'am you have a wookie on your back



Ahhhhhhhhhh NO



It's like squeezing a pumpkin in an egg cup!!!



Words fail me


  
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CHERIRIDDELL 3/17/2013 1:03AM

    I don't know where Kathryn lives in Canada but she should see the Walmarts here cause we have Walmartians to rival them !

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GOANNA2 3/16/2013 4:53AM

    I don't feel so bad about me now, woo hoo!
My God, isn't people watching fun?... emoticon

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ILOVEROSES 3/16/2013 4:29AM

    Oh no emoticon

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EMMABE1 3/16/2013 2:52AM

    Great occupation - people watching!! emoticon

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ARTJAC 3/16/2013 2:24AM

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MSBEKANATOR 3/16/2013 1:47AM

    Our Walmart is very entertaining...



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DOTTIEJANE1 3/15/2013 6:54PM

    emoticon our walmart's are the same.

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LESLIES537 3/15/2013 5:34PM

    Bahaha!! It's fun to go to Walmart just to people watch! Thanks for the laugh! emoticon

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DRB13_1 3/15/2013 5:14PM

    next up - a list of all the languages you will hear while shopping at WalMart

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THINRONNA 3/15/2013 3:48PM

    Oh...my...gosh! I am so glad I live in Europe! No Walmarts.

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VONBLACKBIRD 3/15/2013 1:46PM

    I love walmart people.com ..so funny and I've seen some weird people there myself.

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TIME4COFFEE 3/15/2013 1:00PM

    We all resemble the look on that cats face... emoticon

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MARYANN2323 3/15/2013 12:54PM

    I so agree with the cat! emoticon

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KAYDE53 3/15/2013 12:44PM

    What's so sad about this is I think I've actually seen some of these people (or their twins) there! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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EUPHROSYNEA 3/15/2013 11:52AM

    OMG lol, I will have to forward these to hubby, guess he will no longer complain about me checking myself out in the mirror (okay, this might take a "little" long, but whatever) before going to the grocery store, something all of these people should have done, too!!

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LITTLEWIND53 3/15/2013 11:20AM

    Best of them all is that poor cat at the end......

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JEANNETTE59 3/15/2013 11:10AM

  emoticon Walmartians Alert......run, run for your lives emoticon

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GOODLOOKIN69 3/15/2013 10:58AM

    It seems like Walmart fashion is universal-they look the same here! emoticon

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PAMBWS 3/15/2013 10:03AM

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen! Yup...& they are real!!

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SUGARBABY60 3/15/2013 9:58AM

    Sad, just sad! We see the effects of unhealthy eating are not only an eyesore to others but the loss of self esteem.and as we see even WE have judged them( and we are here at Spark for a reason, right???) funny photos on one hand but heart breaking on the other hand.

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STHAX10 3/15/2013 9:50AM

    emoticon looks like Walmart here at home, lol!!!

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LEW0213 3/15/2013 9:46AM

    Yup. The last picture says it all. I'd love to know where these people are from. Would make me avoid going to WalMart in their town. emoticon

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LIBBYG7 3/15/2013 9:45AM

    Sorry I looked at this just after I ate breakfast!

UNBELIEVABLE!!!R>

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JANET552 3/15/2013 9:42AM

    OMG!!!

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KATHRYNLP 3/15/2013 9:39AM

    All I can say is Thank God Canada has an Indecent Exposure Law. No one here would be allowed to leave their house looking like this without being arrested and fined! emoticon emoticon

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LODESTONE 3/15/2013 9:22AM

    emoticon Shaking my head.....

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MILLISMA 3/15/2013 9:20AM

    I can't believe that they look in a mirror and think they look good!!!

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LJOYCE55 3/15/2013 9:02AM

  OMGOMGOMGOMNGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!

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LECATES 3/15/2013 8:20AM

    Some people really need to take a good look at themselves from front and behind---just because one is big does not mean they need to look vulgar.

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MAXFOCUS 3/15/2013 7:17AM

    That last picture sums it up so well. haha


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ROX525 3/15/2013 7:04AM

    Yep...what has been seen, cannot be unseen!

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TEXASFILLY 3/15/2013 6:49AM

    OMG! It's frightening indeed! Some folks have no pride. ~* LOL*

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 3/15/2013 5:32AM

   

They can't have can they?????

It looks like the wardrobe vomited all over them emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:21AM

    Some nights, when I'm off and having trouble sleeping, I think about going to the 24 hour Walmart in my pjs and slippers (& coat) - but I'm afraid I'd show up in someone's Walmart picture collection!

Do you think these people have mirrors? emoticon

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Garden Giggles

Thursday, March 14, 2013



































  
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_CYNDY55_ 4/24/2013 12:53AM

    Love these emoticon Garden emoticon Giggles!
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THINRONNA 3/15/2013 3:50PM

    Funny!

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SHARJOPAUL 3/15/2013 9:45AM

    Love 'em!

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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:22AM

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SISSIE21 3/15/2013 3:15AM

    Loved the bunny!!! Thanks for these, always brightens my day! emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 3/15/2013 2:28AM

    Great laughs. Thanks....

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ARTJAC 3/15/2013 1:11AM

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/14/2013 11:53PM

    Loved the topiary

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TIME4COFFEE 3/14/2013 10:40PM

    Heck, even I might have a garden if I could weed with an automatic weapon!

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LJOYCE55 3/14/2013 7:58PM

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/14/2013 6:04PM

    you always choose the best for first!

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BARBANNA 3/14/2013 5:21PM

    Thanks and have a great day! emoticon emoticon

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KAYDE53 3/14/2013 3:48PM

    emoticon I'm looking forward to gardening & wetting my plants!!

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MARYANN2323 3/14/2013 2:59PM

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JEANNETTE59 3/14/2013 11:10AM

  Time to emoticon ........thanks for the emoticon motivation

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GOODLOOKIN69 3/14/2013 10:00AM

    I hate weeding too but at this point I'm just looking forward to anything green that shows through all the snow we have here! Thanks for the laughs again emoticon emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 3/14/2013 9:44AM

    Loved them... especially the Garden Party! emoticon

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MILLISMA 3/14/2013 9:15AM

    Yes, spring is in the air!!!! But we're having a cold snap and it's only 28 this morning!!!

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PAMBWS 3/14/2013 8:51AM

    Still too much ice & snow to wet the plants here...but it's coming.

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LODESTONE 3/14/2013 7:41AM

    emoticon Ready for spring and wetting out plants!

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TEXASFILLY 3/14/2013 7:41AM

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GARDENCHRIS 3/14/2013 7:26AM

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MAXFOCUS 3/14/2013 7:22AM

    Funny. Makes me excited for Spring to arrive in MN - can't wait for the snow to melt away.

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DRB13_1 3/14/2013 6:18AM

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LABRATIAM 3/14/2013 6:12AM

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ROX525 3/14/2013 5:29AM

    Favorite is the sign...we wet our plants... Thank you.

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COOKIE_AT_51 3/14/2013 5:13AM

    emoticon thanks for the smiles

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GOANNA2 3/14/2013 5:11AM

    Thanks for my daily laugh - these are great! emoticon

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Animals All Around!!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013



































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:24AM

    Thanks for the laughs!

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KAYDE53 3/14/2013 3:50PM

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THINRONNA 3/14/2013 4:07AM

    So great! Love the cat not on the table!

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TIME4COFFEE 3/14/2013 1:18AM

    You found more great ones!

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ARTJAC 3/14/2013 12:03AM

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TEXASFILLY 3/13/2013 10:57PM

    How precious! Happy Spring Break, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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LJCANNON 3/13/2013 7:22PM

    emoticon The Cat who is "Not On The Table" could be My Mooch!!
emoticon The Turtle Marching Band is My Favorite, I think!!

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DRB13_1 3/13/2013 6:57PM

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PAMBWS 3/13/2013 5:54PM

    As always...a fun blog. I love your sense of humour...oh, wait, maybe it's because mine is similar.

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LJOYCE55 3/13/2013 5:40PM

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JEANNETTE59 3/13/2013 2:40PM

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EUPHROSYNEA 3/13/2013 1:53PM

    Loved these! emoticon

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MARYANN2323 3/13/2013 12:51PM

    Looks like some of these could have been taken in my home town. emoticon

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LEW0213 3/13/2013 10:06AM

    Wonderful. Just loved these, especially the last one. Echos my feelings.
Thanks, Jules!!

Linda

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KATHRYNLP 3/13/2013 9:40AM

    It's great way to start the day, thanks Jules. emoticon

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MILLISMA 3/13/2013 9:17AM

    I especially love Sister Mary Catnip!!!!!

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LODESTONE 3/13/2013 6:55AM

    Funny, funny, funny!

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GOANNA2 3/13/2013 5:50AM

    I really enjoy your lovely pictures and quotes. emoticon

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SWEETYOUNGTHING 3/13/2013 5:38AM

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ROX525 3/13/2013 5:22AM

    Adorable.

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MARYJOANNA 3/13/2013 5:15AM

  Love the animal pictures and quotes!

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TENACIOUSTRISH 3/13/2013 5:14AM

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/13/2013 5:12AM

    great way to start the day (for me), I wait gluttonously for your blog to come up on my friend feed! thanks again and again!

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Work It!!

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:26AM

    Love the random facts - I believe in them!

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THINRONNA 3/13/2013 2:34AM

    I like the knitting one! So funny!

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PHEBESS 3/12/2013 7:34PM

    Love them!!!

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ILOVEROSES 3/12/2013 7:34PM

    Great way to start the morning. Love them, especially the aspirin one! emoticon

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MILLISMA 3/12/2013 7:26PM

    These are really good....need to pass them on! emoticon

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KAYDE53 3/12/2013 2:53PM

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MARYANN2323 3/12/2013 1:19PM

    Love them all!

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1BEACHWALKER 3/12/2013 12:37PM

    emoticon Excellent as usual!! emoticon

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SUGARBABY60 3/12/2013 12:24PM

    The knitting one is my favorite! You continue to be one funny lady!

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SASSISPRING 3/12/2013 12:22PM

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TIME4COFFEE 3/12/2013 11:01AM

    So many good ones Jules!

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JEANNETTE59 3/12/2013 10:51AM

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DRB13_1 3/12/2013 9:54AM

    these were laugh out loud funny!
thanks for the great start to the day
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PAMBWS 3/12/2013 9:35AM

    Love them...something for everyone. Thanx for my morning smile.

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LJOYCE55 3/12/2013 8:40AM

  Thank you for bringing these to us.

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LODESTONE 3/12/2013 8:03AM

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ROX525 3/12/2013 5:25AM

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VICKI2705 3/12/2013 4:35AM

    emoticon , I needed the chuckle!

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ARTJAC 3/12/2013 4:27AM

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/12/2013 4:09AM

    you are so full of ideas!
what next!

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GOANNA2 3/12/2013 3:54AM

    Loved the one about the tortoise. emoticon

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Park It!!!!!

Monday, March 11, 2013

While I was putting the groceries in the car today I watched a man reverse park into a parking spot, very carefully and very slowly, only to see him park smack dab in the middle of two parking spots. After much laughter and shaking of heads and an oblivious look from him I had to post a "lousy parking" blog today ......... enjoy
































  
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DESERTDREAMERS 3/15/2013 5:31AM

    How in the holy heck did that first one get onto it's side?

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TENACIOUSTRISH 3/13/2013 5:15AM

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SUGARBABY60 3/12/2013 1:12AM

    I know a 300 lb man who got blocked in and was unable to open the driver door. He was parked by a wall on passenger side. He had to crawl into the car via his back hatch door then crawl over the seats to get to the drivers seat. He started his car, backed out of the spot then took out his pocket knife an JAMMED it into the two rear tires of the other vehicle!he figured the guy probably had One Spare tire ....but not TWO! He thought this plan up while waiting45 minutes for the other driver to return. Sometimes patience just runs out!

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KAYDE53 3/11/2013 8:37PM

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/11/2013 6:52PM

    i'd like to make 'business cards' out of these to use every once in a while.

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MARYANN2323 3/11/2013 4:18PM

    LOVE, LOVE that last one!!!

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TIME4COFFEE 3/11/2013 1:21PM

    My dad worked in printing and made some attractive cards to put on vehicles...it thanked them for taking two parking spots and how considerate they were.

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LJOYCE55 3/11/2013 12:47PM

  Thanks again.

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PDSLIM 3/11/2013 11:32AM

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MT-MOONCHASER 3/11/2013 10:38AM

    If anything, I think the language was very restrained...

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0309COOKIE 3/11/2013 10:34AM

    These were all very funny!

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JEANNETTE59 3/11/2013 10:21AM

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KATHRYNLP 3/11/2013 10:12AM

    Loved them all and I see no language problems here either! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 3/11/2013 9:51AM

    *LOL* Brings back fond memories of parking in TI's parking lot when I worked there ages ago. Our favorite thing was to post a small business-card size note on the idiot's windshield that read, "Dumb@sses like you who don't know how to park should take the bus." Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~

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PAMBWS 3/11/2013 9:04AM

    Love it. I'm one of those who will take a spot +...driving a truck, most spots these days are sized for something small. I like to be able to open the doors without hitting another car or being hit by one. However, I also park 'away' from the store...walking an extra few feet is not a problem. And it reminds me that I have recovered from knee surgery & don't need to park close to anything.

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LEW0213 3/11/2013 8:38AM

    Great stuff. I know my 11 jackasses could do a better job than most people.

Linda emoticon

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MAXFOCUS 3/11/2013 8:34AM

    Good ones. I would love to leave people who can't park with little business cards with the ass on it. emoticon

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DRB13_1 3/11/2013 7:47AM

    wow, business cards for bad parking - sounds dangerous
I regularly back into parking spaces (easier to pull out without blindly entering traffic lane) and one day a woman watched me and said "you park like a man" - wasn't sure how to take that comment - was it meant as a compliment? (I think she meant it that way, but still...) emoticon
Another good reason to walk when we can emoticon

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GOANNA2 3/11/2013 7:00AM

    I often wonder why people show how stupid they are
when trying to park...


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LODESTONE 3/11/2013 6:47AM

    Have seen multiple signs of this idiocy in our lovely town, too. emoticon

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 3/11/2013 5:32AM

   

I see no language problems here at all

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MARYJOANNA 3/11/2013 5:27AM

  Cute ideas, but some of the language isn't good.

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ROX525 3/11/2013 5:20AM

    Hahahaha

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ARTJAC 3/11/2013 5:10AM

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